#cybertruck — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #cybertruck, aggregated by home.social.
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The 10yo does this thing where he shouts "BANANA!" when he sees a bright yellow car on the road. If it's bright green, he yells "AVOCADO!"
When he sees a Tesla Cybertruck, he says "DUMPSTER!"
The kid's gonna be all right.
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Qu’est-ce qu’un wankpanzer vient foutre à Écublens. Aucune chance que cette merde soit homologable en Suisse (il avait une plaque verte?) #tesla #cybertruck #WankPanzer #BordelDeChiottes
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In case people aren’t laughing at you enough for owning a #Wankpanzer
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@deirdrebeth @aburtch @alice @grim_elsewhere
DB, you have gone above and beyond in providing an enlarged version of this very useful emoji representing an IncelMobile with flames emerging from not one, but, two locations.
I, for one, hope to find many ways to use it on the internet as time marches on.
This is the vehicle that has a poorer sales record than the Ford Edsel, which, up to the Cybertruck, was the worst-selling US vehicle ever.
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Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake to Test Elon Musk's "Boat" Claims, and It Went About as Well as You'd Guess https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/man-drives-cybertruck-into-lake #Tesla #CyberTruck #boat #float #NotSoMuch
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CW: The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler
Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
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Ooh, missed this excitement a week ago...
KRON: CHP units team up to catch Cybertruck in Bay Area chase, suspects arrested
"...Officers deployed spike strips and successfully stopped the Tesla, CHP said. The right rear tire of the Cybertruck appears to have come off before the pursuit’s conclusion. .."
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Ford's #F-150 #Lightning pulled the ol' bait-and-switch, briefly outshining the mythical #Cybertruck before getting the axe for "poor sales" 😆. Must've been a real barn burner if outselling a vaporware truck wasn't enough 🔥. Maybe next time, #Ford, try marketing it as a #hoverboard for extra flair 🚀.
https://electrek.co/2026/01/13/ford-f150-lightning-outsold-tesla-cybertruck-canceled-not-selling-enough/ #baitandswitch #poor #sales #HackerNews #ngated -
📌Tesla ya no sabe qué hacer con todos los coches que tiene sin vender: está llenando parkings por todo EEUU con miles de unidades de stock que se mueren de risa
https://carabanchel.net/tesla-ya-no-sabe-que-hacer-con-todos-los-coches-que-tiene-sin-vender-esta-llenando-parkings-por-todo-eeuu-con-miles-de-unidades-de-stock-que-se-mueren-de-risa/
#Carabanchel #Madrid #aparcamientos #coches #Cybertruck #parkings #stock #Tesla -
Musk: "When you have a conflict with another car, your cybertruck will win every time."
Daimler:
Cybertruck Split In Two By Mercedes G-Class In Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHz8hehNN2g#Musk #Cybertruck #Accident #Mercedes #CrumblngZone #Physics #ImpactForces #StreetSafety #CarStandards #CarIndustry #SafetyFeatures #GallowsHumor
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Cybertrucks are Flying Apart! Tesla Car Fails the Wile E. Coyote Test - HTTAY 122 Matt
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Random #Tesla observation about Musk's "#CyberTruck" a.k.a. the Incel Camino.
I was shocked he didn't call it the "Model XY".
#IncelCamino #XY #ModelX #ModelY #ModelXY #Musk #moron #FragileMasculinity #ToxicMasculinity
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Eddy’s Branded Cybertruck at Brooklyn Bridge Park
https://thenewleafjournal.com/eddys-branded-cybertruck-at-bbp/
I have seen several single-color Cybertrucks in the wild in Brooklyn. However, until December 20, 2024, I had never seen a company-branded Cybertruck on the road (or in this case, parked).
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Wait, so the Cybertruck Cuck offed himself in somebody else's car?
The Turo app works like Air B 'n B for cars, so some dude (definitely going to be a dude) was watching his vehicle go up in flames outside the Trump tower!
Will Elon compensate the owner for his vehicle being involved in an impromptu 'viking funeral' or just laugh and do nothing? -
I saw a Tesla Cybertruck parked at Brooklyn Bridge Park. That same week, I read a post criticizing the design of the Cybertruck and offering many unfavorable comparisons. While my sentiments about the Cybertruck's design are not too far out of step with those of the post, I had my own comparison in mind. When I see a Cybertruck, I think of the first car racing game I owned: Virtua Racing Deluxe for the Sega 32X.
https://thenewleafjournal.com/musing-about-tesla-cybertruck-at-brooklyn-bridge-park/
#NYC #Brooklyn #BrooklynBridgePark #Tesla #Cybertruck #Photography #VideoGames #RetroGames #Sega32X
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Stupid fucks, GEICO's still gonna cover your Cybertruck!
Geico insists it ‘has coverage’ for the Cybertruck after owners complain of dropped policies
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Geico updating their app to remove all those Cybertrucks.
😂🤣😂
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Another #Tesla nightmare: #GEICO will no longer insure the #Cybertruck. The company is informing policyholders that the vehicle "doesn't meet our underwriting standards." https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.torquenews.com/11826/geico-terminating-insurance-coverage-tesla-cybertrucks-says-type-vehicle-doesnt-meet-our/amp
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CW: Kardyrov, Ukraine
#Kardyrov's #cybertruck technical is a perfect metaphor for his #Akhmat "elite" unit. Great for unhinged Twitter videos, but completely useless in an actual fight.
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Watch "See Which Electric Truck Can Power The Most Tools | In Depth" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/Nx0peUYs7TU?si=iisaXWv5fGtNcIBh#NowYouKnow #InDepth #Ford #Rivian #Tesla #cybertruck #F150Lightning #R1T #ElectricTools #Outlets #EV
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draft - car ideas -
modern cars with front bench seat, maybe like the 2000s era Toyota Avalon where the back of the middle seat could be switched down to have an arm rest + center console.
And I don't even need it to really use the middle seat itself.
It's more about the leg room. When parked, if I just wanna chill for a bit, I can easily stretch out my legs to the right.
So then, even if it's not a bench seat, at least do something give us more cars where the front is like the cybertruck:
Even though it's not a front bench seat, you get the same amount of open space leg room as if it were. I.e., in the cybertruck, the front is completely open space, but it still has a center console. It just doesn't block you off completely. It's open down to the ground.
#cars
#benchseat
#frontbench
#frontbenchseat
#legroom
#centerconsole
#cybertruck
#toyotaavalon
#frontbenchseats
#comfortablecars
#carideas
#cardesign
#carinterior
#openconceptcar
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Can Tesla’s Cybertruck Finally Solve Towing? Not Yet... - YouTube
https://youtu.be/go0R_VSsmGY?si=7wwZJ2XADAbVZMN8&ab_channel=EngineeringExplained
#EngineeringExplained #EV #Truck #Towing #CyberTruck #Hummer #Silverado #R1T #Range -
With #stickers, every truck[*] can be a #CyberTruck :blobfoxhyper2:
:cyber1: :cyber2: :cyber3: :cyber4: :cyber5:
[*] See also #CyberCar #CyberBike #CyberScooter etc :blobfoxwink:
