#cybertruck — Public Fediverse posts
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The 10yo does this thing where he shouts "BANANA!" when he sees a bright yellow car on the road. If it's bright green, he yells "AVOCADO!"
When he sees a Tesla Cybertruck, he says "DUMPSTER!"
The kid's gonna be all right.
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CBS Austin: 9-year-old girl dies after crash involving Cybertruck on I-35 service road
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3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now Sells a $3,500 Battery Shield Upgrade.
3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now... #cybertruck #safety #nhtsa #corruption #regulatory-capture -
The Tesla Coffin, a new level of terror.
Reading that and trying to understand the people in charge of design, its beyond comprehension.
"... the heavy door will not stay open (up) ... "
To get out of your burning car you just have to defeat a drunk wrestling star.
Lift him over your head, and grab a rope.....
#tesla #techBro #crime #death #unalive #nazi #coup #cybertruck
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CHP RESPONDS TO CRASH OFF 33 HIGHWAY SUNDAY MORNING:
The CHP Ventura Office issued the following report and pictures concerning a vehicle crash response that began at 11:42am off the 33 Highway in Ventura Sunday morning, September 6 of 2026.
"Today, Ventura Communications Center (VCC) received reports of a traffic crash involving a Tesla Cybertruck into a ravine, in the area of SR-33 at Casitas Vista Road.
CHP Ventura Officers and Ventura County Fire responded. The driver was safely extricated and transported with minor injuries.For reasons still under investigation the Tesla veered off the roadway, crashing into a vegetation embankment on the right shoulder. At the time of the crash, the roadway was wet.
With the rainy season coming up ahead, we remind you that wet roads reduce tire traction, limit vehicle control, and increase stopping distances. Slow down, leave extra space between vehicles, use your headlights, and avoid sudden braking, acceleration, or steering.
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Qu’est-ce qu’un wankpanzer vient foutre à Écublens. Aucune chance que cette merde soit homologable en Suisse (il avait une plaque verte?) #tesla #cybertruck #WankPanzer #BordelDeChiottes
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Unhappy to hear that the parents of a student at my daughter's high school have bought their child a cybertruck, which the child, sometimes sporting a MAGA cap, now drives to school every day.
Image: A Tesla Cybertruck sitting in a hardware store parking lot in Ripon, California -- TaurusEmerald -- https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ -- Wikimedia Commons
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Print edition of The Onion continues to be a shining beacon of truth. #fuckelon #cybertruck #tesla
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what happened to all the people who used to post that Tesla Cybertrucks catch on fire, or the stainless steel body rusts ?
where did all those people go ?
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In case people aren’t laughing at you enough for owning a #Wankpanzer
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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians.
Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims... #cybertruck #safety #lameasstruck -
#Kofferfisch #Auto #DeepOrange17 von #BMW soll mehr #Energie erzeugen als verbrauchen. Erinnert etwas an den #Tesla #Cybertruck - FOCUS online
Kofferfisch-Auto Deep Orange 17 soll mehr Energie erzeugen als verbrauchen - FOCUS online https://share.google/HxkzEWoTHs3WGM0g9 -
#AOL:
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History Repeating? How The Tesla Cybertruck Became The-Modern Day Edsel-Sized Flop
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"The respected outlet, Bloomberg, recently ran a piece labeling the Tesla Cybertruck "the Edsel of the EV era," and we have to admit, we're having trouble poking holes in that comparison. .."https://www.aol.com/articles/history-repeating-tesla-cybertruck-became-171314000.html
11.8.2026
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion/117050957353860279
There are a whole lot of fascists running small businesses. Any company with a wrap on a #Cybertruck is a good start.
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Review: Meta Glasses — Finally, a Cybertruck for My Dumb, Mouth-Breather Face
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Tesla Cybertruck Fail 🤡 #Musk #Cybertruck #fail
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Évacuation d'urgence des astronautes : SpaceX troque les blindés anti-mines contre des Cybertruck
https://mac4ever.com/197476
#Mac4Ever #CyberTruck #Tesla -
For those always raining hate on the #Tesla #Cybertruck, I’d like to point out that the new #Toyota #Hilux #EV is rubbish in comparison, in every single way. The #Isuzu #DMax is no better. Even the much more affordable #KGM #Musso outclasses them for most things.
So while I realise there’s probably a certain herd fun to laughing at the stainless steel beast, it quite simply is the best of its class, by quite a margin, bar perhaps Rivian.
I say that as someone who despises of Elon’s antics.
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The Register: NASA puts astronauts’ lives in the hands of Tesla’s flaky Cybertruck
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I miss the days when the #Cybertruck was new and everyone was like, "Hey look, a shed."
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If the same people who brought us the #cybertruck are going to be the ones to bring us "The Evil #AI That Takes Over The World," then all we need are some water guns or spray bottles (cups or buckets will be fine too), and we're fine.
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My new video is up!
In this one I talk about the deluge of bad news that Elon Musk has endured this past week. Feels like there's been a calamitous story for him every single day, so I had to do a video.
If you enjoy the video, please hit the like button. This helps us tiny creators out a ton. Thank you!
#YouTube #Tesla #SpaceX #ElonMusk #Grok #Cybertruck #Investing #Technology #Tech
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Every year I live is a year closer to seeing a #MonsterTruck crush a #Cybertruck
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Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail.
Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake,... #cybertruck #tesla #boatmode #swastikar -
Tesla is shaking up the electric truck world this morning with a massive pricing overhaul for the Cybertruck! 📐⚡️
The biggest news? A brand-new Dual-Motor AWD entry-level variant just dropped at $59,990. This is the most affordable Cybertruck to date, bridging the gap for those who wanted a dual-motor setup without the $80k+ price tag.
#Tesla #Cybertruck #Cyberbeast #ElonMusk #EVNews #ElectricTruck #TeslaGram #FutureOfDriving
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Tesla Cybertruck flop proves costly for one supplier
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Analyytikot: Tesla Cybertruck on täydellinen epäonnistuminen - myynti ei vastannut läheskään ennakoitua
Lisäksi Elon Muskin lempiauton myynti on laskenut entisestään vuonna 2025, vaikka jo vuoden 2024 myyntiluvut jäivät kauas tavoitteista.
https://dawn.fi/uutiset/2025/12/14/tesla-cybertruck-on-ollut-valtava-floppi
#cybertruck #tesla #elonmusk #uutiset #autot #liikenne #sähköauto
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What the fuck #Toyota !? We all have seen the abomination of a #car #Cybertruck . So why take inspiration from it when you did #BZ4X ? Why??
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Tesla Cybertruck trade-ins reveal a steep depreciation of up to 40% within 18 months, surprising many early owners. Despite financial losses, some remain loyal due to strong emotional ties. Tesla’s new policy highlights market challenges and growing competition in the EV pickup segment.
#Tesla #Cybertruck #EV #ElectricVehicles #Depreciation #TradeIn #ElectricTrucks #MarketTrends #EVMarket #TeslaNews #PickupTrucks #ElectricPickup #TECHi
Read Full Article Here : - https://www.techi.com/tesla-cybertruck-trade-in-value-depreciation/
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and another thing. please don't put in the paper that 28 children laughed at me
#tesla #cybertruck #swasticar #swastikar #lol #lmao #lulz #elonmusk #antielonmusk #antinazi #antizionist #ausgov #politas
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Musk: "When you have a conflict with another car, your cybertruck will win every time."
Daimler:
Cybertruck Split In Two By Mercedes G-Class In Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHz8hehNN2g#Musk #Cybertruck #Accident #Mercedes #CrumblngZone #Physics #ImpactForces #StreetSafety #CarStandards #CarIndustry #SafetyFeatures #GallowsHumor
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Cybertrucks are Flying Apart! Tesla Car Fails the Wile E. Coyote Test - HTTAY 122 Matt
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CW: Probably AI generated photo of burning Tesla
@Viss @inquiline Yep, I'm going to say it is something burning over the border.
Unrelated, article about a Cybertruck fire in Texas in the papers there, ha ha.
#flaming #cybertruck
https://www.elimparcial.com/locurioso/2024/08/31/cybertruck-de-tesla-se-incendia-tras-chocar-con-hidrante-de-agua-y-mojarse/ -
#funny #tesla #cybertruck reel by #DavidAttenborough #AI
"Here we see #Cybertruck formed a peculiar #symbiotic relationship w/ larger #flatbed #trailer species. Evolutionarily disadvantaged, Cybertruck has come up w/ #clever way to transport itself long distances. By attaching itself to flatbed trailer, Cybertruck can reliably move about w/o risking injury to its fragile #exoskeleton or internal organs. What the flatbed trailer gets in return for this #kindness, #science has yet to #discover."
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Chatty #SitecoreLunch today! Discussed:
🚗 Car ads
🏖️ Holiday pay
📐 #Cybertruck
🍳 Hotel breakfasts
📦 #SitecoreCourier
🏅 Sponsorship levels
↗️ #SitecoreXMCloud redirects
📱 #SitecoreCDP on mobile apps
🍎 #SitecoreSYM vegetarian food
⚡ #SitecorePowerShellExtensionsSee you same time next week! 🥪🥗
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draft - if this chunky area in green could be removed for open space, that would be preferable
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Tesla’s “Apocalypse-Proof” Cybertruck Involved in Accident Near Beverly Hills Hotel
#LocalNews #News #BeverlyHills #BeverlyHillsHotel #Cybertruck #ElonMusk #Tesla -
Tesla Cybertruck: Elektro-Pickup startet jetzt, 50% teurer als gedacht #Tesla #Cybertruck #Cyberbeast #Launch #Preis #Verfügbarkeit #Reichweite https://winfuture.de/news,139892.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
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Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a music video for #FrontLineAssembly’s #TheBlade? Also the version of the track here is really different from the version on the album #TacticalNeuralImplant! Still one for anyone who loves #vocoders.
This track and #FinalImpact from the same album are the definitive ones to play when riding around in a #Tesla #Cybertruck
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I don't know what all the fuss is about. But we're already using an electric Pickup Truck in our vineyards. It's even solar powered. And it's red!
Take that Tesla!
#neusiedlersee #NeusiedlerseeDAC #Gols #vineyard #weingarten #sustainable #nachhaltig #solarenergy #Solarbetrieben #Tesla #cybertruck
