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  1. The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.

    Is this useful? No.
    Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
    Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.

    GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing · GitHub
    github.com/jshchnz/codemaxxing

    via #b3ta

  2. The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.

    Is this useful? No.
    Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
    Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.

    GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing · GitHub
    github.com/jshchnz/codemaxxing

    via #b3ta

  3. The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.

    Is this useful? No.
    Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
    Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.

    GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing · GitHub
    github.com/jshchnz/codemaxxing

    via #b3ta

  4. The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.

    Is this useful? No.
    Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
    Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.

    GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing · GitHub
    github.com/jshchnz/codemaxxing

    via #b3ta

  5. The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.

    Is this useful? No.
    Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
    Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.

    GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing · GitHub
    github.com/jshchnz/codemaxxing

    via #b3ta

  6. This came in via #B3ta but hilariously it recalls one of my first generative compositions from well-before the computer era, my submission to some CBC call for composers and done the old-fashioned way, graph paper and pencil, I used Conway's Live the same way, but on tablature for classical guitar.

    It was a bitch to play and I didn't win any award, but in late-70's CBC 'classical' sensibilities, I submitted it as a lark, although I was serious. Well, mostly: the second section of Conway's Life for Guitar used a starting pattern that would last the duration, but was then CONSTRAINED by a musical rules of harmony using Jerome Kern's All The Things You Are to assassinate non-conforming tones and indeed, as expected, I found the notion of Harmony to be highly toxic. No one likes a composer with a sense of humour 😆

    So far as I know, no recordings of my entry exist, the score is likely somewhere in the bottom of my notorious trunk so hated every moving day.

    Conway's Life Music
    vovanz.github.io/conways-life-

  7. This came in via #B3ta but hilariously it recalls one of my first generative compositions from well-before the computer era, my submission to some CBC call for composers and done the old-fashioned way, graph paper and pencil, I used Conway's Live the same way, but on tablature for classical guitar.

    It was a bitch to play and I didn't win any award, but in late-70's CBC 'classical' sensibilities, I submitted it as a lark, although I was serious. Well, mostly: the second section of Conway's Life for Guitar used a starting pattern that would last the duration, but was then CONSTRAINED by a musical rules of harmony using Jerome Kern's All The Things You Are to assassinate non-conforming tones and indeed, as expected, I found the notion of Harmony to be highly toxic. No one likes a composer with a sense of humour 😆

    So far as I know, no recordings of my entry exist, the score is likely somewhere in the bottom of my notorious trunk so hated every moving day.

    Conway's Life Music
    vovanz.github.io/conways-life-

  8. This came in via #B3ta but hilariously it recalls one of my first generative compositions from well-before the computer era, my submission to some CBC call for composers and done the old-fashioned way, graph paper and pencil, I used Conway's Live the same way, but on tablature for classical guitar.

    It was a bitch to play and I didn't win any award, but in late-70's CBC 'classical' sensibilities, I submitted it as a lark, although I was serious. Well, mostly: the second section of Conway's Life for Guitar used a starting pattern that would last the duration, but was then CONSTRAINED by a musical rules of harmony using Jerome Kern's All The Things You Are to assassinate non-conforming tones and indeed, as expected, I found the notion of Harmony to be highly toxic. No one likes a composer with a sense of humour 😆

    So far as I know, no recordings of my entry exist, the score is likely somewhere in the bottom of my notorious trunk so hated every moving day.

    Conway's Life Music
    vovanz.github.io/conways-life-

  9. This came in via #B3ta but hilariously it recalls one of my first generative compositions from well-before the computer era, my submission to some CBC call for composers and done the old-fashioned way, graph paper and pencil, I used Conway's Live the same way, but on tablature for classical guitar.

    It was a bitch to play and I didn't win any award, but in late-70's CBC 'classical' sensibilities, I submitted it as a lark, although I was serious. Well, mostly: the second section of Conway's Life for Guitar used a starting pattern that would last the duration, but was then CONSTRAINED by a musical rules of harmony using Jerome Kern's All The Things You Are to assassinate non-conforming tones and indeed, as expected, I found the notion of Harmony to be highly toxic. No one likes a composer with a sense of humour 😆

    So far as I know, no recordings of my entry exist, the score is likely somewhere in the bottom of my notorious trunk so hated every moving day.

    Conway's Life Music
    vovanz.github.io/conways-life-

  10. This came in via #B3ta but hilariously it recalls one of my first generative compositions from well-before the computer era, my submission to some CBC call for composers and done the old-fashioned way, graph paper and pencil, I used Conway's Live the same way, but on tablature for classical guitar.

    It was a bitch to play and I didn't win any award, but in late-70's CBC 'classical' sensibilities, I submitted it as a lark, although I was serious. Well, mostly: the second section of Conway's Life for Guitar used a starting pattern that would last the duration, but was then CONSTRAINED by a musical rules of harmony using Jerome Kern's All The Things You Are to assassinate non-conforming tones and indeed, as expected, I found the notion of Harmony to be highly toxic. No one likes a composer with a sense of humour 😆

    So far as I know, no recordings of my entry exist, the score is likely somewhere in the bottom of my notorious trunk so hated every moving day.

    Conway's Life Music
    vovanz.github.io/conways-life-

  11. A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator - YouTube #b3ta
    via Norwegian Consumer Council
    youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

  12. A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator - YouTube #b3ta
    via Norwegian Consumer Council
    youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

  13. A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator - YouTube #b3ta
    via Norwegian Consumer Council
    youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

  14. A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator - YouTube #b3ta
    via Norwegian Consumer Council
    youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

  15. A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator - YouTube #b3ta
    via Norwegian Consumer Council
    youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

  16. Day 7 of #Dadvent - because I was out driving up and down the country visiting friends and family all weekend (hence the delay in posting).

    Chris Rea's "Driving Home for Christmas" was a favourite long before it became cool again, thanks to someone who made a cute little flash video on @robmanuel's #b3ta boards back in 2002.
    youtu.be/4dZsOtTXP0o

    Other irreverent internet nerdery in that week's newsletter b3ta.com/newsletter/issue69/

  17. Day 7 of #Dadvent - because I was out driving up and down the country visiting friends and family all weekend (hence the delay in posting).

    Chris Rea's "Driving Home for Christmas" was a favourite long before it became cool again, thanks to someone who made a cute little flash video on @robmanuel's #b3ta boards back in 2002.
    youtu.be/4dZsOtTXP0o

    Other irreverent internet nerdery in that week's newsletter b3ta.com/newsletter/issue69/

  18. Day 7 of #Dadvent - because I was out driving up and down the country visiting friends and family all weekend (hence the delay in posting).

    Chris Rea's "Driving Home for Christmas" was a favourite long before it became cool again, thanks to someone who made a cute little flash video on @robmanuel's #b3ta boards back in 2002.
    youtu.be/4dZsOtTXP0o

    Other irreverent internet nerdery in that week's newsletter b3ta.com/newsletter/issue69/

  19. Day 7 of #Dadvent - because I was out driving up and down the country visiting friends and family all weekend (hence the delay in posting).

    Chris Rea's "Driving Home for Christmas" was a favourite long before it became cool again, thanks to someone who made a cute little flash video on @robmanuel's #b3ta boards back in 2002.
    youtu.be/4dZsOtTXP0o

    Other irreverent internet nerdery in that week's newsletter b3ta.com/newsletter/issue69/

  20. Day 7 of #Dadvent - because I was out driving up and down the country visiting friends and family all weekend (hence the delay in posting).

    Chris Rea's "Driving Home for Christmas" was a favourite long before it became cool again, thanks to someone who made a cute little flash video on @robmanuel's #b3ta boards back in 2002.
    youtu.be/4dZsOtTXP0o

    Other irreverent internet nerdery in that week's newsletter b3ta.com/newsletter/issue69/

  21. Yes, i am old enough to remember Shooting Stars, one of the funniest game shows ever, and this is hilarious. #b3ta #uspol #JDBigBaby

  22. Yes, i am old enough to remember Shooting Stars, one of the funniest game shows ever, and this is hilarious. #b3ta #uspol #JDBigBaby

  23. Yes, i am old enough to remember Shooting Stars, one of the funniest game shows ever, and this is hilarious. #b3ta #uspol #JDBigBaby

  24. Yes, i am old enough to remember Shooting Stars, one of the funniest game shows ever, and this is hilarious. #b3ta #uspol #JDBigBaby

  25. Yes, i am old enough to remember Shooting Stars, one of the funniest game shows ever, and this is hilarious. #b3ta #uspol #JDBigBaby