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  1. Logic is a wonderful thing but it doesn’t always beat actual thought. (Last Continent)

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  2. Logic is a wonderful thing but it doesn’t always beat actual thought. (Last Continent)

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  3. Logic is a wonderful thing but it doesn’t always beat actual thought. (Last Continent)

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  4. Logic is a wonderful thing but it doesn’t always beat actual thought. (Last Continent)

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  5. Logic is a wonderful thing but it doesn’t always beat actual thought. (Last Continent)

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  6. Albert grunted. ‘Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?’
    Mort thought for a moment.
    ‘No,’ he said eventually, ‘what?’
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, ‘Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve ‘em right.’
    (Mort)

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  7. Albert grunted. ‘Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?’
    Mort thought for a moment.
    ‘No,’ he said eventually, ‘what?’
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, ‘Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve ‘em right.’
    (Mort)

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  8. Albert grunted. ‘Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?’
    Mort thought for a moment.
    ‘No,’ he said eventually, ‘what?’
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, ‘Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve ‘em right.’
    (Mort)

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  9. Albert grunted. ‘Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?’
    Mort thought for a moment.
    ‘No,’ he said eventually, ‘what?’
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, ‘Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve ‘em right.’
    (Mort)

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  10. Albert grunted. ‘Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?’
    Mort thought for a moment.
    ‘No,’ he said eventually, ‘what?’
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, ‘Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve ‘em right.’
    (Mort)

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  11. The time to start running was around about the 'e' in 'Hey you!' (Interesting Times)

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  12. The time to start running was around about the 'e' in 'Hey you!' (Interesting Times)

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  13. The time to start running was around about the 'e' in 'Hey you!' (Interesting Times)

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  14. The time to start running was around about the 'e' in 'Hey you!' (Interesting Times)

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  15. The time to start running was around about the 'e' in 'Hey you!' (Interesting Times)

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  16. ‘That’s right,’ he said. ‘We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.’ (Small Gods)
    The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote.*
    *Provided that he wasn’t poor, foreign nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous or a woman. (Small Gods)

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  17. ‘That’s right,’ he said. ‘We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.’ (Small Gods)
    The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote.*
    *Provided that he wasn’t poor, foreign nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous or a woman. (Small Gods)

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  18. ‘That’s right,’ he said. ‘We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.’ (Small Gods)
    The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote.*
    *Provided that he wasn’t poor, foreign nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous or a woman. (Small Gods)

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  19. ‘That’s right,’ he said. ‘We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.’ (Small Gods)
    The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote.*
    *Provided that he wasn’t poor, foreign nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous or a woman. (Small Gods)

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  20. ‘That’s right,’ he said. ‘We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.’ (Small Gods)
    The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote.*
    *Provided that he wasn’t poor, foreign nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous or a woman. (Small Gods)

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  21. Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn’t make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.
    (Guards Guards)

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  22. Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn’t make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.
    (Guards Guards)

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  23. Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn’t make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.
    (Guards Guards)

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  24. Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn’t make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.
    (Guards Guards)

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  25. Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn’t make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.
    (Guards Guards)

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  26. Wishing a very happy birthday to Ian Mitchell (@DiscworldShoppe) - long-time Convention guest and enterprising Emporium proprietor! We were sorry not to see you at this year's #DiscworldConvention.

    Two Emporium birthdays in a row!

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  27. Wishing a very happy birthday to Ian Mitchell (@DiscworldShoppe) - long-time Convention guest and enterprising Emporium proprietor! We were sorry not to see you at this year's #DiscworldConvention.

    Two Emporium birthdays in a row!

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  28. Wishing a very happy birthday to Ian Mitchell (@DiscworldShoppe) - long-time Convention guest and enterprising Emporium proprietor! We were sorry not to see you at this year's #DiscworldConvention.

    Two Emporium birthdays in a row!

    #Discworld #TerryPratchett #DiscworldBirthday

  29. Wishing a very happy birthday to Ian Mitchell (@DiscworldShoppe) - long-time Convention guest and enterprising Emporium proprietor! We were sorry not to see you at this year's #DiscworldConvention.

    Two Emporium birthdays in a row!

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  30. In the Ramtops village where they dance the real Morris dance, for example, they believe that no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away – until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
    (Reaper Man)

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  31. In the Ramtops village where they dance the real Morris dance, for example, they believe that no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away – until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
    (Reaper Man)

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  32. In the Ramtops village where they dance the real Morris dance, for example, they believe that no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away – until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
    (Reaper Man)

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  33. In the Ramtops village where they dance the real Morris dance, for example, they believe that no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away – until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
    (Reaper Man)

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  34. In the Ramtops village where they dance the real Morris dance, for example, they believe that no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away – until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
    (Reaper Man)

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  35. 'I can't have your subjects throwing my family over the balcony, that would never do.'
    'Good,' said Snibril.
    'I'll do it myself.'

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  36. 'I can't have your subjects throwing my family over the balcony, that would never do.'
    'Good,' said Snibril.
    'I'll do it myself.'

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  37. 'I can't have your subjects throwing my family over the balcony, that would never do.'
    'Good,' said Snibril.
    'I'll do it myself.'

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  38. 'I can't have your subjects throwing my family over the balcony, that would never do.'
    'Good,' said Snibril.
    'I'll do it myself.'

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  39. 'I can't have your subjects throwing my family over the balcony, that would never do.'
    'Good,' said Snibril.
    'I'll do it myself.'

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  40. ‘If you were a boy I’d say are you going to seek your fortune?’
    ‘Can’t girls seek their fortune?’
    ‘I think they’re supposed to seek a boy with a fortune.’
    (Equal Rites)

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  41. ‘If you were a boy I’d say are you going to seek your fortune?’
    ‘Can’t girls seek their fortune?’
    ‘I think they’re supposed to seek a boy with a fortune.’
    (Equal Rites)

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  42. ‘If you were a boy I’d say are you going to seek your fortune?’
    ‘Can’t girls seek their fortune?’
    ‘I think they’re supposed to seek a boy with a fortune.’
    (Equal Rites)

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  43. ‘If you were a boy I’d say are you going to seek your fortune?’
    ‘Can’t girls seek their fortune?’
    ‘I think they’re supposed to seek a boy with a fortune.’
    (Equal Rites)

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  44. ‘If you were a boy I’d say are you going to seek your fortune?’
    ‘Can’t girls seek their fortune?’
    ‘I think they’re supposed to seek a boy with a fortune.’
    (Equal Rites)

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  45. ‘I wouldn’t do that if I were you, old chap,’ said the Senior Wrangler. ‘You don’t know where it might take you.’
    ‘Don’t care,’ said the Dean. He still didn’t take his eyes of the thing.
    ‘I mean, it’s not of this world,’ said the Senior Wrangler.
    ‘I’ve been of this world for more than seventy years,’ said the Dean, ‘and it is extremely boring.’ (Soul Music)

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  46. ‘I wouldn’t do that if I were you, old chap,’ said the Senior Wrangler. ‘You don’t know where it might take you.’
    ‘Don’t care,’ said the Dean. He still didn’t take his eyes of the thing.
    ‘I mean, it’s not of this world,’ said the Senior Wrangler.
    ‘I’ve been of this world for more than seventy years,’ said the Dean, ‘and it is extremely boring.’ (Soul Music)

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  47. ‘I wouldn’t do that if I were you, old chap,’ said the Senior Wrangler. ‘You don’t know where it might take you.’
    ‘Don’t care,’ said the Dean. He still didn’t take his eyes of the thing.
    ‘I mean, it’s not of this world,’ said the Senior Wrangler.
    ‘I’ve been of this world for more than seventy years,’ said the Dean, ‘and it is extremely boring.’ (Soul Music)

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  48. ‘I wouldn’t do that if I were you, old chap,’ said the Senior Wrangler. ‘You don’t know where it might take you.’
    ‘Don’t care,’ said the Dean. He still didn’t take his eyes of the thing.
    ‘I mean, it’s not of this world,’ said the Senior Wrangler.
    ‘I’ve been of this world for more than seventy years,’ said the Dean, ‘and it is extremely boring.’ (Soul Music)

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  49. ‘I wouldn’t do that if I were you, old chap,’ said the Senior Wrangler. ‘You don’t know where it might take you.’
    ‘Don’t care,’ said the Dean. He still didn’t take his eyes of the thing.
    ‘I mean, it’s not of this world,’ said the Senior Wrangler.
    ‘I’ve been of this world for more than seventy years,’ said the Dean, ‘and it is extremely boring.’ (Soul Music)

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  50. Wishing a very happy birthday to Bernard Pearson - long time friend of STP, official "piss off" announcer, and beloved Convention guest for many years! We missed you very much at this year's Convention.

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  51. Wishing a very happy birthday to Bernard Pearson - long time friend of STP, official "piss off" announcer, and beloved Convention guest for many years! We missed you very much at this year's Convention.

    #Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldBirthday #TerryPratchett

  52. Wishing a very happy birthday to Bernard Pearson - long time friend of STP, official "piss off" announcer, and beloved Convention guest for many years! We missed you very much at this year's Convention.

    #Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldBirthday #TerryPratchett

  53. Wishing a very happy birthday to Bernard Pearson - long time friend of STP, official "piss off" announcer, and beloved Convention guest for many years! We missed you very much at this year's Convention.

    #Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldBirthday #TerryPratchett

  54. Wishing a very happy birthday to Bernard Pearson - long time friend of STP, official "piss off" announcer, and beloved Convention guest for many years! We missed you very much at this year's Convention.

    #Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldBirthday #TerryPratchett

  55. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
    (Guards Guards)

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  56. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
    (Guards Guards)

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  57. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
    (Guards Guards)

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  58. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
    (Guards Guards)

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  59. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
    (Guards Guards)

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  60. Mustrum Ridcully was notorious for not trying to understand things if there was anyone around to do it for him. (Last Continent)

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