#johnsonpartiedwhilepeopledied — Public Fediverse posts

“But it persisted, arriving in her mind like the unexpected limbo dancer under the lavatory door of Life.”
Terry Pratchett; Equal Rites
#Discworld #JohnsonRolledOutAgain #ToryElectioneeringFails #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #VoteToriesOut #TacticalVoting 🗳️

​“Linsay was a left-ear person, Valiente realised. He had seen plenty of them: their eyes glazed slightly and they stared fixedly at your left ear, while their mouths spouted the truth about flying saucers, the great world conspiracy, or a one-born-every-minute evangelism. Inside everyone was a left-ear person waiting to get out.”
Terry Pratchett; A Blink of the Screen
#LiarJohnson #PrivilegesCommittee #ToryGrifter #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

“Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn't in the job.
Terry Pratchett; Guards! Guards!
#DiscWorld #SelfServingJohnson #Resignation #JumpingBeforePushed #RunningAway #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

“…if there were rules, then they applied to everyone, even her. Otherwise they were merely tyranny.”
Terry Pratchett; Thief of Time
#DiscWorld #LockdownRules #CovidInquiry #JohnsonDiaries #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #TheTruthWillOut

“Three and a bit, that’s the ticket. Only Bloody Stupid Johnson said that was untidy, so he designed a wheel where the pie was exactly three. And that’s it, in there.” “But that’s impossible!” said Moist. “You can’t do that! Pi is like . . . built in! You can’t change it. You’d have to change the universe!” “Yes, sir. They tell me that’s what happened.”
Terry Pratchett; Going Postal
#DiscWorld #JohnsonApproach #ChangeTheNarrativeToFitTheLie #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

​“People remember badly. But societies remember well, the swarm remembers, encoding the information to slip it past the censors of the mind, passing it in from grandmother to grandchild in little bits of nonsense they won't bother to forget. Sometimes the truth keeps itself alive in devious ways despite the best efforts of the official keepers of information.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
#DiscWorld #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #Chequers #LiarJohnson #NotMovingOn #Karma

“….with the grin of one who mistakenly thinks he's a wit when he's only half a one.”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
#DiscWorld #LiarJohnson #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #ToryGaslighting #SelectCommittee

“There ought to be signs, and if there was a sign there should be a sign on it to show that it was a sign so that you definitely knew it was a sign.”
Terry Pratchett; Dodger
#JohnsonDefence #NoOneToldme #Partygate #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #LiarJohnson #CommonsSelectCommittee

“This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
#DiscWorld #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #ItWasntAParty #ItWasntMe #LiarJohnson #Partygate #PrivilegesCommittee