#subscriptionhumor — Public Fediverse posts

🚀👵 Oh no, the Danish pension #overlords are shaking their canes at SpaceX for *gasp* "catastrophic governance"! 😂 Meanwhile, Bloomberg's robot overlords are busy ensuring you're not a bot while trying to sell you a subscription. 📉💼
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-29/danish-pension-fund-blacklists-spacex-citing-governance-issues #DanishPensionSpaceX #CatastrophicGovernance #BloombergRobot #SubscriptionHumor #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

🚀👵 Oh no, the Danish pension #overlords are shaking their canes at SpaceX for *gasp* "catastrophic governance"! 😂 Meanwhile, Bloomberg's robot overlords are busy ensuring you're not a bot while trying to sell you a subscription. 📉💼
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-29/danish-pension-fund-blacklists-spacex-citing-governance-issues #DanishPensionSpaceX #CatastrophicGovernance #BloombergRobot #SubscriptionHumor #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

🚀👵 Oh no, the Danish pension #overlords are shaking their canes at SpaceX for *gasp* "catastrophic governance"! 😂 Meanwhile, Bloomberg's robot overlords are busy ensuring you're not a bot while trying to sell you a subscription. 📉💼
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-29/danish-pension-fund-blacklists-spacex-citing-governance-issues #DanishPensionSpaceX #CatastrophicGovernance #BloombergRobot #SubscriptionHumor #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

🚀👵 Oh no, the Danish pension #overlords are shaking their canes at SpaceX for *gasp* "catastrophic governance"! 😂 Meanwhile, Bloomberg's robot overlords are busy ensuring you're not a bot while trying to sell you a subscription. 📉💼
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-29/danish-pension-fund-blacklists-spacex-citing-governance-issues #DanishPensionSpaceX #CatastrophicGovernance #BloombergRobot #SubscriptionHumor #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

🚀👵 Oh no, the Danish pension #overlords are shaking their canes at SpaceX for *gasp* "catastrophic governance"! 😂 Meanwhile, Bloomberg's robot overlords are busy ensuring you're not a bot while trying to sell you a subscription. 📉💼
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-29/danish-pension-fund-blacklists-spacex-citing-governance-issues #DanishPensionSpaceX #CatastrophicGovernance #BloombergRobot #SubscriptionHumor #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking news: Influential folks occasionally bungle things, and it takes a 7-minute read to realize it! 😂 But don't worry, for just $2.50/month, you can unlock the secrets of common sense and ask the author anything—because that's how #wisdom works, right? 🧠💸
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/sometimes-powerful-people-just-do-dumb-shit/ #BreakingNews #InfluentialPeople #CommonSense #SubscriptionHumor #7MinuteRead #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking news: Influential folks occasionally bungle things, and it takes a 7-minute read to realize it! 😂 But don't worry, for just $2.50/month, you can unlock the secrets of common sense and ask the author anything—because that's how #wisdom works, right? 🧠💸
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/sometimes-powerful-people-just-do-dumb-shit/ #BreakingNews #InfluentialPeople #CommonSense #SubscriptionHumor #7MinuteRead #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking news: Influential folks occasionally bungle things, and it takes a 7-minute read to realize it! 😂 But don't worry, for just $2.50/month, you can unlock the secrets of common sense and ask the author anything—because that's how #wisdom works, right? 🧠💸
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/sometimes-powerful-people-just-do-dumb-shit/ #BreakingNews #InfluentialPeople #CommonSense #SubscriptionHumor #7MinuteRead #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking news: Influential folks occasionally bungle things, and it takes a 7-minute read to realize it! 😂 But don't worry, for just $2.50/month, you can unlock the secrets of common sense and ask the author anything—because that's how #wisdom works, right? 🧠💸
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/sometimes-powerful-people-just-do-dumb-shit/ #BreakingNews #InfluentialPeople #CommonSense #SubscriptionHumor #7MinuteRead #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Breaking news: Influential folks occasionally bungle things, and it takes a 7-minute read to realize it! 😂 But don't worry, for just $2.50/month, you can unlock the secrets of common sense and ask the author anything—because that's how #wisdom works, right? 🧠💸
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/sometimes-powerful-people-just-do-dumb-shit/ #BreakingNews #InfluentialPeople #CommonSense #SubscriptionHumor #7MinuteRead #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the NEONeo: the latest in #overpriced, underwhelming, pre-order fun! For the low, low price of a $200 deposit, you'll receive the privilege of waiting until 2026 for a glorified laundry-doer that's "learning" on the job. 🤖 Surely, who needs competence when you have a subscription package? 😂
https://www.1x.tech/order #NEONeo #PreOrder #Tech #WaitingGame #SubscriptionHumor #Robotics #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the NEONeo: the latest in #overpriced, underwhelming, pre-order fun! For the low, low price of a $200 deposit, you'll receive the privilege of waiting until 2026 for a glorified laundry-doer that's "learning" on the job. 🤖 Surely, who needs competence when you have a subscription package? 😂
https://www.1x.tech/order #NEONeo #PreOrder #Tech #WaitingGame #SubscriptionHumor #Robotics #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the NEONeo: the latest in #overpriced, underwhelming, pre-order fun! For the low, low price of a $200 deposit, you'll receive the privilege of waiting until 2026 for a glorified laundry-doer that's "learning" on the job. 🤖 Surely, who needs competence when you have a subscription package? 😂
https://www.1x.tech/order #NEONeo #PreOrder #Tech #WaitingGame #SubscriptionHumor #Robotics #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold, the NEONeo: the latest in #overpriced, underwhelming, pre-order fun! For the low, low price of a $200 deposit, you'll receive the privilege of waiting until 2026 for a glorified laundry-doer that's "learning" on the job. 🤖 Surely, who needs competence when you have a subscription package? 😂
https://www.1x.tech/order #NEONeo #PreOrder #Tech #WaitingGame #SubscriptionHumor #Robotics #HackerNews #ngated

📰 Oh no, the internet's bravest warrior has vanquished the fearsome paywall dragon 🐉 by...not reading anything! 😂 Our hero bravely subscribes to one (1) obscure newspaper while lamenting those evil scripts and settings, proving once and for all that ignorance is indeed bliss. 📚🔒
https://alexschroeder.ch/view/2025-03-05-processing #internetWarrior #paywallDragon #subscriptionHumor #digitalIgnorance #blissfulReading #HackerNews #ngated

📰 Oh no, the internet's bravest warrior has vanquished the fearsome paywall dragon 🐉 by...not reading anything! 😂 Our hero bravely subscribes to one (1) obscure newspaper while lamenting those evil scripts and settings, proving once and for all that ignorance is indeed bliss. 📚🔒
https://alexschroeder.ch/view/2025-03-05-processing #internetWarrior #paywallDragon #subscriptionHumor #digitalIgnorance #blissfulReading #HackerNews #ngated

📰 Oh no, the internet's bravest warrior has vanquished the fearsome paywall dragon 🐉 by...not reading anything! 😂 Our hero bravely subscribes to one (1) obscure newspaper while lamenting those evil scripts and settings, proving once and for all that ignorance is indeed bliss. 📚🔒
https://alexschroeder.ch/view/2025-03-05-processing #internetWarrior #paywallDragon #subscriptionHumor #digitalIgnorance #blissfulReading #HackerNews #ngated

📰 Oh no, the internet's bravest warrior has vanquished the fearsome paywall dragon 🐉 by...not reading anything! 😂 Our hero bravely subscribes to one (1) obscure newspaper while lamenting those evil scripts and settings, proving once and for all that ignorance is indeed bliss. 📚🔒
https://alexschroeder.ch/view/2025-03-05-processing #internetWarrior #paywallDragon #subscriptionHumor #digitalIgnorance #blissfulReading #HackerNews #ngated