#hitchhikersguide — Public Fediverse posts
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[Zaphod] opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited. After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.
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[Zaphod] opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited. After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.
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[Zaphod] opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited. After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.
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[Zaphod] opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited. After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.
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[Zaphod] opened the door of the box and stepped in. Inside the box he waited. After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.
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Time travel is increasingly regarded as a menace. History is being polluted.
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Time travel is increasingly regarded as a menace. History is being polluted.
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Time travel is increasingly regarded as a menace. History is being polluted.
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Time travel is increasingly regarded as a menace. History is being polluted.
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Time travel is increasingly regarded as a menace. History is being polluted.
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"I do not hate myself. In many ways, I am not altogether too bed." – Constant Mown
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"I do not hate myself. In many ways, I am not altogether too bed." – Constant Mown
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"I do not hate myself. In many ways, I am not altogether too bed." – Constant Mown
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"I do not hate myself. In many ways, I am not altogether too bed." – Constant Mown
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"I do not hate myself. In many ways, I am not altogether too bed." – Constant Mown
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Let's be straight here. If we find something we can't understand we like to call it something you can't understand, or indeed pronounce...
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Let's be straight here. If we find something we can't understand we like to call it something you can't understand, or indeed pronounce...
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Let's be straight here. If we find something we can't understand we like to call it something you can't understand, or indeed pronounce...
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Let's be straight here. If we find something we can't understand we like to call it something you can't understand, or indeed pronounce...
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Let's be straight here. If we find something we can't understand we like to call it something you can't understand, or indeed pronounce...
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Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an infinitely large Universe such as, for instance, the one in which we live, most things one could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow somewhere.
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Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an infinitely large Universe such as, for instance, the one in which we live, most things one could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow somewhere.
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Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an infinitely large Universe such as, for instance, the one in which we live, most things one could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow somewhere.
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Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an infinitely large Universe such as, for instance, the one in which we live, most things one could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow somewhere.
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Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an infinitely large Universe such as, for instance, the one in which we live, most things one could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow somewhere.
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Bodyguard: OK, Hotblack. Black ship's ready to crash into the sun of Kakrafoon. Time to get there ourselves.
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Bodyguard: OK, Hotblack. Black ship's ready to crash into the sun of Kakrafoon. Time to get there ourselves.
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Bodyguard: OK, Hotblack. Black ship's ready to crash into the sun of Kakrafoon. Time to get there ourselves.
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Bodyguard: OK, Hotblack. Black ship's ready to crash into the sun of Kakrafoon. Time to get there ourselves.
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Bodyguard: OK, Hotblack. Black ship's ready to crash into the sun of Kakrafoon. Time to get there ourselves.
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The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.
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The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.
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The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.
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The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.
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The fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.
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Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was - indeed, is - one of the Universe's very small number of immortal beings.
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Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was - indeed, is - one of the Universe's very small number of immortal beings.
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Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was - indeed, is - one of the Universe's very small number of immortal beings.
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Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was - indeed, is - one of the Universe's very small number of immortal beings.
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Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was - indeed, is - one of the Universe's very small number of immortal beings.
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Random: Lemons?
It: If I have three lemons and three oranges and I lose two oranges and a lemon, what do I have left?
Random: Huh?
It: Okay, so you think time flows that way, do you? Interesting. -
Random: Lemons?
It: If I have three lemons and three oranges and I lose two oranges and a lemon, what do I have left?
Random: Huh?
It: Okay, so you think time flows that way, do you? Interesting. -
Random: Lemons?
It: If I have three lemons and three oranges and I lose two oranges and a lemon, what do I have left?
Random: Huh?
It: Okay, so you think time flows that way, do you? Interesting. -
Random: Lemons?
It: If I have three lemons and three oranges and I lose two oranges and a lemon, what do I have left?
Random: Huh?
It: Okay, so you think time flows that way, do you? Interesting. -
Random: Lemons?
It: If I have three lemons and three oranges and I lose two oranges and a lemon, what do I have left?
Random: Huh?
It: Okay, so you think time flows that way, do you? Interesting. -
"Ha!" snapped Marvin. "Ha!" he repeated. "What do you know of always? You say 'always' to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic lifeforms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care," he coughed, "and tact."
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"Ha!" snapped Marvin. "Ha!" he repeated. "What do you know of always? You say 'always' to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic lifeforms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care," he coughed, "and tact."
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"Ha!" snapped Marvin. "Ha!" he repeated. "What do you know of always? You say 'always' to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic lifeforms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care," he coughed, "and tact."
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"Ha!" snapped Marvin. "Ha!" he repeated. "What do you know of always? You say 'always' to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic lifeforms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care," he coughed, "and tact."
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"Ha!" snapped Marvin. "Ha!" he repeated. "What do you know of always? You say 'always' to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic lifeforms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care," he coughed, "and tact."
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The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
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People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
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People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
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People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
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People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.