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  1. “I'm afraid,” he said at last, “that the Question and the Answer are mutually exclusive. Knowledge of one logically precludes knowledge of the other. It is impossible that both can ever be known about the same Universe.”

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  2. "You, Mr. President, are the most philosophunculistic, moronic, steatopygic excuse for a politician that it has ever been my good fortune to not vote for, and if I thought for one second that this crappy Universe deserved any better, then I would pay, out of my own pocket you understand, to have you assassinated."—Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged

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  3. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero.

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  4. "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre," Ford muttered to himself, "and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."

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  5. One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid.

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  6. "All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."

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  7. "We can charge the Unnecessarily Painful Slow Death torpedoes on the trip. Hyperspace static will give them a little extra sting."
    Jeltz nodded approvingly. "You, Mown, are an utter bastard."
    "Thanks, Dad," he said.

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  8. "We can charge the Unnecessarily Painful Slow Death torpedoes on the trip. Hyperspace static will give them a little extra sting."
    Jeltz nodded approvingly. "You, Mown, are an utter bastard."
    "Thanks, Dad," he said.

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  9. "We can charge the Unnecessarily Painful Slow Death torpedoes on the trip. Hyperspace static will give them a little extra sting."
    Jeltz nodded approvingly. "You, Mown, are an utter bastard."
    "Thanks, Dad," he said.

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  10. "We can charge the Unnecessarily Painful Slow Death torpedoes on the trip. Hyperspace static will give them a little extra sting."
    Jeltz nodded approvingly. "You, Mown, are an utter bastard."
    "Thanks, Dad," he said.

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  11. "We can charge the Unnecessarily Painful Slow Death torpedoes on the trip. Hyperspace static will give them a little extra sting."
    Jeltz nodded approvingly. "You, Mown, are an utter bastard."
    "Thanks, Dad," he said.

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  12. A quotation from Douglas Adams

    Generally, old media don’t die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven’t been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn’t want a TV screen on your headstone.

    Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
    Broadcast (2010-10-11), Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Future, ep. 2, “Publishing,” BBC Radio 4

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-douglas/6001/

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  13. A quotation from Douglas Adams

    Generally, old media don’t die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven’t been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn’t want a TV screen on your headstone.

    Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
    Broadcast (2010-10-11), Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Future, ep. 2, “Publishing,” BBC Radio 4

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-douglas/6001/

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  14. A quotation from Douglas Adams

    Generally, old media don’t die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven’t been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn’t want a TV screen on your headstone.

    Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
    Broadcast (2010-10-11), Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Future, ep. 2, “Publishing,” BBC Radio 4

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-douglas/6001/

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  15. A quotation from Douglas Adams

    Generally, old media don’t die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven’t been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn’t want a TV screen on your headstone.

    Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
    Broadcast (2010-10-11), Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Future, ep. 2, “Publishing,” BBC Radio 4

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-douglas/6001/

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  16. A quotation from Douglas Adams

    Generally, old media don’t die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven’t been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn’t want a TV screen on your headstone.

    Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
    Broadcast (2010-10-11), Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Future, ep. 2, “Publishing,” BBC Radio 4

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-douglas/6001/

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  17. I usually give my cars names. I haven't done so with my current vehicle.

    This morning I had a flash of inspiration for an ideal name, I'll call my car Prefect.

    I have a Ford Grand Tourneo, so, it would be Ford Prefect.

    Not only a former Ford model of car, also the character from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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  18. The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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  19. A quotation from Douglas Adams

       “So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?” I asked.
       He blinked at me as if I were stupid.
       “Well what do you think you do?” he said. “You die of course. That’s what deadly means.”

    Douglas Adams (1952-2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
    Last Chance to See, ch. 2 (1990) [with Mark Carwardine]

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-douglas/29827/

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  20. Had a good time trying out some Tengwar, lettering, and cursive with a new italic nib this evening. (Thanks @wiersdorf !)

  21. A quotation from Douglas Adams

    It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else’s point of view without the proper training.

    Douglas Adams (1952-2001) English author, humorist, screenwriter
    Hitchhiker’s Guide No. 5, Mostly Harmless, ch. 15 (1992)

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-douglas/46078/

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  22. Salut à toutes et tous, n’oubliez pas votre serviette aujourd’hui et bonne journée!

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  23. 📚🌲 In unserem literarischen Adventskalender steckt heute ein Reisebericht zu bedrohten Tierarten der Welt. Douglas Adams reiste dafür nicht durch die Galaxis, sondern u. a. nach Neuseeland, Madagaskar, China.

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  24. #AloneTime:

    “NO ADMITTANCE.
    NOT EVEN TO AUTHORISED PERSONNEL.
    YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.
    GO AWAY.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

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  25. @albinokid I also love the work of #UrsulaKLeGuin. So much that when I transitioned, I took my last name, Gethen, from her book The Left Hand of Darkness. (I'm #nonbinary, so it seemed fitting.)

    My other favorite authors include:

    #DouglasAdams
    #AlfredBester
    #MadeleineLEngle
    #NKJemisin

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