#aibullshit — Public Fediverse posts

@h4ckernews

...and then you discovered it was all that noise from the turbines supplying power to the #AI data centres.

#AIhype #AIscam #AIbubble #AI #aibullshit

Anthropic's announcement directly calls out that they want to integrate Claude into Blender: "Key to these goals is integrating Claude into the tools the creative industry already knows and trusts." They are trying to influence Blender's development. Period, end of story. They SAY it! #AIBullshit

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rnwtawpfwcb7tx2mpkmwchrk/post/3mklfrip5ik2y

The AI industry tried "AI is going to replace you", and both artists and most art enjoyers told them to fuck off. This is gonna be their new tactic - a more "conciliatory" approach that nevertheless tries to get their same hooks into the communities. www.anthropic.com/news/claude-... #AIBullshit

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rnwtawpfwcb7tx2mpkmwchrk/post/3mkldqwxsu224

Can we just fucking NOT? #AIBullshit

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m2m2ijgl2f2xdbxfwlzujswx/post/3mkkuyq3ijs2q

@majorlinux

#FOMO ?

#AIhype #AIbubble #AIbullshit #AIslop

#BOFH excuse #289bis:

Inference between the keyboard and the chair.
https://gts.chapek9.com/@bofh_excuses/statuses/01KKVXV79JX4QJ8EWN2S3V5H96
#ai #aiBullshit

@HaroldSinnott

when a robot breaks down, you need a human to fix it

when a human breaks down, you need a doctor.

#ai #aihype #aibubble #aibullshit #fuckai

The connotations of the word "stupid" have spread to overlap with "destructive," "unwise," "immoral," and "deceptive."

All of the following numbers are stupid:

"OpenAI has raised $110 billion in [more, new] private funding. The new funding consists of a $50 billion investment from Amazon as well as $30 billion each from Nvidia and SoftBank, against a $730 billion pre-money valuation."

https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/27/openai-raises-110b-in-one-of-the-largest-private-funding-rounds-in-history/

#ai #bubble #aibubble #aibullshit

Welcome to the stupid future, peons

https://hackaday.com/2026/02/19/microsoft-uses-plagiarized-ai-slop-flowchart-to-explain-how-git-works/

#ai #aibullshit

"Reales Geld" und "Crypto Wallet" in einem Satz... und dann auch noch "KI".

Die Welt muss echt erst niederbrennen.

#aibullshit #cryptobullshit

"Reales Geld" und "Crypto Wallet" in einem Satz... und dann auch noch "KI".

Die Welt muss echt erst niederbrennen.

#aibullshit #cryptobullshit

"Reales Geld" und "Crypto Wallet" in einem Satz... und dann auch noch "KI".

Die Welt muss echt erst niederbrennen.

#aibullshit #cryptobullshit

"Reales Geld" und "Crypto Wallet" in einem Satz... und dann auch noch "KI".

Die Welt muss echt erst niederbrennen.

#aibullshit #cryptobullshit

"Reales Geld" und "Crypto Wallet" in einem Satz... und dann auch noch "KI".

Die Welt muss echt erst niederbrennen.

#aibullshit #cryptobullshit

I'm an electrician.

I dare you to use ChatGPT to wire a plug.

This is why AI is absolute horse shit.

#chatgpt #aibullshit #aiisdangerous

#Windsurf is currently not working on our Team plan, and apparently nobody in our company is allowed to think for themselves right now.

#ai #aibullshit

UGH, I'm so damn sick of #AIBullshit!

"We already know that in a patriarchal society, women’s pain is dismissed, belittled, and ignored. This kind of AI-generated language also depoliticizes patriarchal power dynamics. Thinkers like Dr. Safiya Noble have been warning us for years that the prejudices carried by the people who design and maintain internet infrastructure continually [shape] how we view and think about women and girls in society."

-- @TeamMidwest
https://eiratansey.com/2025/12/20/i-announced-my-divorce-on-instagram-and-then-ai-impersonated-me/

#NoAI!!!

You have got to be kidding me.

No, TIME magazine, I do not want to use AI to search your archive (why don't you just have a nice, non-obtrusive search function??). This made me instantly back out and stop reading.

Literally spitting on 'a century of journalism, insight, and perspective,'. TIME, you should be ashamed.

ARGH. #AIBullshit

A large fraction of submission reviews for a big academic conference on AI were ... AI crap ...

... according to AI.

From now on everything will be stupid bullshit because progress is inevitable

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-03506-6

#ai #aibullshit #highered

ROFLMAO OMG, this Microsoft AI chud is really impressed by things that aren't that amazing. Impressed by things that make your OS insecure, and are destroying the planet with prompts...

He needs to listen to that backlash, understand that the direction Microsoft is heading isn't a good path for them. Or there needs to be a successful public movement to abandon the Broken Window OS and go for Linux (rolls eyes too close to the sun) or macOS.

People are genuinely upset, and he can't accept their honest feedback; most intelligent people would reflect on why their announcements are met with such vitriol and sit with it. Edit: I guess when your company decides to burn 80 billion dollars on AI, because the talking heads are so wise, you just decide to call paying customers liars and idiots (indirectly implied, mind you to save face).

He won't, he'll just shill until he doesn't have a position at Microsoft anymore. It just proves that scum and talent both can rise to the top, the gamble is which one actually gets there first.

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-ai-ceo-pushes-back-against-critics-after-recent-windows-ai-backlash-the-fact-that-people-are-unimpressed-is-mindblowing-to-me

#Microsoft #Windows #AIBullshit

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@mariyadelano/115550083698379721

Votre hiver nucléaire, vous le voulez civil ou militaire ? 🤬

#AIBullshit #WeReFucked

@newyorktimes @politics-newyorktimes What a bullshit case.

#aibullshit
#ai #aihype

No algorithm did paid for the google.com DNS entry.
No algorithm connected https servers to port 443 servers
No algorithm decided to put itself into production onto the google search engine page.

Oh, sorry my AI assistant decided to hack the FBI, I'm not responsible, the DoD and nuke #mardelago

Obviously I'm not responsible. I just provided a MCP server with useful zero day exploits to it, and let it play.

> ChatGPT-Betreiber OpenAI eine Niederlage gegen die GEMA hinnehmen müssen

Bei dem Battle kann es nur Gewinner geben, oder?

#ai #aibullshit

When you punished for opening Google Docs in 2025 for some thing to be done as part of work.
I even hid already one of ad banner shown at top if you opened them as an org account. It was about some #AIBullshit for organizations.
#AI here, another #aiShit there, and that big panel for fucking AI also there.
And if you forgot about AI, there is another #Gemini button at top panel.
Go, #google, go! Replace all Google Docs with AI chatbox!

#NoAI

I just found out that “Down's Syndrome AI Filters" are a thing. WTAF?! A friend and I were complaining about supposed “Down’s" animals (patently stupid idea), and he remembered hearing about this. #AIBullshit #socialmedia #badpeople https://youtube.com/shorts/Z0nckCdMizg?si=sQ9P7M-9-GOYkG__

It does not surprise me that #shithub does not feature `-o ci.skip` (via https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/169339)

... because that does not increase any cashflow, does it? It does not help #microshit to push #aibullshit into everyones faces.

So why would they support such an obvious feature?

@pluralistic 's important text about the AI bubble "It's [AI] a grab-bag of useful (sometimes very useful) tools that can sometimes make workers' lives better, when workers get to decide how and when they're used."

https://pluralistic.net/2025/09/27/econopocalypse/#subprime-intelligence

#aiBullshit #KIQuatsch

A little htaccess kung-fu later, and if everything works, GPT bot is blocked now.
Put the Amazonbot on it as well, since it was creeping around on my website.

#webmaster #aibots #aibullshit #openai #amazonbot

@[email protected] I HATE IT!!! #WindowsForever #DontTakeTheLTakeTheW #AIBullshit #iloveai

@[email protected] I HATE IT!!! #WindowsForever #DontTakeTheLTakeTheW #AIBullshit #iloveai

@[email protected] I HATE IT!!! #WindowsForever #DontTakeTheLTakeTheW #AIBullshit #iloveai

@[email protected] I HATE IT!!! #WindowsForever #DontTakeTheLTakeTheW #AIBullshit #iloveai

I just realised something. You know when you're looking at images and doing things like checking for extra fingers or fingers at odd angles to work out whether it's AI generated?

We should call that the Vincent Test, from the name of the lead character David Vincent in the late 1960s TV show The Invaders.

In that show, one of the telltale signs that a character was an alien imposter was that they had a deformed, paralysed little finger...

#AIBullshit #TheyWalkAmongUs

CEO: Tell me how much my company is worth.

PIN: “…..Approximately one handful of almonds”.

CEO: Write a message to my VC mates to apologise.

PIN: “…..Asta la vista, asshats!
Shall I send it?”

CEO: Make it friendlier…

PIN: ……………
(runs out of battery)

#news
#humanepin
#ai
#techfail
#aibullshit

@lisamelton
@RickiTarr

More #GenAI bullshit - a so-called Generative AI Operating System (GenOS) from a company not in the business of developing operating systems, but selling tax and accounting software, and facilitating unsolicited commercial email with mailchimp.

Their article and press release sound like some libraries and cloud services, scant evidence of an operating system!

https://medium.com/intuit-engineering/how-to-accelerate-development-velocity-in-the-genai-era-build-a-genos-e71ac2e17b82

And to cap off the BS, no results from the website search box!

#GenAIBullshit #GenAIHype #AIBullshit #AIHype

I think the next one on LinkedIn who writes, "My LinkedIn network has inspired me to explore the capabilities of Microsoft Designer, an AI-powered design tool that makes it easier to bring design ideas to life." and lands on my timeline gets blocked.

#generativeAI #AIBullshit #AISPAM