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Holy crap the Japanese prime minster is tweeting about the PHP bug
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The PHP thing is so bad a lot of sites I'm seeing are straight up closing.
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Update: hearing this fix doesn’t work and you need the patch
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ULTRA MEGA RED ALERT PSA:
People have seemingly posted info about the unpatched PHP RCE online!
I *highly* recommend you shut down non-essential PHP sites.
It is *rumored*, but not confirmed, that it can be mitigated by setting session.upload_progress.enabled = Off.
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Me when I try to go to a website but it got pwned by the PHP RCE and my phone gets pwned by the PDF parser -> root exploit chain that iOS has right now, but before the exploit payload can download it gets MITMed by someone with an eMudhra cert and replaced with a rogue AI bot swarm.
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When do you plan to update the docker image for the very critical PHP update tomorrow?
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Mmm no that would expose some script contents.
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Hmm maybe I’ll just disable PHP, I mean I barely use it.
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I already had to reconfigure my WiFi IP phone I carry to only trust the letsencrypt root today.
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8 intermediate CAs leaked
2 critical PHP bugs (rumored to be RCEs, patch out tomorrow)Damn it’s a bad day for the web. I’m considering just shutting my public servers off for a while until I get this PHP update.
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4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, 237.
Good f*cking gosh.