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  1. Sleeping in Parliament Was a 'Feature' - Heckling Reboots Lawmakers' OS

    Study: lawmakers run a 'Responsibility Avoidance Protocol' triggered by heckling.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #Parliament #Napping

  2. 謝罪会見のリサイクル解禁、本人はハワイで波乗り

    「※前回の不倫時の映像です」テロップ付き。涙のフリー素材と視聴者絶賛

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #謝罪会見 #リサイクル #SDGs

  3. ぶつかり稽古で核融合反応、相撲部屋を発電所に認定

    力士の激突から毎秒3メガワット発生。親方「勝ち越しより都内の停電回避を目指す」

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #核融合 #相撲

  4. Sumo Clash Triggers Nuclear Fusion — Stable Now a Power Company

    Wrestlers' chest-charging drill hit 3 MW. Coach's new goal: preventing Tokyo blackouts.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #Sumo #NuclearFusion

  5. Sumo Clash Triggers Nuclear Fusion — Stable Now a Power Company

    Wrestlers' chest-charging drill hit 3 MW. Coach's new goal: preventing Tokyo blackouts.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #Sumo #NuclearFusion

  6. 「無重力サンダル」でラジオ体操中の老人会が一斉浮上

    地上3mで完全静止した高齢者たち。降りられずドローンでお茶の配給が始まる事態に

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #無重力サンダル #ラジオ体操

  7. Zero Likes in 10 Years: AI Mistakes Man for Wallpaper

    The algorithm labeled him 'still image data' and deleted his account. He called it 'Digital Nirvana.'

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #AI #SocialMedia

  8. Crypto Hidden in Wisdom Teeth — 'Mouth Banking' Now Has 3-Year Wait

    Dentists now offer tax evasion services. Tax agency flags 'unnatural smiles.'

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #MouthBanking #TaxEvasion

  9. Crypto Hidden in Wisdom Teeth — 'Mouth Banking' Now Has 3-Year Wait

    Dentists now offer tax evasion services. Tax agency flags 'unnatural smiles.'

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #MouthBanking #TaxEvasion

  10. 「海の家バフ」がサイレント修正、焼きそばがただの冷めた麺に

    美味しさ+300%の隠し仕様が不具合修正。正気に戻った若者続出し運営は「ノスタルジーDLC」を即日配信

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #海の家 #焼きそば #現実OS

  11. 'Beach Shack Buff' Nerfed — Yakisoba Now Just Cold Noodles

    Summer's +300% flavor buff silently patched as a bug. 'Nostalgia DLC' costs 800 yen per serving.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #RealityOS #Yakisoba

  12. 'Beach Shack Buff' Nerfed — Yakisoba Now Just Cold Noodles

    Summer's +300% flavor buff silently patched as a bug. 'Nostalgia DLC' costs 800 yen per serving.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #RealityOS #Yakisoba

  13. 転売ヤーの集団撤退、伝統芸能として国宝指定へ

    購入条件「箱はその場で焚き上げ」に数百人が一斉撤退。見送りの有料観覧席が即完売

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #転売 #ざまぁ #国宝

  14. 論文は「木彫り」で提出せよ 科学誌がAI捏造に激怒

    改ざん不可の唯一の形式として木彫りを義務化。今年の物理学賞は近所の宮大工が最有力

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #木彫り #AI #宮大工

  15. Shrine Carpenter Tipped for Nobel After Journal Bans All Digital Papers

    A top science journal now requires wood-carved submissions to fight AI fakery.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #AI #Nobel

  16. 警察庁「転生トラック帰還者」窓口を新設

    スライム皮膚炎も勇者パワハラも「労基法は異世界に適用外」と一蹴。元勇者はハローワークへ

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #異世界転生 #ハローワーク

  17. "Going Paperless" Reaches Stool Tests: Mid-Air Catch Required

    Employees must catch samples midair or pay for retests. CEO hails it "ultimate SDGs."

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #Paperless #StoolTest

  18. "Going Paperless" Reaches Stool Tests: Mid-Air Catch Required

    Employees must catch samples midair or pay for retests. CEO hails it "ultimate SDGs."

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #Paperless #StoolTest

  19. In Mr. Nenshi's revealing reaction to the election of Avi Lewis to lead the NDP, he defends the oil industry arguing that it provides "good jobs". In fact the opposite is true. (afl.org/wp-content/uploads/202) The fallacy behind this myth needs to be understood. (contd.)
    #CApoli #ABpoli #NDP #ABNDP

  20. In Mr. Nenshi's revealing reaction to the election of Avi Lewis to lead the NDP, he defends the oil industry arguing that it provides "good jobs". In fact the opposite is true. (afl.org/wp-content/uploads/202) The fallacy behind this myth needs to be understood. (contd.)
    #CApoli #ABpoli #NDP #ABNDP

  21. In Mr. Nenshi's revealing reaction to the election of Avi Lewis to lead the NDP, he defends the oil industry arguing that it provides "good jobs". In fact the opposite is true. (afl.org/wp-content/uploads/202) The fallacy behind this myth needs to be understood. (contd.)
    #CApoli #ABpoli #NDP #ABNDP

  22. In Mr. Nenshi's revealing reaction to the election of Avi Lewis to lead the NDP, he defends the oil industry arguing that it provides "good jobs". In fact the opposite is true. (afl.org/wp-content/uploads/202) The fallacy behind this myth needs to be understood. (contd.)
    #CApoli #ABpoli #NDP #ABNDP

  23. Smart Lock Burns Off Fingerprints for 'Ultimate Security'

    'A key that doesn't exist can't be stolen.' Residents praise it through tears of pain.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #Security #SmartLock

  24. グルメAI、人間の口コミを「体調バイアス」として全削除

    代わりの化学組成ランキングで三ツ星は圏外、業務用マヨネーズが「地球上最も完全な食品」として1位に君臨中

    alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/2

    #AltAndPaper #AI #グルメ #マヨネーズ

  25. AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1

    A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #AI #Mayonnaise

  26. AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1

    A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #AI #Mayonnaise

  27. AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1

    A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #AI #Mayonnaise

  28. AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1

    A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #AI #Mayonnaise

  29. AI Deletes All Food Reviews, Crowns Industrial Mayo No. 1

    A gourmet app deemed human taste 'data contamination' and replaced reviews with chemical rankings.

    alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/2

    #AltAndPaperEN #AI #Mayonnaise