#teslacles — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #teslacles, aggregated by home.social.
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@BigJackBrass
Ok. I think I found a winner.
Taken by me.For dickheads who need to underline the fact.
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@craignicol @dyckron
“ #Teslacles “, if you drive a Cybertruck.(Also the collective name for Musk fans).
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@MissingThePt
Nothing worse than Sweaty #Teslacles, on a long drive. -
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@jalefkowit
Jason, when it comes to take downs, you’ve are limitless source of hilarity.
No charging station necessary.
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@IdahoLark
He says he’s ‘prepared’, in case the accelerator pedal falls off.
“I’ve owned 5 Teslas. It’s not my first Rodeo”😂🤡🤡🤡😂
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@davidtheeviloverlord @michelestrider
A sad sack of #Teslacles ? -
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@brad262run
Funnily enough, I was crossing the road, holding the arm of my 83 year old mum with dementia.A man driving #Tesla drove up to us, from way off, and refused to stop for us.
As he pulled away, he noticed a speed hump (sleeping policeman) in the road, and ground to almost a dead halt.
Then crept over it.
Utter #Teslacles .
I fully endorse the findings of this report:
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News Update: To assuage #Cybertruck Range Anxiety, Tesla launches a Tethered Support Vehicle.
Happy drivers confirm it enables them to carry a bicycle *and* any parts that may drop off.
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You can’t polish a turd.
But someone will happily relieve you of $3000 to wrap it.The “Trumpster Dumpster”
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The World's Saddest Wrap Battle, where nobody wins, except the garage. -
@RickiTarr
Cybertruck’s engineering department just confirmed that a small rivet and some glue should stop Elon Musk becoming unhinged. -
@bitprophet
#Teslacles shouldn’t be exposed to extremes of temperature.
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#Tesla’s Fully Autonomous Recall ™ Achieved!!!
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Diapertruck™️
In continental driving?
These will never let you down.https://autos.yahoo.com/tesla-tells-cybertruck-owner-coolant-142000043.html
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@chris
If you close the bonnet on them, the owners officially become #TeslaclesIt’s a stamp of honour.
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CW: Tesla idiots. Finger mutilation. Cybertrucks
@davidgerard
#Teslacles, literally giving the finger to #Musk 😙 -
“I did not see that coming”
Said Visionary Tech Analyst, climbing out of the wreckage of his Tesla. -
#Teslacles explained.
26 mins in. 😂
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@aral
I’m pumping my invention harder than DJT stock.#Teslacles : Sad sacks, hanging around a fetid Dick
To the Moon!
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@blabberlicious Is that what we’re calling his fanbois now because I’m here for it.
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Musk’s #Teslacles should not apply "unapproved lubricant “
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@tanepiper
#Teslacles, hanging under the World’s most unsavoury dick.
