#daddyjoke — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: How starved were the Habsburgs?
They were Austro-Hungary.
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CW: How starved were the Habsburgs?
They were Austro-Hungary.
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CW: How starved were the Habsburgs?
They were Austro-Hungary.
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CW: How starved were the Habsburgs?
They were Austro-Hungary.
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CW: How starved were the Habsburgs?
They were Austro-Hungary.
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Are people living in Nice nice? And what about after hearing this joke?
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Are people living in Nice nice? And what about after hearing this joke?
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Are people living in Nice nice? And what about after hearing this joke?
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CW: An outmoded spider
Archachnid.
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CW: Where do you get drinks in near vacuum?
At a millibar.
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CW: Why do neoliberals hate Unixes so much?
They're afraid of getting a SIGBUS.
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CW: A polite virus
RSVP
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CW: Which programming language Powered James Bond's gadgets?
QBASIC.
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CW: A strong critical piece on water
Hydrant.
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CW: How does the LLM bubble affect our sleep?
It's harder to get the RAM phase.
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CW: What capacitors do electric bicycles get?
1 Fahrrad
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CW: I don't get all the hype about getting a human on Mars
I mean, who would want to eat a crushed Mars?
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I came up with a comic strip but I won't be trying to achieve the level of a 5-year old drawing using their non-dominant handed with their eyes closed.
First frame: a journalist asks: "Does the presence of cat hair on the bed affect the children's DNA?"
Second frame: camera moves right. A scientist appears, wearing a white coat with pens in the pocket, eyeglasses, cat ears and tail. They answer: "No."
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CW: What computer game did the dwarves play?
Khazad-doom
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CW: If Tolkien wrote about the Jurassic
Dinosauron
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CW: What the road for donkeys is made from?
Assphalt.
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A progress walks into a bar…
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@malauss J'espère qu'elle va leur casser la tête (seule ma fille peut comprendre...) #joke #daddyjoke