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  1. No, wait, tritium. Apple announces that they will specify MEMS chips filled with tritium and then the #EagleTactical crowd swarms to buy the products. Is that tiny impractically unopenable chip filled with tritium? Who can tell? But all can brag.
    #tritium #iPhone #Apple

  2. No, wait, tritium. Apple announces that they will specify MEMS chips filled with tritium and then the #EagleTactical crowd swarms to buy the products. Is that tiny impractically unopenable chip filled with tritium? Who can tell? But all can brag.
    #tritium #iPhone #Apple

  3. Remember that being an ally could be as simple as being nice and supportive when your friend comes to you and tells you about their struggle with their identity. Eagle Tactical understands that being your true self is just as important as being the best Alpha male you can be. Keep on keeping on, brother!

    #EagleTactical
    #BeYourTrueSelf
    #BeYou

  4. Remember that being an ally could be as simple as being nice and supportive when your friend comes to you and tells you about their struggle with their identity. Eagle Tactical understands that being your true self is just as important as being the best Alpha male you can be. Keep on keeping on, brother!

    #EagleTactical
    #BeYourTrueSelf
    #BeYou

  5. Eagle Tactical wants to support you as you fulfill your failed dreams through your children. We’re proud to introduce the Patriot Games Training Camp, which will turn that kid who could be a tribute into a worthy competitor for the very first Patriot Games. Our expert staff will transform your doughy, sedentary teen into a modern day gladiator who will carry your name to glory!

    #EagleTactical
    #PatriotGames
    #ChildrenAreTheFuture

  6. Eagle Tactical wants to support you as you fulfill your failed dreams through your children. We’re proud to introduce the Patriot Games Training Camp, which will turn that kid who could be a tribute into a worthy competitor for the very first Patriot Games. Our expert staff will transform your doughy, sedentary teen into a modern day gladiator who will carry your name to glory!

    #EagleTactical
    #PatriotGames
    #ChildrenAreTheFuture

  7. Got myself a gender-affirming household device today — the BBQ Scrub Daddy!

    As can be seen in the product images on the packaging, it is:
    - Water Activated!
    - Protected by heat-resistant ArmorTec STEEL™!
    - Designed for heavy duty scouring
    - Exclusive Materials to control my scrubbing power!
    - Integrated bottle opener for that cold brewski I definitely have earned now, after cleaning up my own mess

    There's even a small cut-out in the box where you can touch the sponge and FEEL THE DIFFERENCE before purchase.

    Sure, hoping it's a nice scubber for the grill, but man, do they go overboard with assuring me this is a super masculine product for real men. Thinking this is probably a subsidiary of #EagleTactical

    (And oh, that "water activated" feature is the fact that if you soak it in water and directly use it on your hot grill, it WILL produce steam. Cool.)

    #BBQ #grilling #genderAffirming

  8. Got myself a gender-affirming household device today — the BBQ Scrub Daddy!

    As can be seen in the product images on the packaging, it is:
    - Water Activated!
    - Protected by heat-resistant ArmorTec STEEL™!
    - Designed for heavy duty scouring
    - Exclusive Materials to control my scrubbing power!
    - Integrated bottle opener for that cold brewski I definitely have earned now, after cleaning up my own mess

    There's even a small cut-out in the box where you can touch the sponge and FEEL THE DIFFERENCE before purchase.

    Sure, hoping it's a nice scubber for the grill, but man, do they go overboard with assuring me this is a super masculine product for real men. Thinking this is probably a subsidiary of #EagleTactical

    (And oh, that "water activated" feature is the fact that if you soak it in water and directly use it on your hot grill, it WILL produce steam. Cool.)

    #BBQ #grilling #genderAffirming

  9. Got myself a gender-affirming household device today — the BBQ Scrub Daddy!

    As can be seen in the product images on the packaging, it is:
    - Water Activated!
    - Protected by heat-resistant ArmorTec STEEL™!
    - Designed for heavy duty scouring
    - Exclusive Materials to control my scrubbing power!
    - Integrated bottle opener for that cold brewski I definitely have earned now, after cleaning up my own mess

    There's even a small cut-out in the box where you can touch the sponge and FEEL THE DIFFERENCE before purchase.

    Sure, hoping it's a nice scubber for the grill, but man, do they go overboard with assuring me this is a super masculine product for real men. Thinking this is probably a subsidiary of #EagleTactical

    (And oh, that "water activated" feature is the fact that if you soak it in water and directly use it on your hot grill, it WILL produce steam. Cool.)

    #BBQ #grilling #genderAffirming

  10. Got myself a gender-affirming household device today — the BBQ Scrub Daddy!

    As can be seen in the product images on the packaging, it is:
    - Water Activated!
    - Protected by heat-resistant ArmorTec STEEL™!
    - Designed for heavy duty scouring
    - Exclusive Materials to control my scrubbing power!
    - Integrated bottle opener for that cold brewski I definitely have earned now, after cleaning up my own mess

    There's even a small cut-out in the box where you can touch the sponge and FEEL THE DIFFERENCE before purchase.

    Sure, hoping it's a nice scubber for the grill, but man, do they go overboard with assuring me this is a super masculine product for real men. Thinking this is probably a subsidiary of #EagleTactical

    (And oh, that "water activated" feature is the fact that if you soak it in water and directly use it on your hot grill, it WILL produce steam. Cool.)

    #BBQ #grilling #genderAffirming

  11. Got myself a gender-affirming household device today — the BBQ Scrub Daddy!

    As can be seen in the product images on the packaging, it is:
    - Water Activated!
    - Protected by heat-resistant ArmorTec STEEL™!
    - Designed for heavy duty scouring
    - Exclusive Materials to control my scrubbing power!
    - Integrated bottle opener for that cold brewski I definitely have earned now, after cleaning up my own mess

    There's even a small cut-out in the box where you can touch the sponge and FEEL THE DIFFERENCE before purchase.

    Sure, hoping it's a nice scubber for the grill, but man, do they go overboard with assuring me this is a super masculine product for real men. Thinking this is probably a subsidiary of #EagleTactical

    (And oh, that "water activated" feature is the fact that if you soak it in water and directly use it on your hot grill, it WILL produce steam. Cool.)

    #BBQ #grilling #genderAffirming

  12. Someone recently bought "Tactical Specialty Pursuit Covert Work Gloves" after clicking on an Amazon ad for something else on one of my sites. That's #EagleTactical level nomenclature of fragile belligerence. And #baksheesh for me, the important part.

  13. Someone recently bought "Tactical Specialty Pursuit Covert Work Gloves" after clicking on an Amazon ad for something else on one of my sites. That's #EagleTactical level nomenclature of fragile belligerence. And #baksheesh for me, the important part.