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  1. "I'll try anything twice."

    "Try this sandwich."

    "Ooo.. it tastes awful!"

    "Yeah, it is a shit sandwich. Now, try this sandwich."

    "Let me check between the bread slices. [Check.] Hey, what are you trying to pull?"

    "This would be your second shit sandwich, right?"

    "Yes."

    "You said you try anything twice."

    "But..."

    "No buts!"

    "Oh, okay..."

    #TryAnythingTwice #shit

  2. "I'll try anything twice."

    "Try this sandwich."

    "Ooo.. it tastes awful!"

    "Yeah, it is a shit sandwich. Now, try this sandwich."

    "Let me check between the bread slices. [Check.] Hey, what are you trying to pull?"

    "This would be your second shit sandwich, right?"

    "Yes."

    "You said you try anything twice."

    "But..."

    "No buts!"

    "Oh, okay..."

    #TryAnythingTwice #shit

  3. "I'll try anything twice."

    "Try this sandwich."

    "Ooo.. it tastes awful!"

    "Yeah, it is a shit sandwich. Now, try this sandwich."

    "Let me check between the bread slices. [Check.] Hey, what are you trying to pull?"

    "This would be your second shit sandwich, right?"

    "Yes."

    "You said you try anything twice."

    "But..."

    "No buts!"

    "Oh, okay..."

    #TryAnythingTwice #shit

  4. "I'm very open-minded."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah, I will try ANYTHING twice."

    "Okay. Off yourself."

    "Alright. Geurrrrrrrrrkkkkkk..."

    "Were you successful?"

    "...."

    "Sounds like you were. Now, try doing it again."

    "...."

    "Yeah, that's what I thought."

    #TryAnythingTwice #OpenMinded #nonsense

  5. "I'm very open-minded."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah, I will try ANYTHING twice."

    "Okay. Off yourself."

    "Alright. Geurrrrrrrrrkkkkkk..."

    "Were you successful?"

    "...."

    "Sounds like you were. Now, try doing it again."

    "...."

    "Yeah, that's what I thought."

    #TryAnythingTwice #OpenMinded #nonsense

  6. "I'm very open-minded."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah, I will try ANYTHING twice."

    "Okay. Off yourself."

    "Alright. Geurrrrrrrrrkkkkkk..."

    "Were you successful?"

    "...."

    "Sounds like you were. Now, try doing it again."

    "...."

    "Yeah, that's what I thought."

    #TryAnythingTwice #OpenMinded #nonsense

  7. "I'm very open-minded."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah, I will try ANYTHING twice."

    "Okay. Off yourself."

    "Alright. Geurrrrrrrrrkkkkkk..."

    "Were you successful?"

    "...."

    "Sounds like you were. Now, try doing it again."

    "...."

    "Yeah, that's what I thought."

    #TryAnythingTwice #OpenMinded #nonsense