#excusesforcallingoffwork — Public Fediverse posts

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
Hello me?
Me - Yes?
Yeah, sorry…no excuse, I love what I do but I won’t be calling it work, so I guess I won’t show up for “work”. Just gonna keep doing it cause it’s fucking fun.
Me - Cool!
#Art

Caught in a time loop this #Photomonday, I told my boss I met a #historicalpersonoreventasong, so #excusesforcallingoffwork got creative. Turns out, it was just an #aprilfools prank gone wild. Who knew #Fotomontag could blend so seamlessly with #aprilfoolsday? #aprilscherz vibes on a #mondaymotivation twist. And yes, even my dog's in on it, making it a perfect #mondog. All truths (and lies) documented on #truthsocial.

Checking hashtags From #Aprilfoolsday #excusesforcallingoffwork to #Havanasyndrome have concluded it is all the internets doing and that we are all may be affected by recurring bouts of Covid anyway and given time everything will be fine and those affected will hopefully get treatment become well again from covert infrasound weapons exposure. That it will all pass eventually.

Dear "Boss",

I am calling in well. I am too well to work today. if I am still too well to work tomorrow, I will let you know.

#excusesforcallingoffwork

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #april1st
9: #Photomonday
8: #aprilscherz
7: #silentsunday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #april
4: #aprilfoolsday
3: #tatort
2: #aprilfools
1: #excusesforcallingoffwork

#trendytoots 📈

It's #AprilFoolsDay and I just can't.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

Spot and discard!

1. identify distractions (news, entertainement, debates, values, campaigns, renewables, transition)
2. identify the issues that require addressing (nationalism, sexual violence, extractivism, degrowth, activism)
3. urgently avoid fueling distractions
4. do not acquiesce on people fueling distractions.

#purpose #resolutions #SpotAndDiscard #temperance #sobriety #conversation #conversations #entertainement #vote #workCulture #excusesforcallingoffwork

Sexy gymnastics by Sheena Penelope #catsofmastodon #excusesforcallingoffwork #cute #kitten

Will get right back to work once I clearly establish that my father's ghost was telling the truth about my uncle killing him . . . although if my uncle's praying, I may have to put off work once again.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #ShakespeareStyle

1 April is an international holiday

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashtagGames

Cat looks sad when I try to leave

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

I have a March Madness Syndrome flare up going on.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Of note, the last couple nights of the NCAA playoffs, #HashTagGames plays have been down. Today was an early game and the game plays are back up.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

I'm too busy saving the world today... You can thank me tomorrow.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Like... Taytay's posted that she's having... like... a really, really bad day... and I'm like... totally devastated... and like... I just can't cope. So I'm like... taking a mental health day...

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

I've accidentally summoned a demon from the underworld and things at the moment are just a bit... awkward.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork I’ve been hit by purple rain.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

The Weather Bureau has forecast a sharknado...

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Being a time traveller I've already done today's work next Wednesday because I knew Wednesday was fairly empty from having seen it from next Thursday's perspective.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

I've fallen well behind my schedule for posting cat pictures on social media...

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

The monsters under my bed are sounding especially menacing this morning...

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames

Due to the recent upsurge in crime I need to devote more time to my superhero side gig...

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork: My mule wouldn’t go around the goat on the trail.
#HashTagGames

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork: Without a name, my horse won’t take direction.
#HashTagGames

A monocled doctor in a top hat has ordered me to convalesce by the seashore.

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork #HashTagGames #DoctorsOrders @hashtaggames

#HashtagGames
#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
Take this job and shove it.

#JohnnyPaycheck

"I would prefer not to." -- #Bartleby

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork
#HashTagGames