#dirtyjoke — Public Fediverse posts
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Jesus
I thrust in you
❤️To all those who love Jesus Christ, get a room! LOL
Considering how horny humans can be, there's a chance this could not be a mispronunciation.
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Psst! Wanna hear a dirty joke about the fastest-growing vegetable?
Joke is verifiably at least 164 years old and could be 100 years older than that, depending on which edition of the Tom Brown's Jester jokebook it first appeared in, which is a research project that exceeds my current available library resources.
For the joke, clicky the linky!
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Psst! Wanna hear a dirty joke about the fastest-growing vegetable?
Joke is verifiably at least 164 years old and could be 100 years older than that, depending on which edition of the Tom Brown's Jester jokebook it first appeared in, which is a research project that exceeds my current available library resources.
For the joke, clicky the linky!
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Jack's wife got mad when he laughed before she delivered the punchline to her joke.
It was premature Jack elation.
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Jack's wife got mad when he laughed before she delivered the punchline to her joke.
It was premature Jack elation.
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I *SO VERY BADLY* wanted to make a reply joke about unlocked knotting ability and access to a database of lonely werewolf smut readers being among the Wolf Plus pro features, but that's just NOT fair to drop, even with CW, into the replies of an unsuspecting civilian who doesn't have the least hint in their bio that they might react well to smutty references to highly smutty werewolf fiction.
#Knot #Knotting #Werewolf #Smut #Romance #Erotica #Joke #DirtyJoke #Humor
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I *SO VERY BADLY* wanted to make a reply joke about unlocked knotting ability and access to a database of lonely werewolf smut readers being among the Wolf Plus pro features, but that's just NOT fair to drop, even with CW, into the replies of an unsuspecting civilian who doesn't have the least hint in their bio that they might react well to smutty references to highly smutty werewolf fiction.
#Knot #Knotting #Werewolf #Smut #Romance #Erotica #Joke #DirtyJoke #Humor
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CW: Joke, dirty two ways
How do you know a mechanic has a girlfriend?
He has two clean fingers.
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CW: Joke, dirty two ways
How do you know a mechanic has a girlfriend?
He has two clean fingers.
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CW: Joke, dirty two ways
How do you know a mechanic has a girlfriend?
He has two clean fingers.
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Yes, I'm a 55 yrs old adolescent. I still giggle when I see a Kubernetes node with a taint.
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Yes, I'm a 55 yrs old adolescent. I still giggle when I see a Kubernetes node with a taint.
#kubernetes
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Yes, I'm a 55 yrs old adolescent. I still giggle when I see a Kubernetes node with a taint.
#kubernetes
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Yes, I'm a 55 yrs old adolescent. I still giggle when I see a Kubernetes node with a taint.
#kubernetes
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CW: dirty joke
Random dirty joke I heard today:
"Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?"
"No, what?"
"It's when the family has to call in the devil to get a priest out of their boy."
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CW: dirty joke
Random dirty joke I heard today:
"Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?"
"No, what?"
"It's when the family has to call in the devil to get a priest out of their boy."
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CW: Oral sex, dirty joke
Next time you're arguing with your wife and she's really giving you an earful, this is what you tell her:
“Baby, I really do want to understand. So take off your clothes and sit on my face, then I’ll be able to see where you’re coming from.”
Can't fail! #DirtyJoke #Funny #Marriage #OralSex #PussyLicking #Pussy #FaceSitting http://www.erosblog.com/2023/07/06/how-to-argue-with-your-wife/
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CW: Oral sex, dirty joke
Next time you're arguing with your wife and she's really giving you an earful, this is what you tell her:
“Baby, I really do want to understand. So take off your clothes and sit on my face, then I’ll be able to see where you’re coming from.”
Can't fail! #DirtyJoke #Funny #Marriage #OralSex #PussyLicking #Pussy #FaceSitting http://www.erosblog.com/2023/07/06/how-to-argue-with-your-wife/
