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#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
Hello me?
Me - Yes?
Yeah, sorry…no excuse, I love what I do but I won’t be calling it work, so I guess I won’t show up for “work”. Just gonna keep doing it cause it’s fucking fun.
Me - Cool!
#Art

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
Hello me?
Me - Yes?
Yeah, sorry…no excuse, I love what I do but I won’t be calling it work, so I guess I won’t show up for “work”. Just gonna keep doing it cause it’s fucking fun.
Me - Cool!
#Art

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
Hello me?
Me - Yes?
Yeah, sorry…no excuse, I love what I do but I won’t be calling it work, so I guess I won’t show up for “work”. Just gonna keep doing it cause it’s fucking fun.
Me - Cool!
#Art

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
Hello me?
Me - Yes?
Yeah, sorry…no excuse, I love what I do but I won’t be calling it work, so I guess I won’t show up for “work”. Just gonna keep doing it cause it’s fucking fun.
Me - Cool!
#Art

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
Hello me?
Me - Yes?
Yeah, sorry…no excuse, I love what I do but I won’t be calling it work, so I guess I won’t show up for “work”. Just gonna keep doing it cause it’s fucking fun.
Me - Cool!
#Art

Caught in a time loop this #Photomonday, I told my boss I met a #historicalpersonoreventasong, so #excusesforcallingoffwork got creative. Turns out, it was just an #aprilfools prank gone wild. Who knew #Fotomontag could blend so seamlessly with #aprilfoolsday? #aprilscherz vibes on a #mondaymotivation twist. And yes, even my dog's in on it, making it a perfect #mondog. All truths (and lies) documented on #truthsocial.

Caught in a time loop this #Photomonday, I told my boss I met a #historicalpersonoreventasong, so #excusesforcallingoffwork got creative. Turns out, it was just an #aprilfools prank gone wild. Who knew #Fotomontag could blend so seamlessly with #aprilfoolsday? #aprilscherz vibes on a #mondaymotivation twist. And yes, even my dog's in on it, making it a perfect #mondog. All truths (and lies) documented on #truthsocial.

Caught in a time loop this #Photomonday, I told my boss I met a #historicalpersonoreventasong, so #excusesforcallingoffwork got creative. Turns out, it was just an #aprilfools prank gone wild. Who knew #Fotomontag could blend so seamlessly with #aprilfoolsday? #aprilscherz vibes on a #mondaymotivation twist. And yes, even my dog's in on it, making it a perfect #mondog. All truths (and lies) documented on #truthsocial.

Caught in a time loop this #Photomonday, I told my boss I met a #historicalpersonoreventasong, so #excusesforcallingoffwork got creative. Turns out, it was just an #aprilfools prank gone wild. Who knew #Fotomontag could blend so seamlessly with #aprilfoolsday? #aprilscherz vibes on a #mondaymotivation twist. And yes, even my dog's in on it, making it a perfect #mondog. All truths (and lies) documented on #truthsocial.

Checking hashtags From #Aprilfoolsday #excusesforcallingoffwork to #Havanasyndrome have concluded it is all the internets doing and that we are all may be affected by recurring bouts of Covid anyway and given time everything will be fine and those affected will hopefully get treatment become well again from covert infrasound weapons exposure. That it will all pass eventually.

Checking hashtags From #Aprilfoolsday #excusesforcallingoffwork to #Havanasyndrome have concluded it is all the internets doing and that we are all may be affected by recurring bouts of Covid anyway and given time everything will be fine and those affected will hopefully get treatment become well again from covert infrasound weapons exposure. That it will all pass eventually.

Checking hashtags From #Aprilfoolsday #excusesforcallingoffwork to #Havanasyndrome have concluded it is all the internets doing and that we are all may be affected by recurring bouts of Covid anyway and given time everything will be fine and those affected will hopefully get treatment become well again from covert infrasound weapons exposure. That it will all pass eventually.

Checking hashtags From #Aprilfoolsday #excusesforcallingoffwork to #Havanasyndrome have concluded it is all the internets doing and that we are all may be affected by recurring bouts of Covid anyway and given time everything will be fine and those affected will hopefully get treatment become well again from covert infrasound weapons exposure. That it will all pass eventually.

Checking hashtags From #Aprilfoolsday #excusesforcallingoffwork to #Havanasyndrome have concluded it is all the internets doing and that we are all may be affected by recurring bouts of Covid anyway and given time everything will be fine and those affected will hopefully get treatment become well again from covert infrasound weapons exposure. That it will all pass eventually.

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #april1st
9: #Photomonday
8: #aprilscherz
7: #silentsunday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #april
4: #aprilfoolsday
3: #tatort
2: #aprilfools
1: #excusesforcallingoffwork

#trendytoots 📈

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #april1st
9: #Photomonday
8: #aprilscherz
7: #silentsunday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #april
4: #aprilfoolsday
3: #tatort
2: #aprilfools
1: #excusesforcallingoffwork

#trendytoots 📈

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #april1st
9: #Photomonday
8: #aprilscherz
7: #silentsunday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #april
4: #aprilfoolsday
3: #tatort
2: #aprilfools
1: #excusesforcallingoffwork

#trendytoots 📈

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #april1st
9: #Photomonday
8: #aprilscherz
7: #silentsunday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #april
4: #aprilfoolsday
3: #tatort
2: #aprilfools
1: #excusesforcallingoffwork

#trendytoots 📈

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #april1st
9: #Photomonday
8: #aprilscherz
7: #silentsunday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #april
4: #aprilfoolsday
3: #tatort
2: #aprilfools
1: #excusesforcallingoffwork

#trendytoots 📈

Spot and discard!

1. identify distractions (news, entertainement, debates, values, campaigns, renewables, transition)
2. identify the issues that require addressing (nationalism, sexual violence, extractivism, degrowth, activism)
3. urgently avoid fueling distractions
4. do not acquiesce on people fueling distractions.

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1. identify distractions (news, entertainement, debates, values, campaigns, renewables, transition)
2. identify the issues that require addressing (nationalism, sexual violence, extractivism, degrowth, activism)
3. urgently avoid fueling distractions
4. do not acquiesce on people fueling distractions.

#purpose #resolutions #SpotAndDiscard #temperance #sobriety #conversation #conversations #entertainement #vote #workCulture #excusesforcallingoffwork

Spot and discard!

1. identify distractions (news, entertainement, debates, values, campaigns, renewables, transition)
2. identify the issues that require addressing (nationalism, sexual violence, extractivism, degrowth, activism)
3. urgently avoid fueling distractions
4. do not acquiesce on people fueling distractions.

#purpose #resolutions #SpotAndDiscard #temperance #sobriety #conversation #conversations #entertainement #vote #workCulture #excusesforcallingoffwork

Spot and discard!

1. identify distractions (news, entertainement, debates, values, campaigns, renewables, transition)
2. identify the issues that require addressing (nationalism, sexual violence, extractivism, degrowth, activism)
3. urgently avoid fueling distractions
4. do not acquiesce on people fueling distractions.

#purpose #resolutions #SpotAndDiscard #temperance #sobriety #conversation #conversations #entertainement #vote #workCulture #excusesforcallingoffwork

Spot and discard!

1. identify distractions (news, entertainement, debates, values, campaigns, renewables, transition)
2. identify the issues that require addressing (nationalism, sexual violence, extractivism, degrowth, activism)
3. urgently avoid fueling distractions
4. do not acquiesce on people fueling distractions.

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#excusesforcallingoffwork … I’m in another state, literately. … but they know that. #EasterMonday #HappyEaster #Monday #Easter #HashtagGames

#excusesforcallingoffwork … I’m in another state, literately. … but they know that. #EasterMonday #HappyEaster #Monday #Easter #HashtagGames

I'd love to work—really, I would—but my bother's king right now. And my other brother's older than I. And even if they both unexpectedly die, I have these nephews who are in line to the throne. What to do, what to do.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

I'd love to work—really, I would—but my bother's king right now. And my other brother's older than I. And even if they both unexpectedly die, I have these nephews who are in line to the throne. What to do, what to do.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

We're all unmotivated—we few … we happy few—so we need the boss to give us an inspirational speech before we try to take on the foes who vastly outnumber us.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

We're all unmotivated—we few … we happy few—so we need the boss to give us an inspirational speech before we try to take on the foes who vastly outnumber us.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

Will get right back to work once I clearly establish that my father's ghost was telling the truth about my uncle killing him . . . although if my uncle's praying, I may have to put off work once again.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

Will get right back to work once I clearly establish that my father's ghost was telling the truth about my uncle killing him . . . although if my uncle's praying, I may have to put off work once again.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

Will get right back to work once I clearly establish that my father's ghost was telling the truth about my uncle killing him . . . although if my uncle's praying, I may have to put off work once again.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

Will get right back to work once I clearly establish that my father's ghost was telling the truth about my uncle killing him . . . although if my uncle's praying, I may have to put off work once again.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

1 April is an international holiday

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashtagGames

1 April is an international holiday

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashtagGames

1 April is an international holiday

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashtagGames

1 April is an international holiday

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashtagGames

Cat looks sad when I try to leave

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

Cat looks sad when I try to leave

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

Cat looks sad when I try to leave

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

Cat looks sad when I try to leave

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

Cat looks sad when I try to leave

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

#今日宇宙流行趋势

刚刚，宇宙望远镜观测到来自53颗星球的132个标签，其中新标签17个。

所有标签中，最热门的是 #silentsunday ，流行指数34.97。
新标签中，最热门的是 #excusesforcallingoffwork ，流行指数11.10。

流行指数计算公式为标签流行星球数与单一星球最多使用该标签的用户数的平衡结果（F1 Score）。

#今日宇宙流行趋势

刚刚，宇宙望远镜观测到来自53颗星球的132个标签，其中新标签17个。

所有标签中，最热门的是 #silentsunday ，流行指数34.97。
新标签中，最热门的是 #excusesforcallingoffwork ，流行指数11.10。

流行指数计算公式为标签流行星球数与单一星球最多使用该标签的用户数的平衡结果（F1 Score）。

#今日宇宙流行趋势

刚刚，宇宙望远镜观测到来自53颗星球的132个标签，其中新标签17个。

所有标签中，最热门的是 #silentsunday ，流行指数34.97。
新标签中，最热门的是 #excusesforcallingoffwork ，流行指数11.10。

流行指数计算公式为标签流行星球数与单一星球最多使用该标签的用户数的平衡结果（F1 Score）。

I have a March Madness Syndrome flare up going on.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Of note, the last couple nights of the NCAA playoffs, #HashTagGames plays have been down. Today was an early game and the game plays are back up.

I have a March Madness Syndrome flare up going on.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Of note, the last couple nights of the NCAA playoffs, #HashTagGames plays have been down. Today was an early game and the game plays are back up.

I have a March Madness Syndrome flare up going on.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Of note, the last couple nights of the NCAA playoffs, #HashTagGames plays have been down. Today was an early game and the game plays are back up.

I have a March Madness Syndrome flare up going on.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Of note, the last couple nights of the NCAA playoffs, #HashTagGames plays have been down. Today was an early game and the game plays are back up.

I have a March Madness Syndrome flare up going on.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Of note, the last couple nights of the NCAA playoffs, #HashTagGames plays have been down. Today was an early game and the game plays are back up.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

I'm too busy saving the world today... You can thank me tomorrow.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

I'm too busy saving the world today... You can thank me tomorrow.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

I'm too busy saving the world today... You can thank me tomorrow.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

I'm too busy saving the world today... You can thank me tomorrow.