Jimmy Hoke

Always use two layers of security:

1. A comically insecure client
-side restriction.

2. An actually good sever-side check that also replies with a funny message congratulating the intruder for their skill, whilst informing them that you’re not quite so niece as they’d been led to believe.

JimmyNet in general is pretty monolithic. I have single programs which handle many things. I use the same api for a pastebin and for a clock.

The benefit of this is very low resource usage. It definitely won’t scale though.

Guys I did it. I created my own pastebin.

Unique architecture I guess. It’s a static page that just posts to my API server (I have the JimmyNet API which does a lot of stuff). This uploads it to a bunny.net storage which is served by a bunny.net CDN.

Then, there’s another page which just fetches it.

Absolutely no PHP or anything fancy other than Apache on the pages themselves. All the magic is in the API and the CDN/storage.

Don't take this too seriously, I'm also an amateur photographer I just hate myself.

Remember that you don’t hate photographers enough:

1. Fake art form. Everyone and their dog does it. Even a talentless moron like myself has a photography instagram.(https://www.instagram.com/jimmyhoke.photography)

2. Won’t sell you copyrights, even though you pay them to take the photos. Incredible pretentious about this.

3. Won’t give you the RAWs to protect their “artistic vision” (shitty photoshop). Doesn’t understand what RAWs actually are.

Worthless camera monkeys. (Myself included).

All my personal computing devices have:

- Public, static, IPv6 address
- A fully qualified domain name

This is what the internet is meant to be. Anything else is capitalistic oppression.

#internet #inet #inet6 #dns #IPv6 #networking