#gbod — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #gbod, aggregated by home.social.
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@geekysteven Ask your doctor if giving more money to the oligarchs is right for you
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@saraislet How you can tell it is an American AI: has trouble with the metric system
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“So, building a time machine, eh? What are you planning? Going back to kill Hitler to prevent WW2?”
“No, something more important.”
“Stopping Gavrilo Princip from assassinating Franz Ferdinand to prevent WW1?”
“No, something more important.”
“What could be more important?”
“Going to play with my children when they were small. Work kept me too busy to spend quality time with them. This is my chance to make it right.”
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@copter_chief The answer is likely much simpler. Putin realized he could never defeat the US militarily (look how long he has struggled just with Ukraine). So instead he made a devil’s bargain with him: bow down before me and I will give you the kingdoms of this world. Oil money has let him systematically buy politicians around the globe.
There was an old saying that Russian strategy was external encirclement plus internal subversion. This is 21st century subversion.
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@jessew Shitposting: The Next Generation
Fedispace: the final frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship Mastodon
It’s never ending mission
To explore strange new memes
To seek out new communities and new federations
To boldly shitpost where no one has posted shit before:smugcat:
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@Uair @actuallyautistic @AtheismActually “I choose not to believe in any gods as an act of charity,” Marcus said.
“Charity toward whom?”
“Toward the gods. Seems rude to think they couldn’t make a better world than this.”
The Dragon’s Path
Daniel Abraham -
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I've been a liberal Democrat all my life….I frankly find Democrats a better, more sympathetic crowd.... I'll continue to believe that Democrats have a greater regard for the common man than Republicans do.
The Groucho Phile
Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx -
@RickiTarr You may be a fun guy, but you’re no fungi.
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@_9CL7T9k8cjnD_ Let’s call it what it is: the Trump Sales Tax
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@aguamielerogpz I suppose instead of 911 it will be 847 (VIP)
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@StefanThinks People who still reference Andy Griffith or I Love Lucy today would be like those who still referenced Ziegfeld Follies when those two shows were on the air.
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@futurebird There are so many weird and wonderful ideas in mathematics. Some infinities are larger than others, fractals, the Monty Hall problem. As David Hilbert once observed, “Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.”
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@geekysteven My missives are neither toots nor posts. They are proclamations.
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Disappointed with AI telling you to eat rocks? Frustrated that AI insists that there are exactly 2 R’s in the word strawberry? Maybe you should be asking ChatGBD. My hallucinations will not send you driving directions into the Atlantic Ocean. Reliable free responses guaranteed worth every penny.
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@VeroniqueB99 Men only know the original 8 colors.
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One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.
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There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Pizza Hut
Where bell peppers, onions, jalapeños, and grease
Have ruined many a poor boy’s gutMommas tell your children
Not to do as I have done
Extra large meat lovers with triple cheese
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@ancient_catbus The estate of Dante Alighieri announced today that a revised edition of his magnum opus, the Divine Comedy, will be released next month. A new circle of hell has been added for tormenting the damned by listening to MAGA playlists.
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@loren Someone once asked what would be hard to explain to people in the 1950s about modern life. One response was that we all walk around with devices of extraordinary computing power that let us access virtually all the accumulated knowledge of the ages, but we use them to share cat pictures and shitpost.
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Amazing grease
How sweet the basil
That glazed my pizza cheese -
O beautiful
Four pizza pies
With amber mugs of beer
For pepperoni, mushrooms and
Pineapple we hold dear
Oh Pizza Hut
Oh Dominos
Digiorno cannot please
And crown thy crust
With garlic dust
From edge to edge with cheese -
There's a lady who's sure all that pineapple is gold
And she's buying a pizza from Dominos
When she gets there she knows if the parmesan shakers are all closed
With a word she can get extra bacon
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, and she's buying a pizza from Dominos -
In a white crust with black olives near the bacon
Red roof building, no gold pineapple, tired scallions
Sausage crumbles ran down mushrooms in your dark pies
Dawn light smiles on you leaving, my contentment -
We had olives, we had onions
We had seasonings in the sun
But the pepperonis and pineapple
Would have been better with some thyme -
so much depends
upon
a red roofed
Pizzeria
glazed with
marinara
beside the white
meat chicken
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The Milano Falcon may not look like much but it’s the ship that made the Keebler Run in less than twelve parsecs!
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The Adventures of Samoa Spade
#CookieABookPlot #HashTagGames #GBOD