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Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. 🏄 [Sponsored Post]
Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. is an organisation dedicated to the essential act of ensuring that surf’s, indeed, is up (dude). For the last 75 years, we have delivered on our promise of ensuring surf’s up dude no matter the location.
We have 36 branches worldwide with headquarters in Bolton of Greater Manchester and each and every one of our employees has a core mission statement to deliver. Surfing will happen, no matter where you are in the world. That is our aggressive stance and we will enforce it no matter what it takes.
🏄♀️ Enforcing Surf’s Up on an International Basis 🏄♂️
Why aren’t you surfing right now? What’s stopping you? Are you a communist?! A drug addict!? Are you too stupid to find your nearest beach and go surfing?
These are the pertinent questions you should be asking yourself today.
As if you don’t go surfing, you should be very afraid. At Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd., we have a staff of 10,000 monitoring 130,000 locations worldwide to ensure people are surfing. With a planned budget increase by 2030, we hope to be monitoring 75% of the world’s population to ensure continued surf’s up. Failure to deliver on this promise could lead to:
- Drops in the number of people surfing
- Decreases in surfing board sales
- The collapse of civilization due to points 1 and 2
- Hungry sharks having fewer things to eat
This crisis must be averted at all costs. To do that, our organisation has a three-step plan of action to ensure more humans get on surfboards and catch some waves:
- Disseminate an aggressive pro-surfing leaflet campaign via postal mail and email
- Threaten people to go surfing by waving bazookas in their, respective, faces
- Ban cars, planes, boats, bicycles, and walking to ensure the only means of local and global transportation is via surfing
At Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd., we are convinced the only way forward for humanity is via surfing. Surfing to work, surfing to the local supermarket, and/or surfing to the dentist etc.
While some may laugh and call such a goal “clinically insane”, just think about the environmental benefits of spending 13 weeks surfing to your holiday destination instead of 3 hours on a plane. We are 100% certain that by explaining the matter with clear statistics such as this, the entire world’s population will calmly accept we are in the right. Cowabunga!
Pursuing the Excess Use of “Cowabunga”
A secondary mission of Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. is to pursue, monitor, and control the excessive use of the term “cowabunga”, popularised in the 1990s by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
For too long (decades now) has the term been used. Several of our organisation members find the term upsetting, thus the goal is to have it banned from public use and reserved only for royalty and tech bro billionaires. To achieve this goal, we have a three step plan:
- Ban the use of the word
- If people keep using the word, ban freedom of speech
- If people still keep talking, detonate one of the atom bombs we’ve been stockpiling for our international takeover attempt
With nuclear weapons on our side, we are 100% certain our hybrid push to ensure surfing and limited/non-existent “cowabunga” usage will be successful.
Please, become a member today. It is $5,000 to join and you will receive a lifetime* membership.
*Please note, the lifetime membership runs out every 12 months and will require a $6,000 subscription to re-subscribe, with added VAT of 35% per annum.
#Business #Capitalism #committee #cowabunga #dude #Humor #Lifestyle #organisation #satirical #Silly #SurfSUpDude #surfers #surfing -
The expert commission established to reform the statutory pension insurance is anticipated to recommend raising the legal retirement age potentially up to 70 ye... https://news.osna.fm/?p=47121 | #news #age #benefits #committee #lowering
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The expert commission established to reform the statutory pension insurance is anticipated to recommend raising the legal retirement age potentially up to 70 ye... https://news.osna.fm/?p=47121 | #news #age #benefits #committee #lowering
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The expert commission established to reform the statutory pension insurance is anticipated to recommend raising the legal retirement age potentially up to 70 ye... https://news.osna.fm/?p=47121 | #news #age #benefits #committee #lowering
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The expert commission established to reform the statutory pension insurance is anticipated to recommend raising the legal retirement age potentially up to 70 ye... https://news.osna.fm/?p=47121 | #news #age #benefits #committee #lowering
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https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/senior-labour-figure-refuses-to-criticise-ministers-who-misled-parliament-over-access-to-work-cut/. "The #Labour chair of the #Commons #committee that is supposed to hold the Department for Work & Pensions (DWP) to account has refused to criticise ministers who misled #Parliament about a cut to the Access to Work scheme... when asked to comment about the misleading statements made by ministers about Access to Work policy, Debbie Abrahams, the Labour chair of the work & pensions select committee, refused to say if the committee would examine the issue."
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https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/senior-labour-figure-refuses-to-criticise-ministers-who-misled-parliament-over-access-to-work-cut/. "The #Labour chair of the #Commons #committee that is supposed to hold the Department for Work & Pensions (DWP) to account has refused to criticise ministers who misled #Parliament about a cut to the Access to Work scheme... when asked to comment about the misleading statements made by ministers about Access to Work policy, Debbie Abrahams, the Labour chair of the work & pensions select committee, refused to say if the committee would examine the issue."
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https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/senior-labour-figure-refuses-to-criticise-ministers-who-misled-parliament-over-access-to-work-cut/. "The #Labour chair of the #Commons #committee that is supposed to hold the Department for Work & Pensions (DWP) to account has refused to criticise ministers who misled #Parliament about a cut to the Access to Work scheme... when asked to comment about the misleading statements made by ministers about Access to Work policy, Debbie Abrahams, the Labour chair of the work & pensions select committee, refused to say if the committee would examine the issue."
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https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/senior-labour-figure-refuses-to-criticise-ministers-who-misled-parliament-over-access-to-work-cut/. "The #Labour chair of the #Commons #committee that is supposed to hold the Department for Work & Pensions (DWP) to account has refused to criticise ministers who misled #Parliament about a cut to the Access to Work scheme... when asked to comment about the misleading statements made by ministers about Access to Work policy, Debbie Abrahams, the Labour chair of the work & pensions select committee, refused to say if the committee would examine the issue."
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https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/senior-labour-figure-refuses-to-criticise-ministers-who-misled-parliament-over-access-to-work-cut/. "The #Labour chair of the #Commons #committee that is supposed to hold the Department for Work & Pensions (DWP) to account has refused to criticise ministers who misled #Parliament about a cut to the Access to Work scheme... when asked to comment about the misleading statements made by ministers about Access to Work policy, Debbie Abrahams, the Labour chair of the work & pensions select committee, refused to say if the committee would examine the issue."
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📣We're also looking for⬇️ Research Coordinator: arranging meetings, minutes, follow up publication deadlines. Partnerships Coordinator: organising contact details, comms Contact details ➡️ nlisn.org/2026/05/05/n... #Volunteering #Neurodivergent #Library #LIS #LibraryWorker #GLAM #KIM #Committee
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📣We're also looking for⬇️ Research Coordinator: arranging meetings, minutes, follow up publication deadlines. Partnerships Coordinator: organising contact details, comms Contact details ➡️ nlisn.org/2026/05/05/n... #Volunteering #Neurodivergent #Library #LIS #LibraryWorker #GLAM #KIM #Committee
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https://www.europesays.com/people/66968/ Oversight chair seeks information from OpenAI’s Sam Altman about potential financial conflicts #comer #committee #company #ElonMusk #executive #information #interest #letter #OpenAI #operation #OversightChair #PersonalInvestment #PotentialFinancialConflict #SamAltman #year
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https://www.europesays.com/iran/105014/ New committee launched to centralize Iraq’s armed factions #AliAlZaidi #ArmedFactions #breaking #committee #disarmament #Iraq #NewCommitteeLaunchedToCentralizeIraq’sArmedFactions #PMDesignate
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https://www.europesays.com/britain/31534/ Joint Statement following the meeting of the Specialised Committee on the Implementation of the Windsor Framework, 7 May 2026 | Cabinet Office #acts #Agreement #article #Commission #Committee #Common #EU #European #Framework #Government #Implementation #Ireland #Joint #Northern #Specialised #SPS #UK #Understanding #Union #UnitedKingdom #Windsor
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https://www.europesays.com/videos/22621/ PSNI chief warns officers displaying misogynistic behaviour will be sacked | UTV News #aeroplane #aerosystems #airbus #Belfast #BGT #BritainsGotTalent #causeway #charity #Coleraine #committee #CrossBorder #Enterprise #harpisr #Health #itv #ItvNews #ITVNewsInFull #legacy #MichealMartin #news #NorthernIreland #pastor #PolicingBoard #politics #protest #PSNI #Republic #Stormont #SupremeCourt #Taoiseach #Trains #Translink #Troubles #UTV #UTVLive
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https://www.europesays.com/britain/30945/ Joint Statement following the meeting of the Specialised Committee on the Implementation of the Windsor Framework, 7 May 2026 | Cabinet Office #acts #Agreement #article #Commission #Committee #Common #EU #European #Framework #Government #Implementation #Ireland #Joint #Northern #Specialised #SPS #UK #Understanding #Union #UnitedKingdom #Windsor
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Cuba Slams Trump Move Expanding US Sanctions
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Nuclear Split: GOP and Key Democrats Push Through Nuclear Bill
House Bill 26-1337 moved through fiscal revision this morning, advancing a legislative effort to expand Colorado…
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FOMC Updates: Fed Holds Interest Rates, Powell’s Last Fed Meeting
It’s the third Fed day of the year — and it’s set to be Jerome Powell’s swan song.…
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FOMC Updates: Fed Holds Interest Rates, Powell’s Last Fed Meeting
It’s the third Fed day of the year — and it’s set to be Jerome Powell’s swan song.…
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https://www.europesays.com/britain/23011/ Lord Robertson: UK’s ‘naïve belief’ the US ‘will always be there’ has diminished its defence capabilities | Chatham House #Adjusting #Americas #April #Both #Chair #charles #Chatham #China #Committee #Darroch #Defence #European #Head #House #Lord #Lords #Robertson #States #UK #united #UnitedKingdom
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House Science Committee pans NASA budget request
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<p>Members of the House Science Committee rejected a proposed fiscal year 2027 budget for NASA because of
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https://www.europesays.com/dk/65881/ Defence Minister Rajnath Singh calls for enhanced India-Germany defence industrial partnerships in Berlin #berlin #committee #Germany #IntellectualdefenceMinister #shared #situation #Stability #strong #TheGerman #TheNeed #transformation
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Defence Minister Rajnath Singh calls for enhanced India-Germany defence industrial partnerships in Berlin
Berlin [Germany], April 22 (ANI): Defence Minister Rajnath Singh on Tuesday said Aatmanirbhar Bharat is not merely a…
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The National Security Council reportedly decided to establish a new committee specifically designed to monitor various supply situations. According to reports c... https://news.osna.fm/?p=42718 | #news #committee #energy #established #germanys
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The National Security Council reportedly decided to establish a new committee specifically designed to monitor various supply situations. According to reports c... https://news.osna.fm/?p=42718 | #news #committee #energy #established #germanys
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The National Security Council reportedly decided to establish a new committee specifically designed to monitor various supply situations. According to reports c... https://news.osna.fm/?p=42718 | #news #committee #energy #established #germanys
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https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/apr/13/founder-of-starmer-legal-chambers-geoffrey-robertson-condemns-labour-plans-to-cut-jury-trials. "The founder of Keir Starmer’s barristers’ chambers has condemned the planned restriction of #jury #trials in #England & #Wales as 'a betrayal of the #values for which #Labour purports to stand'. Geoffrey Robertson KC, founding head of Doughty Street Chambers... has written a more than 9,000-word polemic to coincide with the #committee stage of the #courts & #tribunals bill."
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https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/apr/13/founder-of-starmer-legal-chambers-geoffrey-robertson-condemns-labour-plans-to-cut-jury-trials. "The founder of Keir Starmer’s barristers’ chambers has condemned the planned restriction of #jury #trials in #England & #Wales as 'a betrayal of the #values for which #Labour purports to stand'. Geoffrey Robertson KC, founding head of Doughty Street Chambers... has written a more than 9,000-word polemic to coincide with the #committee stage of the #courts & #tribunals bill."
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https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/apr/13/founder-of-starmer-legal-chambers-geoffrey-robertson-condemns-labour-plans-to-cut-jury-trials. "The founder of Keir Starmer’s barristers’ chambers has condemned the planned restriction of #jury #trials in #England & #Wales as 'a betrayal of the #values for which #Labour purports to stand'. Geoffrey Robertson KC, founding head of Doughty Street Chambers... has written a more than 9,000-word polemic to coincide with the #committee stage of the #courts & #tribunals bill."
