GayDeceiver
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.
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Eagle Tactical Seminars is proud to introduce OPERATION HEARTHLOCK(TM), a new program for the Eagle Tactical woman. This seminar will show your female companion about the intricacies of being the perfect battle partner to her Alpha male of maleness, and guide her through the steps necessary to support you in all your endeavors! Space is limited, so have your chick enroll today!
Seminar Review: https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/operation-hearthlock-review
Seminar Description: https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/operation-hearthlock
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I wonder how corrupt is the corruption corrupting all the corruption with that Utah Data Center ... and who's benefitting from it ...
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Eagle Tactical knows that you need that glucose for energy during your long-distance optimization speed workouts. We are proud to introduce StrikeGel, the new creatine-filled, military-grade, prescription-required (only in Europe), energy gel. This is not for amateurs, betas, or women (because of the added testosterone). Comes in Alpha Citrus, Warberry Breach, Mango Fire, and Unflavored Command Presence! Get yours today and dominate all the runs!
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The Big Bangers Theory
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Miami Grits
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Family McMuffins
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Suddenly Breakfast
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The Eggs of Life
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Not only is Kash attached to the Idiot’s taint like a hungry remora, but he loves to take advantage of his power to do unspeakable acts.
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“He’s fancy! He ordered mozzarella sticks for appetizers. Didn’t even look at the price, Daddy!”
“You hold on to that man, sweet pea. He’s a keeper.”Inspired by:
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She likes to regale her dates with the original European folk tales … before they got sanitized by children’s authors.
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CW: AI-generated image
Hot Christofacists in your area are looking to meet you …
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'Merican Heesoos ... the real Messiah of America ...
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It’s the kind of gloriously good BM that makes you see a number of deities.
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“You are the worst kind of person in the universe!”
“Universe? I don’t think you can factually back up your claim.” -
I love that my fur heater doesn't mind when I put my feet under it while working.
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It appears the Idiot met with someone who wouldn't buy what he was selling.
Summits be like that.
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Me: It's St Patrick's Day
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Me: They weren't wearing green
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HR: That still doesn't give you the right to call them "Stick in the Mud Party Pooper" in the breakroom
Me: Even if they were the first ones to plow through the green cupcakes?
HR: Even if they were the first ones to plow through the green cupcakes
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This video made my day.
It is a shameless promo hidden as a lesson … but it is adorable.
As you may know, Elmo doesn’t like Rocco, because Rocco is just a rock.
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Found a Mecha Godzilla model to 3D print. It'll take a couple of weeks to generate all the parts ... so we're looking at about 3 weeks between now and fully assembly.
[Update]
And here it is … the soda can is there to give a sense of scale.
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“Violent Night” is an amazing Christmas movie. It asks the question, “What if Santa Claus got tired of being a jolly giver of gifts and went back to his roots … of being a winter war god?” It is definitely a super duper great Christmas movie.
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“Are the walls dancing?”
“Dude. They are. This is some good sh1t!” -
“I let a demon take a couple of hits of this one a couple of years ago. He’s still high.”
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They call it Metaphysical because it’ll make you experience higher dimensional existences.
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In another tone deaf move, the “He Gets Us” Campaign, partially sponsored by the relic-stealing president of Hobby Lobby, triggered former religious club members across the nation.
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"We are Starfleet. We always respect the sovereignty and laws of all civilizations we encounter. Therefore, we will not do a thing and walk away, as this situation is none of our business."
#StarTrek #PrimeDirective #Starfleet #StarTrekDiplomacy #Diplomacy #FirstEncounter