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  1. In a classic Doyle tale, Sherlock Holmes could tell a man was a drunkard by looking at his pocket watch. If the winding keyhole had scratches around it, the man would miss a few times when he went to wind it, scratching it, and therefore was intoxicated.

    In at least one modern version ("Sherlock"), it was scratches around the charging port of the man's phone.

    What would Mr. Holmes conclude about virtually the entire population after examining the state of the USB ports on our laptops?

    #ThirdTimesACharm #IYKYK

  2. In a classic Doyle tale, Sherlock Holmes could tell a man was a drunkard by looking at his pocket watch. If the winding keyhole had scratches around it, the man would miss a few times when he went to wind it, scratching it, and therefore was intoxicated.

    In at least one modern version ("Sherlock"), it was scratches around the charging port of the man's phone.

    What would Mr. Holmes conclude about virtually the entire population after examining the state of the USB ports on our laptops?

    #ThirdTimesACharm #IYKYK

  3. In a classic Doyle tale, Sherlock Holmes could tell a man was a drunkard by looking at his pocket watch. If the winding keyhole had scratches around it, the man would miss a few times when he went to wind it, scratching it, and therefore was intoxicated.

    In at least one modern version ("Sherlock"), it was scratches around the charging port of the man's phone.

    What would Mr. Holmes conclude about virtually the entire population after examining the state of the USB ports on our laptops?

    #ThirdTimesACharm #IYKYK

  4. In a classic Doyle tale, Sherlock Holmes could tell a man was a drunkard by looking at his pocket watch. If the winding keyhole had scratches around it, the man would miss a few times when he went to wind it, scratching it, and therefore was intoxicated.

    In at least one modern version ("Sherlock"), it was scratches around the charging port of the man's phone.

    What would Mr. Holmes conclude about virtually the entire population after examining the state of the USB ports on our laptops?

    #ThirdTimesACharm #IYKYK

  5. In a classic Doyle tale, Sherlock Holmes could tell a man was a drunkard by looking at his pocket watch. If the winding keyhole had scratches around it, the man would miss a few times when he went to wind it, scratching it, and therefore was intoxicated.

    In at least one modern version ("Sherlock"), it was scratches around the charging port of the man's phone.

    What would Mr. Holmes conclude about virtually the entire population after examining the state of the USB ports on our laptops?

  6. Talk about late to the party. What is it? 5 hours too late?

    Just to stand around glued to your phone for over 45 minutes in the dark, while some phallic helmet wearing creep does the "work" if you can even call it that.

    I thought real journalists know where the action is.

    😘 🍑

    #LateToTheParty
    #NoReportersAllowed!
    #CrackerjackUGraduate
    #2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
    #TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm

  7. Talk about late to the party. What is it? 5 hours too late?

    Just to stand around glued to your phone for over 45 minutes in the dark, while some phallic helmet wearing creep does the "work" if you can even call it that.

    I thought real journalists know where the action is.

    😘 🍑

    #LateToTheParty
    #NoReportersAllowed!
    #CrackerjackUGraduate
    #2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
    #TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm

  8. Talk about late to the party. What is it? 5 hours too late?

    Just to stand around glued to your phone for over 45 minutes in the dark, while some phallic helmet wearing creep does the "work" if you can even call it that.

    I thought real journalists know where the action is.

    😘 🍑

    #LateToTheParty
    #NoReportersAllowed!
    #CrackerjackUGraduate
    #2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
    #TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm

  9. Talk about late to the party. What is it? 5 hours too late?

    Just to stand around glued to your phone for over 45 minutes in the dark, while some phallic helmet wearing creep does the "work" if you can even call it that.

    I thought real journalists know where the action is.

    😘 🍑

    #LateToTheParty
    #NoReportersAllowed!
    #CrackerjackUGraduate
    #2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
    #TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm

  10. Entry 2 in my random #quotes series:

    “There are in fact no masses, but only ways of seeing people as masses.” – Raymond Williams

    I tried to post this twice via Metatext, so let's home the web interface works better. #ThirdTimesACharm

  11. Entry 2 in my random #quotes series:

    “There are in fact no masses, but only ways of seeing people as masses.” – Raymond Williams

    I tried to post this twice via Metatext, so let's home the web interface works better. #ThirdTimesACharm