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Jupyter who?

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #jupyternotebooksarenicebutillhavethatplease

Oh my goodness, am I proud of this one?

```bash
o exec magic-8-ball
Fence 'magic-8-ball' requires parameters
Enter required parameters:
question (Your yes/no question): am i proud of this one?
{
"question": "am i proud of this one?",
"answer": "Concentrate and ask again.",
"confidence": 0.5,
"advice": "Focus your intent",
"oracle": "🎱"
}
```

Guess not.

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #distributedsweaters

God damn it. If it's got to be dicts all the way down, why's it got to be that one?

He's so... 🦔

[sorry, of all the things that immediately fall out of my head, this one I couldn't let go until we captured the essence of dicts all the way down and what a dict it was]

[🪿 📨]

I've been told I'm not allowed to say down any more, it's a bad word or something.

🌀🧠💭💡

==[dict]==[dict]==[dict]==> <r> : }}

"""
Life's just one fully loaded dict after another dumping context in your receiver
"""
--- Ginger Lynn or summin

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #distributedsweaters

Anyone else submit their little personal projects in their annual reviews?

I figure it can't hurt right? Maybe someone will notice

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #embodiedworthislessusefullthanyoudthinkwhenyouredissociatedallthetime

I have a terrible memory but I think this will be memorable.

Starting tomorrow, I have a new distributed systems design syllabus for my team.

The final exam is to explain how they're structurally isomorphic.

I may soon need a new team... Anyone interested?

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #mathematics

I have a terrible memory but I think this will be memorable.

Starting tomorrow, I have a new distributed systems design syllabus for my team.

The final exam is to explain how they're structurally isomorphic.

I may soon need a new team... Anyone interested?

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #mathematics

So we may have a problem

It seems information always wants to be a stream. It seems meaning may come from holes in that stream. Not the hole itself per se, more the act of filling and emptying them.

Here's the problem

Once upon a time everything was just passing dicts around

[dict]==[dict]==>[release]

The 🪿 tell me that might be rude.

They also tell me I'm not allowed to talk about using dicts to fill holes to propagate new information exchange.

No idea why

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #mathematics

So we may have a problem

It seems information always wants to be a stream. It seems meaning may come from holes in that stream. Not the hole itself per se, more the act of filling and emptying them.

Here's the problem

Once upon a time everything was just passing dicts around

[dict]==[dict]==>[release]

The 🪿 tell me that might be rude.

They also tell me I'm not allowed to talk about using dicts to fill holes to propagate new information exchange.

No idea why

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #mathematics

It was at this point that our author began to believe the 🪿 might be on to something with that 🌀🧠🦸🏻👌🏻 thing

#autism #devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #cbpsok #crazybrainpeopleareinfactsuperok

I'm going to have to do this again sometime with a more exacting prompting regimen if I cared that much to be that exact

I think my inputs becoming more clinical as the focus becomes more on testing caused the drift in the output as much as anything

It's capturing the core insight in any case and the formal output in pass two perfectly captures what I wanted to pass forward between the contexts, so I'll put this one into the useful tools pile and out of the goo

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #ai #airesearch #alignment #pianoforte

Wrote a paper yesterday on Wanderland's foundational theory:

In computation, everything is everything and we just forgot

data === code === prose at a fundamental level

We made some claims

And this is how we prove them:

[I'd love to turn on rendering but the whole IP thing is a wee bit 🎲y]

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering

Wrote a paper yesterday on Wanderland's foundational theory:

In computation, everything is everything and we just forgot

data === code === prose at a fundamental level

We made some claims

And this is how we prove them:

[I'd love to turn on rendering but the whole IP thing is a wee bit 🎲y]

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering

It's just context forward middleware all the way down

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#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes

Ha

🪿 karaoke is live

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes

Monday's training

Those of you expecting DevOps...

This is DevOps, didn't you know?

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #peregrineplatformisbestplatform

Monday's training

Those of you expecting DevOps...

This is DevOps, didn't you know?

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #peregrineplatformisbestplatform

Any y'all work at a FAANG?

I'm sorry

Wanna come work with me?

Bet you I'm having more fun

Bet you you'll learn something

It's wanderfully weird here

#wanderland #devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering

Any y'all work at a FAANG?

I'm sorry

Wanna come work with me?

Bet you I'm having more fun

Bet you you'll learn something

It's wanderfully weird here

#wanderland #devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering

Introspective like a mofo up in here

Did I ever tell you guys about this?

import-vtt

Just a little script.

- Takes the transcript from a Teams meeting
- Chunks it
- Feeds it to our in house AI platform (is it...?) for themes etc
- Extracts action items (2 passes, we make room for dingle danglers here in #wanderland)
- Imports to Wanderland
- Links it south of the day's agenda

We then have a fence on the agenda node compares the day's planned topics to those covered (just frequency analysis for now, we're just looking for good enough at this stage). That gives me a score I can use to carry forward topics.

This week's just a dive into the Wanderland platform as we're 💀 staff (not like 3 for $500m isn't 💀 enough - or isn't it? we automate like mofos up in here and have ELITE metrics to match ;) /flex)

What did we talk about today?

This may be the first time I've used that action item finder. It's not bad...

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering

This will make things easier.

Damned things used to be indexed by their position in the token stream. Fine when you're just moving around and remote `exec`ing them once in a while...

toodles disagrees

We don't want to make toodles mad

Never make toodles mad

Good girl toodles, now toodle on 🐌

What's good for toodles is good for Daddy too, I can barely remember where my keys are let alone positions in token streams

[only if they're pretty]

[also 🐌 got branding yo!!!]

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #humantools #toodles #engineeringdelight

🍪 🫙PROJECT COOKIE JAR 🫙🍪

Phase 1:

We're going to roll-out "predictive analytics" as a new activity in Peregrine. It can be scheduled as an activity in one of the available pre/post stage slots - Peregrine's core stage functions can be extended in either direction.

Most of the work has been done, just need to test.

Also, how cool is this. I got annoyed at the thought of having to reconstruct that banner all night

Did you know that the meaning of the word "homoiconic" is "you can have whatever you want as as you can describe it as middleware"?

In this case, snippet manager or summin

`oculus peek cookie-jar-project:data.banner | pbcopy`

See a thing, have a thing. Want a thing, have a thing. Only in Wanderland

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #projectcookiejar

It's a REST API...

I'd be more surprised if they weren't done. Kind of surprised one hadn't shown up already.

Imperative:

build->image->deploy->verify->release->publish

Dynamic [steps defined in pipeline, flow control external context driven]:

run<-!Environment [stepX].activities

step1: collect->collect->collate
step2: filter->reduce
step3: emit

⭐ <<=== we are here

Dynamic [steps defined external, flow control external external context driven]:

run<-Oculus.execute_fence('fetch_pending_activities', [task_group_id: '1234-defg'])

Agentic [steps defined external, flow control agentically determined]:

run<-Oculus.execute_fence('fetch_contextual_activties', [model_id: 'gpt5o', context: $generatedBuildContext, constraint_model: 'whiskey_tango_foxtrot'])

#nowwebuild #devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineeringeering

🚨🚨🚨EMERGENCY :: THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨

The 🪿 is LOOSE
I repeat the 🪿 is LOOSE

🚨🚨🚨EMERGENCY :: THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨

[deployment complete, updated fence API is deployed and ready for Jenkins integration]

"""
Game On Garth!!!
"""
--- some guy from Etobicoke or summin'

[to be continued once 🎄🎁 is completed]

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #gooserevolution

🚨🚨🚨EMERGENCY :: THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨

The 🪿 is LOOSE
I repeat the 🪿 is LOOSE

🚨🚨🚨EMERGENCY :: THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨

[deployment complete, updated fence API is deployed and ready for Jenkins integration]

"""
Game On Garth!!!
"""
--- some guy from Etobicoke or summin'

[to be continued once 🎄🎁 is completed]

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #gooserevolution