True story: When I was a kid, we got a fortune that read "Your dog is plotting an escape."
#fortunecookiesforpets — Public Fediverse posts
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Scratch beneath the surface of that furniture. Your lost treats might be hidden there.
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Humans are about to go extinct. Teach your children where the frogs and rats live.
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #doha
9: #whatwasthat
8: #TuneTuesday
7: #applewatch
6: #iPhoneAir
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Tomorrow the delicious expensive chicken you saw arrive in the large box yesterday will suddenly taste awful. You must never eat it again.
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Today is an excellent day to miow loudly next to every window and door you can find until they are opened. It's both fun and good exercise for your human.
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#FortuneCookiesForPets is trending, and this quick image search seems ready-made for the hashtag:
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Expect more "Me how?" than meow this week.
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SETI is looking for a few good signal monitors.
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Stop and smell the roses. Hell, stop and smell everything.
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Remember: Nothing is certain until Mr. Schrödinger opens the box.
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Tilt your head — it will brighten someone’s day.
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KEEP CALM AND HAIRY ON
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@CindyWeinstein
A bath is in your future. -
Empty food bowls will become more common for you next week
#FortuneCookiesForPets
#HashtagGames -
The dog that barks loudest eats first
The dog that doesn't bark gets more treats.
#FortuneCookiesForPets
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You’ll meet a tall dark can opener.
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You may overcome your human’s poor comprehension skills by incessantly repeating yourself.
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Treat time stare effectiveness doubles while your human is treating himself.
