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  1. …fossils were well-known on the Discworld, great spiralled shells and badly-constructed creatures that were left over from the time when the Creator hadn’t really decided what He wanted to make and was, as it were, just idly messing around with the Pleistocene.
    (Equal Rites)

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  2. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it’s not murder if you do it for a god). (Small Gods)

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  3. FWhen Nobby had gone Vimes reached behind the desk and picked up a faded copy of Twurp’s Peerage or, as he personally thought of it, the guide to the criminal classes. You wouldn’t find slum dwellers in these pages, but you would find their landlords. And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions. (Feet of Clay)

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  4. A flash of inspiration struck him with all the force and brilliance that ideas have when they’re travelling through beer. (Last Continent)

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  5. The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.
    (Sourcery)

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  6. “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”
    (Good Omens)

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  7. Making history, it turned out, was quite easy. It was what got written down. It was as simple as that.
    (Jingo)

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  8. ‘...and then Jack chopped down the beanstalk, adding murder and ecological vandalism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, but he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you’re a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.’
    (Hogfather)

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  9. Lancrastians liked clocks, although they didn't bother much about actual time in any length much shorter than an hour. If you needed to boil an egg, you sang fifteen verse of 'Where Had All The Custard Gone?' under your breath. But the tick was a comfort on long evenings. (Carpe Jugulum)

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  10. Bishops move diagonally. That’s why they often turn up where the kings don’t expect them to be. (Small Gods)

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  11. CW: Introduction post with lots of hashtags

    New server, new #Introduction, I guess

    I'm an #ActuallyAutistic #Queer person in #Edinburgh, #Scotland. I usually post about my interests or random thoughts in my head. I also often complain about technology around me. I also like to read about sustainability. Trying to keep my #HousePlants alive.

    What you should know is I'm lactose intolerant. So please keep dairy away from my feed, haha.

    I like watching #SciFi ( #StarTrek, #StarGate, #DoctorWho, and others), but I also like #MurderMystery. If you don't want to be murdered, don't go to Cabot Cove ( #MurderSheWrote). Occasionally I watch some #musical.

    I try to get better at Go ( #weiqi, #baduk)

    For games I usually play on my #NintendoSwitch (casual gamer - #MarioKart, #AnimalCrossing, #MarioParty, main series of #Mario, #Splatoon, #WarioGames, and more) and #BoardGames (a casual fan - I genuinely enjoy playing #Cluedo and #Munchkin. I also enjoy #Fluxx, #GiveMeTheBrain, #Scrabble, #TheSettlersOfCatan, Pandemic (that hashtag would be confusing), #ExplodingKittens, #Dixit, and more)

    #TheHobbit is still my favourite book, but I also like #MissMarple, #Poirot, and #SherlockHolmes. #TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy series is great. So is #Discworld by #TerryPratchett. Enjoyed #EarthSea series.

    I like to drink #Tea, especially #GreenTea. Enjoy animated shows like #Daria, #Amphibia, #TheOwlHouse, #ScoobyDoo, #GravityFalls, #BobsBurgers, #SpyXFamily, #InvaderZim, #DuckTales, #AvatarTheLastAirbender, old #TheSimpsons, #SpongeBob, and others

    Occasionally watch some #KDrama

    Fan of #sriracha

    For geeks:
    Second hand #ThinkPad user running #FreeBSD with #XFCE. Web browsing in #Librewolf and #links2. #Tabs over #Spaces and I use nano.

  12. Books finished in 2026:

    32. Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett (1992)
    31. Escape From Freedom by Erich Fromm (1941)
    30. Walking With The Comrades by Arundhati Roy (2011)
    29. Wild Seed by Octavia E Butler (1980)
    28. Ready Player Two by Ernest Cline (2020)
    27. The Last Hero: A Discworld Fable by Terry Pratchett (2001)
    26. Revolutionary Suicide by Huey P Newton with J Herman Blake (1973)
    25. The Body Snatchers by Jack Finney (1955)
    24. Granny Made Me An Anarchist by Stuart Christie (2004)
    23. The Day of The Triffids by John Wyndham (1951)
    22. Soledad Brother: The Prison Letters of George Jackson (1970)
    21. Secolo Nuovo: Or the Times of Promise, A Novel by Fulvia Ferrari (2021)
    20. Socialism: Utopian and Scientific by Friedrich Engels (1880)
    19. Working Class History: Everyday Acts of Resistance and Rebellion by Working Class History (2020)
    18. The Diary of a Drug Fiend by Aleister Crowley (1922)
    17. Small Gods by Terry Pratchett (1992)
    16. The Red and The Black by Stendhal (1830)
    15. The Book of Sand (1975) and Shakespeare’s Memory (1983) by Jorge Luis Borges
    14. Anarchist Feminists In The Philippines From Etniko Bandido (~2016)
    13. The Unseen by Nanni Balestrini (1989)
    12. Handbook of Revolutionary Warfare: A Guide to the Armed Phase of the African Revolution by Kwame Nkrumah (1968)
    11. Rights of Man by Thomas Paine (1792)
    10. Ready Player One by Ernest Cline (2011)
    9. Lair of the White Worm by Bram Stoker (1911)
    8. Blue Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson (1996)
    7. Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett (1991)
    6. The Nation On No Map: Black Anarchism and Abolition by William C Anderson (2023)
    5. baedan - journal of queer nihilism - issue one (2012)
    4. Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson (1992)
    3. They Will Beat The Memory Out Of Us: Forcing Nonviolence on Forgetful Movements by Peter Gelderloos (2024)
    2. It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis (1935)
    1. Rainbows End by Vernor Vinge (2006)

    Discworld number 14, Witches series number 4.

    Enjoyable as always though not my favorite series in Discworld. I still like Death the most followed by the Wizards series. I just started Men At Arms so am not yet sure where to place the City Watch vs. Witches.

    I've read them all in order so far except for the stand alone graphic novel The Last Hero which I found in a used book store not long ago.

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  13. ‘Yes, but humans are more important than animals,’ said Brutha.
    ‘This is a point of view often expressed by humans,’ said Om. (Small Gods)

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  14. ‘And is he a fair and just ruler?’
    Carding thought about it. The Patrician’s spy network was said to be superb. ‘I would say,’ he said carefully, ‘that he is unfair and unjust, but scrupulously even-handed. He is unfair and unjust to everyone, without fear or favour’.
    (Sourcery)

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  15. …in the house of Death there is no time but the present. (There was, of course, a present before the present now, but that was also the present. It was just an older one.)
    (Reaper Man)

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  16. 'You've never been musical, Dean,' said Ridcully. 'It's one of your good points.' (Soul Music)

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  17. Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people. (Lords and Ladies)He had in fact been raised to be a Fool, a man whose job it was to caper and tell jokes and have custard poured down his trousers. This had naturally given him a grave and solemn approach to life and a grim determination never to laugh at anything ever again, especially in the presence of custard. (Lords and Ladies)

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  18. Parents were never young. They were merely waiting to become Parents. (Soul Music)

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  19. There was plenty of flat ground in the Ramtops. The problem was that nearly all of it was vertical.
    (Wyrd Sisters)

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  20. “When you've made up your mind to shout out who you are to the world, it's a relief to know, that you can do it in a whisper.”

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  21. ‘I think maybe I’d better make you up the cure for drinking too much beer, mate.’
    ‘What’s the cure?’
    ‘More beer.’ (Last Continent)

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  22. Nanny Ogg sent a number of cards home to her family, not a single one of which got back before she did. This is traditional, and happens everywhere in the universe.
    (Witches Abroad)

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  23. ... evil might come animal sharp in the night or greyly by day on a list ... (Carpe Jugulum)

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  24. ‘Luck is my middle name,’ said Rincewind, indistinctly. ‘Mind you, my first name is Bad.’ (Interesting Times)

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  25. ‘It’s never happened before.’
    ‘Lots of things have never happened before. We’re only born once.’
    (Equal Rites)

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