#baddadjoke — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #baddadjoke, aggregated by home.social.
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I chipped a tooth on Saturday*, I managed to get a dentist appointment fo today.
The dental practice happens to be almost 80 miles away from my house, so while my appointment is at 4:30pm, I had to leave the house at 2:30.
* it seems to have been chipped by a chicken fillet from a fast food restaurant specialising in uniquely spiced fried poultry.
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This morning I finished recording a song about a tortilla. It's a wrap! #BadDadJoke
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1: Man! My chemistry just isn't working! I can't measure out these substances right!
2: Are you measuring them with a cylinder?
1: Yeah! I got it from the unemployment office.
2: Well there's your problem! You're using a drop-out cylinder. Go get yourself a graduated cylinder! Much more educated.
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What do you say if 25% of your roof just went missing? Oof! #BadDadJoke
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@[email protected] Your not my dad...... #BadDadJoke LOL..... 🤣
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Warum heisst es Zappelphilipp und nicht ActivityBub? #BadDadJoke
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@carolina I don't know. Is she an interesting person to know? #baddadjoke
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@smalldata @chaimtime bird site is less of a pachyderm and more like a pachyDERP #baddadjoke #mastodonjokes
