#featurebloat — Public Fediverse posts
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🤖🎩 Behold, the latest adventure in feature bloat: pgAdmin 4's #AI #Assistant Panel, now helping you write queries like a toddler with a crayon! 💻🤦♂️ Version 9.13 is here, bringing the same excitement as watching paint dry—only now with more documentation to ignore! 📜😂
https://www.pgadmin.org/docs/pgadmin4/9.13/query_tool.html#ai-assistant-panel #pgAdmin4 #featurebloat #querywriting #softwareupdate #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖🎩 Behold, the latest adventure in feature bloat: pgAdmin 4's #AI #Assistant Panel, now helping you write queries like a toddler with a crayon! 💻🤦♂️ Version 9.13 is here, bringing the same excitement as watching paint dry—only now with more documentation to ignore! 📜😂
https://www.pgadmin.org/docs/pgadmin4/9.13/query_tool.html#ai-assistant-panel #pgAdmin4 #featurebloat #querywriting #softwareupdate #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖🎩 Behold, the latest adventure in feature bloat: pgAdmin 4's #AI #Assistant Panel, now helping you write queries like a toddler with a crayon! 💻🤦♂️ Version 9.13 is here, bringing the same excitement as watching paint dry—only now with more documentation to ignore! 📜😂
https://www.pgadmin.org/docs/pgadmin4/9.13/query_tool.html#ai-assistant-panel #pgAdmin4 #featurebloat #querywriting #softwareupdate #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖🎩 Behold, the latest adventure in feature bloat: pgAdmin 4's #AI #Assistant Panel, now helping you write queries like a toddler with a crayon! 💻🤦♂️ Version 9.13 is here, bringing the same excitement as watching paint dry—only now with more documentation to ignore! 📜😂
https://www.pgadmin.org/docs/pgadmin4/9.13/query_tool.html#ai-assistant-panel #pgAdmin4 #featurebloat #querywriting #softwareupdate #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎵 Behold, the latest experiment in digital spaghetti: Mu – The Micro Network. GitHub’s new menu maze promises AI-driven coding utopia, but feels more like a tangled slinky. 🤹♂️ With each feature more labyrinthine than the last, it’s less about writing code and more about surviving the platform’s feature bloat apocalypse. 🚀
https://github.com/asim/mu #digitalspaghetti #AIcoding #featurebloat #GitHub #MuMicroNetwork #codingutopia #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, *another* tech solution nobody asked for: "Ovld – Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Overcomplexifying #Python Function Calls!" 🙄 Because what Python *really* needed was more feature-bloat under the guise of 'efficiency' 🚀.
https://github.com/breuleux/ovld #techsolutions #featurebloat #overcomplexity #inefficiency #programminghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of Amazon S3 🥱—it started simple, but surprise, surprise, it got complicated the more they tinkered with it. 🎩💡 Who knew that adding features and fixing bugs could result in complexity? Thank goodness we have a 3851-word treatise to enlighten us on this groundbreaking revelation. 🤯📚
https://www.allthingsdistributed.com/2025/03/in-s3-simplicity-is-table-stakes.html #AmazonS3 #Complexity #FeatureBloat #TechInsights #CloudStorage #DeveloperCommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
Implicit index access in C# 13
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/csharp/whats-new/csharp-13#implicit-index-access
Wait...what!? What is this even doing and what is it for?
Urgh... I think I have to stop looking at new language features for some time...
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Asserting “as a user, I want to fill out the form” fools the team into thinking that the user will give the product something for nothing. The cost is hidden because the user is defined as someone who wants to fill out forms, even if no such person actually exists.
With a user story like that, every ticket becomes self-justifying. Features multiply, complexity rises.
#ProductDesign #FeatureBloat
https://uxdesign.cc/as-a-user-i-dont-want-to-973990a30158