#grocerystorerumors — Public Fediverse posts

Before they invented aisles, everything was just piled in the center.

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They found a body behind the toilet paper display near aisle 7.
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Root beer
Not root nor beer
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Any time you see a broken seal, and can't remember if you opened it...a piece of your memory has been erased.

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The can stocker was working his way through college to become a meteorologist. One of his prognostications came out thus:

It'll be chili today, but hot tomale.

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There was a rumble in the Produce department when a pair of lettuce heads got to whining about the potatoes as referees because when it came to a friendly game of Squash, they were all eyes.

And they whined all the louder when they found that the corn was all ears--then they REALLY raised a racket.

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The tubers must have come from overseas, delivered by Popeye. When customs asked about any declarations, they all declared "I yam what I yam!"

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After the weekend shopping rush was over, Romaine got plastered again at the salad bar.

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It's always a good idea to avoid the aisle marked Canned Meat if you want to block Spam.

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#grocerystorerumors has it that #ElonMusk was seen in the candy section. Allegedly he assumed some chocolate bars were making fun of his renaming some #network ...

I hear they're changing the expiration dates on the milk. Don't tell anyone you heard that from me. 🔐

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#GroceryStoreRumors #HashtagGames 30% of all supermarket foods are made of the same stuff as the packets they come in.

you can only buy apples with apple pay #grocerystorerumors

A friend of a friend told me Impossible vegan Taylor ham is coming to Jersey.

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Before stocking shelves, all employees must bow and pay homage to the gilded iconography of the Rat King.

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A friend of a friend told me that olive loaf and head cheese are making a comeback.

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@paul There's really only one type of citrus fruit. Supermarkets arrange them according to size and color, then label them as oranges/lemons/grapefruit as they see fit.
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As creator and host of the #QuirkyOpinions tag at @hashtaggames, LOL.

On a side note, you can discuss #QuirkyOnions in tonight's game, #GroceryStoreRumors, esp if you have any inside information on them to share. 😂 #HashTagGames