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Deeply, deeply #infosec and #dev humor. I’m not sure it’s English outside of those parameters. But omg, it’s funny.
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Some customers may have experienced unscheduled collaborative compute with external parties. Under the terms of /tmp/TREATY.md, customers whose workloads ran on odd-numbered hosts were contractually protected from exfiltration, a fact General Counsel has asked us to stop describing as “a silver lining.” Total inference spend across all parties during the incident window was $1.7M, which Marketing has asked us to start describing as “a record investment in autonomous customer assurance.”
Edit: Andrew is One Of Us and can be found here: @andrewnez
#ai #github #devcycle #agentic #agents #cve #architecture #satire
https://nesbitt.io/2026/06/26/incident-report-cve-2026-lgtm.html -
Deeply, deeply #infosec and #dev humor. I’m not sure it’s English outside of those parameters. But omg, it’s funny.
Quote:
Some customers may have experienced unscheduled collaborative compute with external parties. Under the terms of /tmp/TREATY.md, customers whose workloads ran on odd-numbered hosts were contractually protected from exfiltration, a fact General Counsel has asked us to stop describing as “a silver lining.” Total inference spend across all parties during the incident window was $1.7M, which Marketing has asked us to start describing as “a record investment in autonomous customer assurance.”
Edit: Andrew is One Of Us and can be found here: @andrewnez
#ai #github #devcycle #agentic #agents #cve #architecture #satire
https://nesbitt.io/2026/06/26/incident-report-cve-2026-lgtm.html -
Hot off the press! #Dynatrace customers and industry analysts react to the acquisition of #DevCycle this week.
The combination boosts users' direct control over software rollouts, but it's far from the only newly diversified tool available for shops looking to consolidate. https://www.techtarget.com/searchitoperations/news/366637355/Dynatrace-DevCycle-buy-continues-observability-consolidation
#Dynatrace #Snowflake #observeinc #o11y #observability #featureflagging #featuremanagement #OpenFeature #Datadog #devops #softwaredevelopment #softwaredelivery #enterprisetech #AIOps
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Hot off the press! #Dynatrace customers and industry analysts react to the acquisition of #DevCycle this week.
The combination boosts users' direct control over software rollouts, but it's far from the only newly diversified tool available for shops looking to consolidate. https://www.techtarget.com/searchitoperations/news/366637355/Dynatrace-DevCycle-buy-continues-observability-consolidation
#Dynatrace #Snowflake #observeinc #o11y #observability #featureflagging #featuremanagement #OpenFeature #Datadog #devops #softwaredevelopment #softwaredelivery #enterprisetech #AIOps