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  1. "Why was the book in the library always feeling lonely?

    Because it never had a shelf mate!

    (Disclaimer: I apologize in advance for any eye-rolling or groans this joke may cause.)

    punnypeak.com/library-puns/

    #LibraryJokes
    #BookwormHumor
    #LibraryLife
    #ReadingPuns
    #LibraryLove
    #FunnyLibrarian
    #BookishHumor
    #QuietlyHilarious
    #NerdyJokes
    #BibliophileLaughs
    #PunnyPeak"

  2. Book: [character] bit off [attacker]'s finger, leaving a fowl taste-

    Me: ...Ok but is that a typo or not, cause a lot of humand DO taste like chicken? Humans taste like pork, chicken, or fish depending on their diet, so?

    Book, weirded out: Why do you know that?

    #reading #typos #cannibalism #bookishhumor #Bookstodon

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