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Just got an update that our furniture delivery is imminent. Now I can't stop singing, to the tune of Blondie's 'Maria':
🎵 "Oh IKEA, you're nearly here(a)". -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #5vor12
9: #robertburns
8: #lhp3
7: #hochwasser
6: #burnsnight
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3: #changealyric
2: #CatsOfMastodon
1: #caturday -
Be true to your instance
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He said to call it Gulf of America
Where they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wine
Now I try hard not to become hysterical
But I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying#ThatsJustTrueIsntIt
#NowImDepressedAgain
#ChangeALyric
#HashTagGames -
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it,
you're a dick -
I'm a sweet transvestite….
from Transssssexual…
Pennsylvania -
Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light
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My blood runs cold,
My memories have just been soldElon in a Nazi Pose
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He's got the world's nerds
In his hands
He's got the billionaire nerds
In his hands
He's got the cryptobro nerds
In his hands
He's got them all in his tiny handsHe's got Elon and Bezos
In his hands
He's got Zuckerberg and Altman
In his hands
He's got all of the techbros
In his hands
In his tiny, tiny hands -
Nana gnaw naan, an’ Ah knaw Nan
Hae’ haggis. Goodbye! -
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm leather addicted, the danger ill castrated -
Look at me,
I'm Sandra Lee
Popping zits
Effortlessly.
Won't go to bed
'til the blackheads are dead -
I can't; I'm Sandra Lee.
I use gloves,
I use scrubs,
I give it some love.
I keep away from serviettes.
I swab my gauze
On your filthy pores
Are you feeling clean yet?
When I've had
Enough of goo,
I know what I wanna do:
I'll go home to tea,
Nice man's waiting for me -
Because I'm Sandra Lee. -
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Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
(Not technically a changed lyric because Hendrix frequently sang it that way at live performances, and then kissed his bass player.)
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Oh ye hielands and ye lowlands,
Oh whar hae ye been?
Ye have slain the Earl o' Moray
And Lady Mondegreen.(Might as well stick with the classics.)
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Tell me
Tell me that my meatloaf isn’t dry -
🎶 Owner of a Lingering Fart ~YES
#ChangeALyric
#HashTagGames -
I like big butt sand, I cannot lie.
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Whoaa, we’re halfway there!
Whoaa, we’re shaving a bear! #ChangeALyric #hashtagGames -
Ob, laddie! Ob, laddah! Life goes on hay!
Feed the donkey some more hay! -
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'Cause the wires gonna why? why? why? why? why?
And the daughters gonna dot dot dot…
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)Heartachers gonna take, take, take, take, take
And the hours gonna ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo) -
Loud
Loud
Let it all out
These are the notes I let ring out proud
Come on
I’m screaming for you
Come on