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  1. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find…
    (Sourcery)

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  2. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find…
    (Sourcery)

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  3. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find…
    (Sourcery)

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  4. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find…
    (Sourcery)

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  5. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find…
    (Sourcery)

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  6. It was hard enough to kill a vampire. You could stake them down and turn them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the wrong place and guess who’s back? They returned more times than raw broccoli. (Feet of Clay)

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  7. It was hard enough to kill a vampire. You could stake them down and turn them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the wrong place and guess who’s back? They returned more times than raw broccoli. (Feet of Clay)

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  8. It was hard enough to kill a vampire. You could stake them down and turn them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the wrong place and guess who’s back? They returned more times than raw broccoli. (Feet of Clay)

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  9. It was hard enough to kill a vampire. You could stake them down and turn them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the wrong place and guess who’s back? They returned more times than raw broccoli. (Feet of Clay)

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  10. It was hard enough to kill a vampire. You could stake them down and turn them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the wrong place and guess who’s back? They returned more times than raw broccoli. (Feet of Clay)

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  11. Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beermug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. (Maskerade)

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  12. Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beermug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. (Maskerade)

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  13. Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beermug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. (Maskerade)

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  14. Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beermug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. (Maskerade)

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  15. Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beermug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. (Maskerade)

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  16. Queen as _Good Omens_ Says
    (a true story)

    Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett note in passing that any tape left in a glove compartment for a sufficiently long time becomes a recording of Queen.
    Very true: I am a witness.

    A cassette tape player stood forgotten and untouched for many weeks, if not months, on a table.
    Then in front of my eyes the cat walked over it.
    She stepped on ‘play’ and Roger Taylor's voice came out:
    “Kind of think I’ve heard that line before
    Just more
    More of that jazz”

    <youtu.be/-vcOwUT4v5U?t=144>

    #BlackCat
    #GoodOmens
    #LifeProvesArt
    #NeilGaiman
    #Queen
    #RogerTaylor
    #TerryPratchett
    #TrueStory

  17. Queen as _Good Omens_ Says
    (a true story)

    Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett note in passing that any tape left in a glove compartment for a sufficiently long time becomes a recording of Queen.
    Very true: I am a witness.

    A cassette tape player stood forgotten and untouched for many weeks, if not months, on a table.
    Then in front of my eyes the cat walked over it.
    She stepped on ‘play’ and Roger Taylor's voice came out:
    “Kind of think I’ve heard that line before
    Just more
    More of that jazz”

    <youtu.be/-vcOwUT4v5U?t=144>

    #BlackCat
    #GoodOmens
    #LifeProvesArt
    #NeilGaiman
    #Queen
    #RogerTaylor
    #TerryPratchett
    #TrueStory

  18. Queen as _Good Omens_ Says
    (a true story)

    Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett note in passing that any tape left in a glove compartment for a sufficiently long time becomes a recording of Queen.
    Very true: I am a witness.

    A cassette tape player stood forgotten and untouched for many weeks, if not months, on a table.
    Then in front of my eyes the cat walked over it.
    She stepped on ‘play’ and Roger Taylor's voice came out:
    “Kind of think I’ve heard that line before
    Just more
    More of that jazz”

    <youtu.be/-vcOwUT4v5U?t=144>

    #BlackCat
    #GoodOmens
    #LifeProvesArt
    #NeilGaiman
    #Queen
    #RogerTaylor
    #TerryPratchett
    #TrueStory

  19. Queen as _Good Omens_ Says
    (a true story)

    Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett note in passing that any tape left in a glove compartment for a sufficiently long time becomes a recording of Queen.
    Very true: I am a witness.

    A cassette tape player stood forgotten and untouched for many weeks, if not months, on a table.
    Then in front of my eyes the cat walked over it.
    She stepped on ‘play’ and Roger Taylor's voice came out:
    “Kind of think I’ve heard that line before
    Just more
    More of that jazz”

    <youtu.be/-vcOwUT4v5U?t=144>

    #BlackCat
    #GoodOmens
    #LifeProvesArt
    #NeilGaiman
    #Queen
    #RogerTaylor
    #TerryPratchett
    #TrueStory

  20. Queen as _Good Omens_ Says
    (a true story)

    Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett note in passing that any tape left in a glove compartment for a sufficiently long time becomes a recording of Queen.
    Very true: I am a witness.

    A cassette tape player stood forgotten and untouched for many weeks, if not months, on a table.
    Then in front of my eyes the cat walked over it.
    She stepped on ‘play’ and Roger Taylor's voice came out:
    “Kind of think I’ve heard that line before
    Just more
    More of that jazz”

    <youtu.be/-vcOwUT4v5U?t=144>

    #BlackCat
    #GoodOmens
    #LifeProvesArt
    #NeilGaiman
    #Queen
    #RogerTaylor
    #TerryPratchett
    #TrueStory

  21. 'What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn.' (Lords and Ladies)

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  22. 'What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn.' (Lords and Ladies)

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  23. 'What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn.' (Lords and Ladies)

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  24. 'What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn.' (Lords and Ladies)

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  25. 'What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn.' (Lords and Ladies)

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  26. ‘If you kill me a thousand will take my place,’ said the man, who was now backed against the wall.
    ‘Yes,’ said Cohen, in a reasonable tone of voice, ‘but that isn’t the point is it? The point is, you’ll be dead.’
    (The Light Fantastic)

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  27. ‘If you kill me a thousand will take my place,’ said the man, who was now backed against the wall.
    ‘Yes,’ said Cohen, in a reasonable tone of voice, ‘but that isn’t the point is it? The point is, you’ll be dead.’
    (The Light Fantastic)

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  28. ‘If you kill me a thousand will take my place,’ said the man, who was now backed against the wall.
    ‘Yes,’ said Cohen, in a reasonable tone of voice, ‘but that isn’t the point is it? The point is, you’ll be dead.’
    (The Light Fantastic)

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  29. ‘If you kill me a thousand will take my place,’ said the man, who was now backed against the wall.
    ‘Yes,’ said Cohen, in a reasonable tone of voice, ‘but that isn’t the point is it? The point is, you’ll be dead.’
    (The Light Fantastic)

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  30. ‘If you kill me a thousand will take my place,’ said the man, who was now backed against the wall.
    ‘Yes,’ said Cohen, in a reasonable tone of voice, ‘but that isn’t the point is it? The point is, you’ll be dead.’
    (The Light Fantastic)

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  31. IT IS BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE, ALBERT.
    ‘No, master, it’s just a lot more expensive.’
    (Hogfather)

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  32. IT IS BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE, ALBERT.
    ‘No, master, it’s just a lot more expensive.’
    (Hogfather)

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  33. IT IS BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE, ALBERT.
    ‘No, master, it’s just a lot more expensive.’
    (Hogfather)

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  34. IT IS BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE, ALBERT.
    ‘No, master, it’s just a lot more expensive.’
    (Hogfather)

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  35. IT IS BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE, ALBERT.
    ‘No, master, it’s just a lot more expensive.’
    (Hogfather)

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  36. Magrat peered around timidly. Here and there on the moor were huge standing stones, their origins lost in time, which were said to lead mobile and private lives of their own. She shivered.
    ‘What’s to be afraid of?’ she managed.
    ‘Us,’ said Granny Weatherwax, smugly.
    (Wyrd Sisters)

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  37. Magrat peered around timidly. Here and there on the moor were huge standing stones, their origins lost in time, which were said to lead mobile and private lives of their own. She shivered.
    ‘What’s to be afraid of?’ she managed.
    ‘Us,’ said Granny Weatherwax, smugly.
    (Wyrd Sisters)

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  38. Magrat peered around timidly. Here and there on the moor were huge standing stones, their origins lost in time, which were said to lead mobile and private lives of their own. She shivered.
    ‘What’s to be afraid of?’ she managed.
    ‘Us,’ said Granny Weatherwax, smugly.
    (Wyrd Sisters)

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  39. Magrat peered around timidly. Here and there on the moor were huge standing stones, their origins lost in time, which were said to lead mobile and private lives of their own. She shivered.
    ‘What’s to be afraid of?’ she managed.
    ‘Us,’ said Granny Weatherwax, smugly.
    (Wyrd Sisters)

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  40. Magrat peered around timidly. Here and there on the moor were huge standing stones, their origins lost in time, which were said to lead mobile and private lives of their own. She shivered.
    ‘What’s to be afraid of?’ she managed.
    ‘Us,’ said Granny Weatherwax, smugly.
    (Wyrd Sisters)

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  41. Geography consisted of the flora of the Sto Plains1, chief exports of the Sto Plains2, and the fauna of the Sto Plains3.
    1 Cabbages.
    2 Cabbages.
    3 Anything that ate cabbages and didn’t mind not having any friends. (Soul Music)

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  42. Geography consisted of the flora of the Sto Plains1, chief exports of the Sto Plains2, and the fauna of the Sto Plains3.
    1 Cabbages.
    2 Cabbages.
    3 Anything that ate cabbages and didn’t mind not having any friends. (Soul Music)

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  43. Geography consisted of the flora of the Sto Plains1, chief exports of the Sto Plains2, and the fauna of the Sto Plains3.
    1 Cabbages.
    2 Cabbages.
    3 Anything that ate cabbages and didn’t mind not having any friends. (Soul Music)

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  44. Geography consisted of the flora of the Sto Plains1, chief exports of the Sto Plains2, and the fauna of the Sto Plains3.
    1 Cabbages.
    2 Cabbages.
    3 Anything that ate cabbages and didn’t mind not having any friends. (Soul Music)

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  45. Geography consisted of the flora of the Sto Plains1, chief exports of the Sto Plains2, and the fauna of the Sto Plains3.
    1 Cabbages.
    2 Cabbages.
    3 Anything that ate cabbages and didn’t mind not having any friends. (Soul Music)

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  46. …a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
    (Guards Guards)

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  47. …a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
    (Guards Guards)

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  48. …a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
    (Guards Guards)

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  49. …a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
    (Guards Guards)

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  50. …a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
    (Guards Guards)

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  51. Arrrr, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties!

    Which #TheColourOfMagic actor played an iconic fictional pirate in a 1996 Muppet movie? And who was the pirate in question?

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  52. It is said that your life flashes before your eyes before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

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