#cybertruck — Public Fediverse posts
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CBS Austin: Second child dies after crash involving Cybertruck on I-35 service road (9/15/26)
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The 10yo does this thing where he shouts "BANANA!" when he sees a bright yellow car on the road. If it's bright green, he yells "AVOCADO!"
When he sees a Tesla Cybertruck, he says "DUMPSTER!"
The kid's gonna be all right.
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The 10yo does this thing where he shouts "BANANA!" when he sees a bright yellow car on the road. If it's bright green, he yells "AVOCADO!"
When he sees a Tesla Cybertruck, he says "DUMPSTER!"
The kid's gonna be all right.
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The 10yo does this thing where he shouts "BANANA!" when he sees a bright yellow car on the road. If it's bright green, he yells "AVOCADO!"
When he sees a Tesla Cybertruck, he says "DUMPSTER!"
The kid's gonna be all right.
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The 10yo does this thing where he shouts "BANANA!" when he sees a bright yellow car on the road. If it's bright green, he yells "AVOCADO!"
When he sees a Tesla Cybertruck, he says "DUMPSTER!"
The kid's gonna be all right.
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The 10yo does this thing where he shouts "BANANA!" when he sees a bright yellow car on the road. If it's bright green, he yells "AVOCADO!"
When he sees a Tesla Cybertruck, he says "DUMPSTER!"
The kid's gonna be all right.
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CHP RESPONDS TO CRASH OFF 33 HIGHWAY SUNDAY MORNING:
The CHP Ventura Office issued the following report and pictures concerning a vehicle crash response that began at 11:42am off the 33 Highway in Ventura Sunday morning, September 6 of 2026.
"Today, Ventura Communications Center (VCC) received reports of a traffic crash involving a Tesla Cybertruck into a ravine, in the area of SR-33 at Casitas Vista Road.
CHP Ventura Officers and Ventura County Fire responded. The driver was safely extricated and transported with minor injuries.For reasons still under investigation the Tesla veered off the roadway, crashing into a vegetation embankment on the right shoulder. At the time of the crash, the roadway was wet.
With the rainy season coming up ahead, we remind you that wet roads reduce tire traction, limit vehicle control, and increase stopping distances. Slow down, leave extra space between vehicles, use your headlights, and avoid sudden braking, acceleration, or steering.
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CHP RESPONDS TO CRASH OFF 33 HIGHWAY SUNDAY MORNING:
The CHP Ventura Office issued the following report and pictures concerning a vehicle crash response that began at 11:42am off the 33 Highway in Ventura Sunday morning, September 6 of 2026.
"Today, Ventura Communications Center (VCC) received reports of a traffic crash involving a Tesla Cybertruck into a ravine, in the area of SR-33 at Casitas Vista Road.
CHP Ventura Officers and Ventura County Fire responded. The driver was safely extricated and transported with minor injuries.For reasons still under investigation the Tesla veered off the roadway, crashing into a vegetation embankment on the right shoulder. At the time of the crash, the roadway was wet.
With the rainy season coming up ahead, we remind you that wet roads reduce tire traction, limit vehicle control, and increase stopping distances. Slow down, leave extra space between vehicles, use your headlights, and avoid sudden braking, acceleration, or steering.
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CHP RESPONDS TO CRASH OFF 33 HIGHWAY SUNDAY MORNING:
The CHP Ventura Office issued the following report and pictures concerning a vehicle crash response that began at 11:42am off the 33 Highway in Ventura Sunday morning, September 6 of 2026.
"Today, Ventura Communications Center (VCC) received reports of a traffic crash involving a Tesla Cybertruck into a ravine, in the area of SR-33 at Casitas Vista Road.
CHP Ventura Officers and Ventura County Fire responded. The driver was safely extricated and transported with minor injuries.For reasons still under investigation the Tesla veered off the roadway, crashing into a vegetation embankment on the right shoulder. At the time of the crash, the roadway was wet.
With the rainy season coming up ahead, we remind you that wet roads reduce tire traction, limit vehicle control, and increase stopping distances. Slow down, leave extra space between vehicles, use your headlights, and avoid sudden braking, acceleration, or steering.
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CHP RESPONDS TO CRASH OFF 33 HIGHWAY SUNDAY MORNING:
The CHP Ventura Office issued the following report and pictures concerning a vehicle crash response that began at 11:42am off the 33 Highway in Ventura Sunday morning, September 6 of 2026.
"Today, Ventura Communications Center (VCC) received reports of a traffic crash involving a Tesla Cybertruck into a ravine, in the area of SR-33 at Casitas Vista Road.
CHP Ventura Officers and Ventura County Fire responded. The driver was safely extricated and transported with minor injuries.For reasons still under investigation the Tesla veered off the roadway, crashing into a vegetation embankment on the right shoulder. At the time of the crash, the roadway was wet.
With the rainy season coming up ahead, we remind you that wet roads reduce tire traction, limit vehicle control, and increase stopping distances. Slow down, leave extra space between vehicles, use your headlights, and avoid sudden braking, acceleration, or steering.
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CHP RESPONDS TO CRASH OFF 33 HIGHWAY SUNDAY MORNING:
The CHP Ventura Office issued the following report and pictures concerning a vehicle crash response that began at 11:42am off the 33 Highway in Ventura Sunday morning, September 6 of 2026.
"Today, Ventura Communications Center (VCC) received reports of a traffic crash involving a Tesla Cybertruck into a ravine, in the area of SR-33 at Casitas Vista Road.
CHP Ventura Officers and Ventura County Fire responded. The driver was safely extricated and transported with minor injuries.For reasons still under investigation the Tesla veered off the roadway, crashing into a vegetation embankment on the right shoulder. At the time of the crash, the roadway was wet.
With the rainy season coming up ahead, we remind you that wet roads reduce tire traction, limit vehicle control, and increase stopping distances. Slow down, leave extra space between vehicles, use your headlights, and avoid sudden braking, acceleration, or steering.
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I have had a dream that Ford was manufacturing a small truck version of the Fiero which was very prone to catching on fire, even more so than the car. But despite the frequent fires, it was seen as a more practical and affordable alternative to the Cybertruck. The fires were spontaneous, no need for rear-end collisions like the Pinto. Fact-checking my dream, I now realize that the Fiero was actually perpetrated by General Motors under the Pontiac brand.
#CyberTruck #Fiero #fire #dream #Jung -
I have had a dream that Ford was manufacturing a small truck version of the Fiero which was very prone to catching on fire, even more so than the car. But despite the frequent fires, it was seen as a more practical and affordable alternative to the Cybertruck. The fires were spontaneous, no need for rear-end collisions like the Pinto. Fact-checking my dream, I now realize that the Fiero was actually perpetrated by General Motors under the Pontiac brand.
#CyberTruck #Fiero #fire #dream #Jung -
What the fuck #Toyota !? We all have seen the abomination of a #car #Cybertruck . So why take inspiration from it when you did #BZ4X ? Why??
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Tesla Cybertruck trade-ins reveal a steep depreciation of up to 40% within 18 months, surprising many early owners. Despite financial losses, some remain loyal due to strong emotional ties. Tesla’s new policy highlights market challenges and growing competition in the EV pickup segment.
#Tesla #Cybertruck #EV #ElectricVehicles #Depreciation #TradeIn #ElectricTrucks #MarketTrends #EVMarket #TeslaNews #PickupTrucks #ElectricPickup #TECHi
Read Full Article Here : - https://www.techi.com/tesla-cybertruck-trade-in-value-depreciation/
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Musk: "When you have a conflict with another car, your cybertruck will win every time."
Daimler:
Cybertruck Split In Two By Mercedes G-Class In Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHz8hehNN2g#Musk #Cybertruck #Accident #Mercedes #CrumblngZone #Physics #ImpactForces #StreetSafety #CarStandards #CarIndustry #SafetyFeatures #GallowsHumor
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#HawkTuah girl would be the perfect spokesperson for the #cybertruck. Both her audience and cybertruck's audience are simps.
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnfshq54u5eoyuwp4bt5uepb/post/3lgttpagquk26 -
Elon Musks #Cybertruck: "Wenig überraschend kam heraus, dass der optische Multipla unter den E-Autos weder kugelsicher noch bereit für bestimmte Extremsituationen geeignet ist - besonders das Gerücht um die Kugelsicherheit darf als "lebensgefährlicher Unsinn" betrachtet werden. Kriegsverbrecher wie den tschetschenischen Machthaber Ramsan #Kadyrow hält das dennoch nicht davon ab, mit seinem modifizierten Cyberbeast zu posieren. Dabei ist der erste "echte" Militär-Cybertruck erst in Entwicklung."
https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000233866/cybertrucks-fuer-den-krieg-neue-modelle-sollen-apokalypsetauglich-sein -
The problems Cybertruck apparently has at the car wash remind me of those “No Fiero” signs you’d see at car washes well into the 1990s.
The Pontiac Fiero was an early user of plastic body panels, and apparently they’d pop off or get cracked in automatic car washes. Car washes didn’t want to hassle about liability for damage, so they banned them
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The problems Cybertruck apparently has at the car wash remind me of those “No Fiero” signs you’d see at car washes well into the 1990s.
The Pontiac Fiero was an early user of plastic body panels, and apparently they’d pop off or get cracked in automatic car washes. Car washes didn’t want to hassle about liability for damage, so they banned them
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The problems Cybertruck apparently has at the car wash remind me of those “No Fiero” signs you’d see at car washes well into the 1990s.
The Pontiac Fiero was an early user of plastic body panels, and apparently they’d pop off or get cracked in automatic car washes. Car washes didn’t want to hassle about liability for damage, so they banned them
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The problems Cybertruck apparently has at the car wash remind me of those “No Fiero” signs you’d see at car washes well into the 1990s.
The Pontiac Fiero was an early user of plastic body panels, and apparently they’d pop off or get cracked in automatic car washes. Car washes didn’t want to hassle about liability for damage, so they banned them
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The problems Cybertruck apparently has at the car wash remind me of those “No Fiero” signs you’d see at car washes well into the 1990s.
The Pontiac Fiero was an early user of plastic body panels, and apparently they’d pop off or get cracked in automatic car washes. Car washes didn’t want to hassle about liability for damage, so they banned them
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So that your #CyberTruck can #TellYou #IT's #TryingToKillYou...?
#GoodCall...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 💀🦹🧟🦄🧟🦹💀
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The #Fugly #CyberTruck is really just a test to weed out the #LeonSkum fanboys from the rest of us.
Its a #Koolaid test. Or the admisson fee for the #Cult
Love the weird #Ugly truck and refuse to call out what an #eyesore it is and you are a #TrueBeliever
