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🏚️👹 MARS MADNESS POLL 👹🏚️ Which movie is the LEAST dry?

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🩸🚨 MARS MADNESS POLL 🚨🩸 Which movie is the LEAST suburban?

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😱🛸 MARS MADNESS POLL 🛸😱 Which movie has the SMARTEST main character?

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🧛🩸 MARS MADNESS POLL 🩸🧛 Which movie has the WORST story/script?

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🧛🩸 MARS MADNESS POLL 🩸🧛 Which movie has the WORST story/script?

#monsterdon #MarsMadness #MarchBadness #ClashoftheTitans1981 #TheBatPeople1974

🧛🩸 MARS MADNESS POLL 🩸🧛 Which movie has the WORST story/script?

#monsterdon #MarsMadness #MarchBadness #ClashoftheTitans1981 #TheBatPeople1974

🧛🩸 MARS MADNESS POLL 🩸🧛 Which movie has the WORST story/script?

#monsterdon #MarsMadness #MarchBadness #ClashoftheTitans1981 #TheBatPeople1974

🧛🩸 MARS MADNESS POLL 🩸🧛 Which movie has the WORST story/script?

#monsterdon #MarsMadness #MarchBadness #ClashoftheTitans1981 #TheBatPeople1974

@strangefour Oh, wow. I think Laserblast was on a whole different level.

It was a lower level.

Much lower.

Lower even than that.

Go lower.

There...no, lower.

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@Zerofactorial Please don't denigrate bat people like that.

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Well that was a thing

Have a great week everyone thanks @Taweret #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

This movie was literally over 25 minutes ago, but the producer was, like, "We need 90 minutes to show it in a theater! Give me 90 minutes!"

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And,now, we'lll watch 4 minutes of bats swarming, until the credits roll.

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Oh, she has the bat sense, now! Sex with a bat imparts that unto you.

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@diazona @RobynGoodfellow Didn't Hillary Clinton have one of those? The National Enquirer said so.

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Finally! We have a bat man!

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So...the rest of the movie is just running down the clock while running through caves?

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Now, there's 12 minutes left!

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Ah, yes! Cathy's getting some of that bat sex!

Umm.

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Is he eating her out or what #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

What? We get a sex scene, now, at this time in the movie? How can there even be more movie?

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At this point, I'm wondering if they're pulling one over on the audience. Maybe it really is all in his head.

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She turned on the light, and he's still human! Damnit!

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Please let Johnny be full-on bat, now!

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In any normal #Monsterdon film, this would be the very end, but we have 20 minutes left.

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@overholt I was trying to articulate this, but I couldn't put words to it. This is it. Thanks.

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I mean, it's good that he's trying to raid the blood fridge instead of killing people. That's kind of like Angel and Spike (in later seasons) from Buffy.

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@kb9ens Something about bats?

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