#stupidheadlines — Public Fediverse posts

Another #StupidHeadline today, this time from the Daily Fail:

"Want to live to 100? Don't turn #vegetarian: Meat eaters are more likely to hit the milestone":
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/food-and-drink/general/want-to-live-to-100-don-t-turn-vegetarian-meat-eaters-are-more-likely-to-hit-the-milestone/ar-AA1TKu9L

If you read TFA:

- "Among the individual food groups, daily consumption of vegetables had the biggest impact on the chances of living to 100."
- "Those who ate vegetables every day were over 84 per cent more likely to live to 100 than those who didn't."

and:

"Vegetarians with a healthy BMI for their age were no less likely to make it to 100 than meat eaters."

"However, daily consumption of meat was associated with a 44 per cent higher likelihood of reaching 100 years old for those in the underweight group."

So basically, if you're underweight (malnourished?) and old, keep eating meat until you return to a healthy #BMI, everyone else is fine 🤷

#GoVegan #StupidHeadlines #DailyMail

Spoiler Alert: It's not shape-shifting reptilians 😕
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it's just some local wildlife

#StupidHeadlines #SavedYouAClick

Was this article written in 1980 or something?

#StupidHeadlines

So not in a tent on some wonky scaffolding in an old coal mine then?

#StupidHeadlines

Same, Ford F-150. Same
#shitpost #stupidheadlines

New York Times headline:
"NASA's Crash into an Asteroid May Have Altered Its Shape"

Wait... What shape was NASA to begin with?

#stupidheadlines #NASA #NewYorkTimes #space