#whatajoke — Public Fediverse posts

Newly sworn in civil rights warriors -- as white as the driven snow. Finally, the white man's persecution shall come to an end!

-- What a terrible joke.

#whatajoke #civilrights #doj #destroyingAmerica #America #USA #news #washingtondc #dc #racism #equity #dobetter #whitepeople #thejusticedept

"One in five households earning $91,000 or more experienced food insecurity in the past 12 months, a report has found" 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Perhaps dump the NetflixGold accounts for each bedroom of the 12 bedroom mansion, turn off all 20 Aircons for a few mins, sell one of the Bentleys, you know, dump the crap you REALLY don't need in favor of the things you really DO need? 91k is AMPLE.

How out of touch is The Guardian lately?

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/dec/14/in-australias-cost-of-living-crisis-even-lawyers-are-forced-to-rely-on-food-banks

#WhatAJoke #FakeReporting #TheGuardian #Scam

To be abundantly clear, #Trump had #FIFA create this “peace prize” for him.

It’s the equivalent of one of his BS wins of a golf tournament at his own golf course.

Also this is a football / soccer organization, they’re not exactly the arbiters of geopolitics or peace.

“Trump, who has openly campaigned for the Nobel Peace Price, had been expected to receive the NEWLY CREATED FIFA prize. He & FIFA president Gianni Infantino are close allies.”

#WhatAJoke
https://www.cnn.com/sport/live-news/soccer-world-cup-draw-teams-12-05-25?post-id=cmit3dza500053b6ph8qd9ku1

Seriously, people is so weird, how come they dares to do such strange things. I have no words... I have no words... What could happen with that babe in the future?

#ChatGPT #Society #Life #WhatAJoke

https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/colombian-baby-named-chat-yipiti-in-honour-of-chatgpt/ar-AA1KXisF

Seriously, people is so weird, how come they dares to do such strange things. I have no words... I have no words... What could happen with that babe in the future?

#ChatGPT #Society #Life #WhatAJoke

https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/colombian-baby-named-chat-yipiti-in-honour-of-chatgpt/ar-AA1KXisF

I think it's now safe to say that the USA (Merica) is officially the laughing stock of the world following "Liberation Day".

#laughingatyou #whatajoke #uslaughingstock #uspol #USPolitics #us #usa #tariffsaretaxes #tariff #ustaxes #taxincrease #taxthepenguinstoo #crazy #felon

For those who may not know, Heard and McDonald Islands is an Australian external territory located in the South Indian Ocean, and it has a population of ZERO. However, I suppose there are plenty of penguins there! #WhatAJoke #USPol #USTariff

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iy6h7sze2eofue7in34fmsvz/post/3llucp5zqrc2j

This is so bogus… wealthy capitalists propping each other up, nothing more.
Bill Ackman Says X Ban Will Make Brazil an ‘Uninvestable Market’ #ElonMusk #X #WhatAJoke #BS https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-09-01/ackman-says-x-ban-will-make-brazil-an-uninvestable-market

#MoochMania part deux

#FreeFoodMania #ToPoli

#FreeFood #MoochGate
#Hategate #HateBait
#CryHarderStans
#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism

#ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Recently evicted Lolyer would never turn down free food #FreeFoodMania #ToPoli

#FreeFood #MoochGate
#Hategate #HateBait
#CryHarderStans
#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

https://thewalrus.ca/its-like-a-cult-breaking-free-from-the-far-right/

I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

#IAmtheWlrus
#Hategate #HaitBait
#CryHarderStans
#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Wow. It was only published less than 12 hours ago and it already has almost 1200 views. That's amazing, and I'm not even a "cannabis lawyer"(?)™️

#Hategate #HaitBait
#CryHarderStans
#SP411Star
#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Since we are on the subject of Rebel News, what is this SP411star thing on Twitter?

https://x.com/SP411STAR This is what comes up when I search for it

#Hategate #HaitBait
#CryHarderStans
#SP411Star
#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Cry harder 😭 😭😭

Maybe if you all keep whining about it some more, then maybe I will score an interview with such a prestigious publication such as BlogTo, or Rebel News just like your leader did

If you think this was big just you wait😘 😘

Here is the link again if you all still haven't gotten it out of your system yet

https://thewalrus.ca/its-like-a-cult-breaking-free-from-the-far-right/

#Hategate #HaitBait
#CryHarderStans
#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Now an instant replay

#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

My oh my what a hunt,
Now you're served you nasty...

#YouveBeenServed
#AntifaLegalServices
#WhenBadThingsHappenToBadPeople
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

@Gigi

I mark this Exhibit A

#HaikuNoThankYou
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

I'd do a dirty delete of shame too, if I made myself sound like an idiot online.

Ever heard of a haiku before?

5-7-5, not 5-5-5

#HaikuNoThankYou
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

Posting for no particular reason. Enjoy!!!

#FAFO
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

@Gigi It will happen more often.

The math doesn't lie

#FAFO
#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

@Gigi Third times a charm?

#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

@Gigi He doesn't even come that close you anymore.

Also..."known to cops"? Was that supposed to be some sort of gotcha moment? Where have they been all this time, after so many events where LOs are requested?

#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

What a shock! You show up somewhere where you are clearly not wanted, and are surprised when someone doesn't want to tolerate your shit?

Golden Raspberry quality reaction though

#YouJustKickedMeInTheBalls
#Ballkicker #KickerofBalls
#PissPoorFactChecking #BackPeddler
#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #2For1ProfessionDestroyer

@Gigi It's an assault phone!!!

#CarymaNgo #CarymaPavlou
#ProtestFrauditor
#CaptainObvious #NothingOriginal
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome

Talk about late to the party. What is it? 5 hours too late?

Just to stand around glued to your phone for over 45 minutes in the dark, while some phallic helmet wearing creep does the "work" if you can even call it that.

I thought real journalists know where the action is.

😘 🍑

#LateToTheParty
#NoReportersAllowed!
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm

I wonder what would make Meir Weinstein state specifically that "NO REPORTERS ALLOWED!" at his next meeting?

That's sad😘 🍑

#NoReportersAllowed!
#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome #CaptainObvious #ThirdTimesACharm

@Gigi @crockett I'm willing to bet that the next rip off will be Jonathan "Antifa are attacking me" Choe. Maybe they will start filming unhoused people in crisis like the rest of them.

Oh wait.....

#CrackerjackUGraduate
#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome

Wow. They're harder to get rid of than Steve Urkel. At least Steve got the point eventually.

#2TimeLoser #Protestmania #FakeJournalism #ProfessionMocker #WhatAJoke
#TakeAHint #NotWelcome #GoHome

2 of the credit cards I paid off hit my report and my score dropped. I repaid my debts and it’s treated as a bad thing.
#WhatAJoke