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  1. jimfl @jimfl

    Deposited a $230 check by photo today. The app said I could only deposit $50,000 more today

    I’ll get right on that

  2. jimfl @jimfl

    Coffee is dangerous shit, kids

  3. jimfl @jimfl

    I have been struggling to tolerate my partner’s FUCKING BULLSHIT all day and now I have a massive headache. The current working theory is that a mistake was made during coffee preparation, and I got decaf, whereby it follows there has been no FUCKING BULLSHIT, I’ve just been withdrawal-crabby and headachy

  4. jimfl @jimfl

    By far, my biggest use of post-it notes it to write “NO!” on them and stick them on things

  5. jimfl @jimfl

    America has always been at war with anyone who uses the term “Artificial Intelligence,” as opposed to the highly accepted, new, and more accurate term “Super Intelligence”

  6. jimfl @jimfl

    Stop posting the mathpocalypse article already

  7. jimfl @jimfl

    What is the basic reproduction number (R0) of vampirism?

  8. jimfl @jimfl

    Scene: teriyaki joint next door to a pot store in Washington state
    Situation: a couple has just been served the individual teriyaki entrées they ordered

    “We might need a to go box.”

    “Probably we could have ordered one entrée and split it.”

    “We’d likely still need a to go box.”

    Conclusion: money laundering

  9. jimfl @jimfl

    “Single men, go out right now and buy new pillows. They’re like ‘why…?” THAT’S why.”

    —Kyle Kinane

  10. jimfl @jimfl

    failure.museum/presto-hot-dogg

  11. jimfl @jimfl

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_El

  12. jimfl @jimfl

    Between children’s toys that were essentially a tube of flammable goo that allowed you to blow colorful balloons, and kitchen tools that were the equivalent of plugging a hot dog into to mains current, it’s remarkable that my generation survived to adulthood

  13. jimfl @jimfl

    “Would you say you oppose cryptocurrency?”

    “It’s a token resistance.”

  14. jimfl @jimfl

    @Gogs @rejinl Related?

  15. jimfl @jimfl

    I’m remembering the time I walked across campus with a new product manager, and at about the 10th time someone we passed waved and said “Hey, Jim,” he was like WTAF?

    The secret was that we were walking to a meeting in a building that housed a team I had been on for 6 years

  16. jimfl @jimfl

    After spending time recently in the boreal forest, and describing what I saw there as “billions and billions of wilderness,” I’m ready to believe that Black Spruce is the dominant species on earth by mass

    signoregalilei.com/2026/09/27/

  17. jimfl @jimfl

    “Muse consistently creates detailed profiles of all your friends, family, colleagues, “collaborators,” and people you “follow.””

    Duh. This is Meta’s core competency

  18. jimfl @jimfl

    Replace all instances of “I asked Chat GPT” with “I asked Barney Fife”

  19. jimfl @jimfl

    Jim—

    If “autotune” has any noticeable presence in the popular music of your timeline, you have failed in your mission. Again.

    I am your humble self,

    —Jim

  20. jimfl @jimfl

    I cannot see bubbles.town/hot without thinking of “Hot snakes & bubble gut”

    youtu.be/KABvhucfqJk

  21. jimfl @jimfl

    Why target billionaires, specifically?

    Just tax EVERYONE at a rate of 100% on ASSETS above $999,999,999

  22. jimfl @jimfl

    I am reminded that while in Northern BC and Southern Yukon, we didn’t see a single moose

    Loads of caribou, mountain sheep, wood bison, and black bear. A couple of coyote

    Fewer eagles than we might see in a typical day at home

  23. jimfl @jimfl

    Conjecture: it’s a registered letter from time-traveller Jim with instructions that will disrupt the rest of the year

  24. jimfl @jimfl

    For a half a week now, I’ve been getting USPS tracking alert emails for something shipped out of Anchorage, AK that I assumed were misaddressed (I get a lot of email for other Jims Fl) because a) I didn’t order anything from Anchorage, AK, and b) I never set up email tracking alerts

    Well, whatever it is just arrived at my local post office

  25. jimfl @jimfl

    Albums that opened the door for me to various genres
    my9albums.com/s/v21lRkcefr

  26. GM @[email protected]

    @jimclark @Lancker sollte man den Aussagen der #AfD glauben schenken?

    #afd
  27. Golf @[email protected]

    Furyk vows US will ‘do more’ to end Ryder Cup losing streak

    Jim Furyk said he would demand more from his players than previous American teams to end their poor…
    #Golf #RyderCup ##RyderCup #AdareManor #JimFuryk
    europesays.com/golf/75838/

    #jimfuryk #adaremanor #rydercup #golf
  28. Rev.Hans :mstdnca: @[email protected]

    @jimlil Point taken. This organization (taking its cue from ownership), has shown itself capable of consistently poor decisions, on and off the ice. Player character is hardly something they seem concerned with. Billionaires will be billionaires.

    But I wonder about the locker room. And the wives and GFs.

    How does a McD or a Draisaitl square their talk of being held accountable with welcoming low-character guys, guys who have not taken any responsibility for their actions, into the room?

    And what do they tell the Mrs? “It’s ok dear, the judge said M was not a reliable witness. Our new boy, AF, said M wanted to be gang raped by hockey players.”

    #rapeculture #Oilers #nhl #hockey #hnom #edmonton @hnom

    #hockey #rapeculture #nhl #edmonton #oilers #hnom
  29. Golf @[email protected]

    ‘It’s us against the world’: Jim Furyk says USA need to have chip on shoulder to win Ryder Cup – The Irish Times

    Jim Furyk’s poker face doesn’t flinch when he delivers the “underdogs” tag which he has attached to his…
    #Golf #RyderCup ##RyderCup #AdareManor #JimFuryk #ryder-cup-2027
    europesays.com/golf/75658/

    #ryder #jimfuryk #adaremanor #rydercup #golf
  30. Follow GOLF @[email protected]

    fogolf.com/pros/15986/ ‘Second to None’: Scottie Scheffler’s Biggest Advantage Over Rory McIlroy & Co. Isn’t What Everyone Thinks #JimFuryk #RoryMcIlroy #ScottieScheffler

    #scottiescheffler #rorymcilroy #jimfuryk
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