Derek Price
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Maggie’s Stare
Beneath the chair with watchful eyes,
Maggie plots her next surprise.
Black and white and still as stone,
Convinced that chair is hers alone.
Those green eyes gleam through shadow’s lair,
She judges you — she doesn’t care.
You think you’re safe, you think you’re free,
But Maggie sees what you can’t see.
So sit and squirm beneath her gaze,
For Maggie’s in her staring phase.
The chair is just her watching throne —
In this house, she reigns alone. 👑… (1/2) -
Full disclosure - AI created this poem. In all honesty, I'm amazed at how good it is and weirdly accurate
#CatsofMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #MaggieStaring (2/2) -
Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
#CatsOfTheFediverse #CatsOfMastodon #MaggieStaring #StarWars
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This tunnel isn't going to play by itself
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And this is how I start my Sunday morning...
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It's been a while but clearly Maggie is still staring
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Don't you ever touch my mousey again
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Just came back from a two-week combined San Francisco and Hawaii trip. This is my favorite picture of my wife and I. Still not sure how I got her to marry me...
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Miss Maggie has found some sun and has taken the day off from staring
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Don't make me look at any more of your code
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Miss Maggie has melted into the couch. Despite her RBF, she's very content
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Can you come a little closer to my tunnel? Don't be scared. No one's going to get hurt...
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Even Miss Maggie needs a day off from staring
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Even when Miss Maggie is nice and cozy, she's still staring
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@danmccullough recognize any of these young pups?
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Miss Maggie in stealth mode but still staring
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Call me a weird little kitty one more time and you'll find out why they call them "murder mittens"
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Today's stare brought to you by "get your ass on the floor and play with me"
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Even when you think she's not staring, she's secretly staring
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Did you just call me a weird little kitty?
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Miss Maggie has upped her staring game
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Miss Maggie is practicing staring for the new year
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Miss Maggie stares when she arrives
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Even when Miss Maggie is relaxing, she's staring
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Even when Miss Maggie sleeps under the covers, she's still staring
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Miss Maggie stares from far and she stares when she's near
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Miss Maggie silently staring for #SilentSunday
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Even when she’s under the covers she’s staring...
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I know it's been a while but Miss Maggie has not stopped staring
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Maggie stares when I leave. Maggie stares when I arrive.
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Maggie's "I kind of tolerate you" stare
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Ah, the infamous "why isn't my shade open yet?" stare
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Maggie is an equal opportunity starer - people, birds, etc.
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My baby is married! This is my favorite picture from the reception. This was the mood the entire day!
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Had a fun night at Pat's pizza and then to the Stillwater River holiday light show
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I love that in Ghostwire: Toyko the rain is actual Japanese symbols
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Took a ride along the Maine coast today from Bangor to Belfast, Camden, and finally Rockland. I have to say that, although Rockland has a cute downtown, most businesses are closed. Surprising considering it's fourth of July. A waitress annoyingly told me that the nice owners give them the day off.
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Just had a nightly integration test suite throw a legitimate error when a new table and particular column was added. Completely forgot about that integration and I'm so happy that test was written a year ago. FTW! #IntegrationTest