#badjokesfromdadmakesladmad — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #badjokesfromdadmakesladmad, aggregated by home.social.
-
1: Man! My chemistry just isn't working! I can't measure out these substances right!
2: Are you measuring them with a cylinder?
1: Yeah! I got it from the unemployment office.
2: Well there's your problem! You're using a drop-out cylinder. Go get yourself a graduated cylinder! Much more educated.