#badumtish — Public Fediverse posts

@Daojoan Is this why Scottish people say they “cannae be bothered” when they don’t want to do something? 😁 #BaDumTish

@Tjader @nocontexttrek It’s a Rocky Road! 🤣 #BaDumTish

Very much like Andy Burnham and the Labour government.

#baDumTish

#hereallweek

En af husstandens medlemmer er lidt skuffet over at Coulomb og Watt ikke er med i Enhedslisten

#farjoke

#badumtish

@thurrott
Well, if it leaks - why would you buy it?
Wouldn't it make a mess inside your computer? …
#baDumTish #dadJoke #grandDadJoke

@kushal
I guess it's a "static blogging tool" in every sense of the phrase ! :P

#dadjokes #badumtish

I have realised that this post needs a BADUM-TISH

#badumTish #penguin #animation

Hvor går sild etter de blir spist?
Till skjær*sild*en

#badumTish #pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #norskTut #ordspill

@ODR666 mascarpone.... #BadumTish

@TheRealElvira As a person who does space work in LA, I can confirm you’re out of this world amazing! #BadumTish
Happy to see you here!

“May this tusk root out the lice of the hair and the beard.”
This is believed to be the oldest known sentence written in the earliest alphabet. On a head lice comb nonetheless. Clearly a 1700 BCE prophecy of Mastodon's tusks rooting out ad-based social platforms today. #badumtish
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/nov/09/oldest-known-written-sentence-discovered-on-a-head-lice-comb

Once I had a cronjob that ran every minute. I gave it 5 stars. #badumtish #techdadjokes

@batterpunts
what an... attractive face; those eyes really draw me in 😏

#badumTish

@brownpau are they hoping to find a wormhole?
#badumtish

@tpheine @methoddan It is. Back when his body was untouched by a surgeons hands.
In fact his body has still only been touched by a surgeons hands. #badumtish

Fedora 31 is out. Looks like I'll be FEDUP tomorrow.🤣 #badumtish

@MunkyBone Could be worse. You could have left your head in the truck. #badumtish