Bend-Over Enterprises has created the first-ever preputial sex toy with its Anal Charge Vibrator. When inserted into the anus, it converts anal heat from the body into energy, allowing it to stimulate for days on end. Bend-Over Enterprises plans a public release on Black Friday, ensuring great stocking stuffers, and at a low, low price of just $999.99, it’s a real bargain, considering you never have to buy batteries or plug it in just to charge it. It comes with a limited warranty guaranteeing 100,000 hours of continual vibrational use. In the world of replace, replace, replace, Bend-Over Enterprises seems to have found a way to keep, keep, keep with its Anal Charge Vibrator. So this Christmas, give the gift that needs no extra batteries: Bend-Over Enterprises’ ACV—For When Constant Stimulation Is Needed.
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