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In a classic Doyle tale, Sherlock Holmes could tell a man was a drunkard by looking at his pocket watch. If the winding keyhole had scratches around it, the man would miss a few times when he went to wind it, scratching it, and therefore was intoxicated.

In at least one modern version ("Sherlock"), it was scratches around the charging port of the man's phone.

What would Mr. Holmes conclude about virtually the entire population after examining the state of the USB ports on our laptops?

#ThirdTimesACharm #IYKYK

Talk about late to the party. What is it? 5 hours too late?

Just to stand around glued to your phone for over 45 minutes in the dark, while some phallic helmet wearing creep does the "work" if you can even call it that.

I thought real journalists know where the action is.

😘 🍑

#LateToTheParty
#NoReportersAllowed!
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm

I wonder what would make Meir Weinstein state specifically that "NO REPORTERS ALLOWED!" at his next meeting?

That's sad😘 🍑

#NoReportersAllowed!
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm