#itwasntme — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #itwasntme, aggregated by home.social.
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“It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me?”
Terry Pratchett; Jingo
#Discworld #PotomacTragedy #TrumpsDEIProgramFailings #ItWasntMe #TrumpsAmerica 💔💙 -
Peter Todd Was ‘Unmasked’ As Bitcoin Creator Satoshi Nakamoto. Now He’s In Hiding - Peter Todd has gone underground after an HBO documentary named him as the creator of Bitc... - https://www.wired.com/story/peter-todd-was-unmasked-as-bitcoin-creator-satoshi-nakamoto-now-hes-in-hiding/ #business/blockchainandcryptocurrency #itwasntme #business
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Excellent. lol
CALL TO ACTIVISM @Calltoactivism
This video of Donald Trump singing “It wasn’t me” is now TRENDING.
Can we get #ItWasntMe trending to the top?
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Such an eloquently worded delisting request. But wait, it looks like they forgot something... 🤔
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@RamenCatholic @dwcon Well you did not hear it here honest Guv *1 I deny suggesting this😜 , but knowing that a lot of the UK flying saucer sightings that made the papers in 70/80s were the work of a bored teenager & friends who later became a Pink Floyd Roadie solving other interesting problems but not my stories to tell.
You could make an inflatable Dalek Mothership lookalike & cannibalise a quad/hex copter to control it add a few flashing LED's 555 timer capacitor circuit etc
*1 #ItWasntMe
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It Wasn’t Me - Shaggy
Jack caught me at Maralago (It wasn't me)
Saw my Twitter DMs (It wasn't me)
I even had docs in the bathroom (It wasn't me)
Jack even caught me on camera (Nah, it wasn't me)
He saw the orange-smudged documents (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told Georgia (It wasn't me)
Heard the perfect phone call (It wasn't me)
He indicted me and now it’s over#HashTagGames #PerfectPerpWalkSong
#TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #Shaggy #ItWasntMe @hashtaggames -
one benefit of the One Parent One Language strategy for raising a bilingual child is that it’s very easy to know which parent the child learned something from
this observation brought to you by something going wrong last night resulting in my daughter sighing dramatically and going “ugh, 最悪！！”
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Sometimes you just have be honest about what you've done.
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Look friends at what some baddie did to me’s soft toy pal Ginger! Me wonders who could have done that?🤔
#ItsAMystery #PoorGingersBumBum
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If you happened to see me walking around in town today with one turn-up turned up and one turn-up turned down, no you didn't.
That doesn't sound like my usual state of sophisticated sartorial elegance at all and you must have been mistaken.
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“This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
#DiscWorld #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #ItWasntAParty #ItWasntMe #LiarJohnson #Partygate #PrivilegesCommittee -
I've had a few people offer me an alibi after seeing that the worst mayor ever got his office egged on his final day of disgrace. Thank you but it's not necessary at this time 💪 .
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@christianlament dang, I thought I'd paid off the right people to keep that one quiet. Just don't mention the doughnuts #ItWasntMe
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Why do autocorrects feel personal? #AutoCorrect #Mistake #ItWasntMe
