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  1. "What did she say?"
    "She hit me on the head with the rock again."
    "I think I can confirm that that was my daughter."
    "Sweet kid."
    "You have to get to know her," said Arthur.
    "She eases up, does she?"
    "No," said Arthur, "but you get a better sense of when to duck."

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  2. Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was - indeed, is - one of the Universe's very small number of immortal beings. [...]

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  3. How can I tell ... that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?

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  4. It wasn't merely that their left hand didn't always know what their right hand was doing, so to speak; quite often their right hand had a pretty hazy notion as well.

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  5. "I come in peace," the silver robot said, adding after a long moment of further grinding, "take me to your Lizard."

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