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This week's #WebOrigami comic: Sort things

More about Tree.sort builtin function: https://weborigami.org/builtins/tree/sort
HTML comic: https://weborigami.org/comics/sort-things.html

#documentation #ssg #staticsite

Thank you, kind stranger for using my #Bunnynet referral code on August 30! You’re my second successful referral to one of my favourite web services. Appreciate you supporting me!

I just migrated my secondary #WordPress 👋🏻site from #Hostinger to #Quartz on #BunnyCDN & Storage. Working on getting the routing working because Quartz outputs HTML files...

Read full note https://burgeonlab.com/notes/2026/0909-2358

This is post 93 of #100daysToOffload
https://burgeonlab.com/tags/100daystooffload/

#personalBlog #statichost #blogpost #ssg

Thank you, kind stranger for using my #Bunnynet referral code on August 30! You’re my second successful referral to one of my favourite web services. Appreciate you supporting me!

I just migrated my secondary #WordPress 👋🏻site from #Hostinger to #Quartz on #BunnyCDN & Storage. Working on getting the routing working because Quartz outputs HTML files...

Read full note https://burgeonlab.com/notes/2026/0909-2358

This is post 93 of #100daysToOffload
https://burgeonlab.com/tags/100daystooffload/

#personalBlog #statichost #blogpost #ssg

Thank you, kind stranger for using my #Bunnynet referral code on August 30! You’re my second successful referral to one of my favourite web services. Appreciate you supporting me!

I just migrated my secondary #WordPress 👋🏻site from #Hostinger to #Quartz on #BunnyCDN & Storage. Working on getting the routing working because Quartz outputs HTML files...

Read full note https://burgeonlab.com/notes/2026/0909-2358

This is post 93 of #100daysToOffload
https://burgeonlab.com/tags/100daystooffload/

#personalBlog #statichost #blogpost #ssg

Thank you, kind stranger for using my #Bunnynet referral code on August 30! You’re my second successful referral to one of my favourite web services. Appreciate you supporting me!

I just migrated my secondary #WordPress 👋🏻site from #Hostinger to #Quartz on #BunnyCDN & Storage. Working on getting the routing working because Quartz outputs HTML files...

Read full note https://burgeonlab.com/notes/2026/0909-2358

This is post 93 of #100daysToOffload
https://burgeonlab.com/tags/100daystooffload/

#personalBlog #statichost #blogpost #ssg

Thank you, kind stranger for using my #Bunnynet referral code on August 30! You’re my second successful referral to one of my favourite web services. Appreciate you supporting me!

I just migrated my secondary #WordPress 👋🏻site from #Hostinger to #Quartz on #BunnyCDN & Storage. Working on getting the routing working because Quartz outputs HTML files...

Read full note https://burgeonlab.com/notes/2026/0909-2358

This is post 93 of #100daysToOffload
https://burgeonlab.com/tags/100daystooffload/

#personalBlog #statichost #blogpost #ssg

Moar progress on the site :3 Hugo is perfectly fine tbh.

#ssg #gohugo

Moar progress on the site :3 Hugo is perfectly fine tbh.

#ssg #gohugo

Moar progress on the site :3 Hugo is perfectly fine tbh.

#ssg #gohugo

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews and #SomeMoreNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

#ThePurpleThings... #AllThePurpleThings... They #TasteOfPurple... #IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

#BTW: #TheThing to #BearInMind #AboutDeath is that there are #Always #TradeOffs...

#Survivability or #MaxDamage; #Or... #Somewhere... #InBetween... #SomewhereInEurope

#ThrottleResponse is a #Factor... #AmongManyFactors...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

🎶 #OneManWentToMow...

🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...

... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>

🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

With #TheRightsStaff™️ in #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital...

#BroughtToYou by #EngineeringProfessionals with #BritishEngineeringExcellence in #Europe... With #DigitalAssets being #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#Because... #Reasons...

And, #Because... #IT's a #Spectrum; #AlwaysHasBeen... #TwasEverThus

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠:PirateBadge:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #DigitalServicesAct #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #RedBeanBear #StillRed #MyOwnDevices #TheNecromancer #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #SonyExclusives #TheTasteOfPurple

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews and #SomeMoreNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

#ThePurpleThings... #AllThePurpleThings... They #TasteOfPurple... #IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

#BTW: #TheThing to #BearInMind #AboutDeath is that there are #Always #TradeOffs...

#Survivability or #MaxDamage; #Or... #Somewhere... #InBetween... #SomewhereInEurope

#ThrottleResponse is a #Factor... #AmongManyFactors...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

🎶 #OneManWentToMow...

🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...

... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>

🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

With #TheRightsStaff™️ in #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital...

#BroughtToYou by #EngineeringProfessional with #BritishEngineeringExcellence in #Europe... With #DigitalAssets being #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#Because... #Reasons...

And, #Because... #IT's a #Spectrum; #AlwaysHasBeen... #TwasEverThus

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠:PirateBadge:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #DigitalServicesAct #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #RedBeanBear #StillRed #MyOwnDevices #TheNecromancer #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #SonyExclusives #TheTasteOfPurple

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #BitBlustery in #TheOutside; #MostlySunny...

#YouKnow what #PurpleThings #TasteLike...

#Purple... #IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #VillageSkank pretends #ShitpostingAsAService is a #ViableBusinessModel / #LegitimateBusiness...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT...

#PurpleThings #TasteOfPurple...

With #AllTheWinning... In #UltraHD / #4KFormat for #TheNext20Years; #OrSo...

With #TheRightStaff™️

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #EULaw #BeingLegal #ContainsTracesOfDementedVillageSkank

Lighthouse 100 / 100: как мы повесили GTM, GA4, Яндекс.Метрику и Clarity на статический сайт — и не уронили скорость

Когда маркетологи хотят всё: сырые данные в GA4, запись сессий в Метрике, хитмапы в Clarity и при этом «Lighthouse 100» в PageSpeed Insights — приходится изобретать. Расскажу, как мы это сделали на небольшом проекте и во что это обошлось по времени и нервам. Проект — нишевый агрегатор российских хостинг-провайдеров. Более 120 страниц в sitemap, 31 статья, десятки категорий услуг, живые цены, сравнения. Стек: Astro 6 + Strapi 5 + Tailwind 4, плюс Partytown, PostgreSQL, Nginx и обычный VPS на Ubuntu. Сайт собирается в статику во время билда, никакого SSR в рантайме нет. На desktop — Lighthouse 100 / 100 / 100 / 100. На mobile с жёстким throttling (4x slow CPU) — 99 / 100 / 100 / 100. В реальных условиях и по Chrome UX Report — 100 везде. LCP на desktop — 0,5 секунды, на mobile throttled — 1,7 секунды. CLS — ноль. TBT — 10 ms на мобильном и 0 ms на десктопе.

https://habr.com/ru/articles/1042228/

#Astro #Strapi #Tailwind_CSS #Partytown #Lighthouse #Core_Web_Vitals #Web_Worker #GTM #performance #SSG

#Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does... #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

#Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does... #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:

#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

Weekends are for code faffing.

I made a Markdown editor for my blog. Using semantic HTML5, CSS3 and JavaScript. The only library's I'm using is jQuery v4 and jQuery UI v1.14.

The preview works but is missing some features 😕

#semanticHTML #jQuery #blogging #ssg

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #TheNoodles...

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG have #StillNotComplied with #EULaw; but, that's #OK... #Because #NoOneCares; #NotEven the #AngryIncels at #vmst...

#TrueStory for a #TrueTrueTuesday... | #StillTrue™️

🧙:PirateBadge:​🤖:wolfparty:🤖:PirateBadge:​🧙 | :fediverse:​🎠🦹🦄​🦹🎠:fediverse:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and the #FreshPotOfCoffee has #KickedIn...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is going to give the #PrideOrange #WarMachine a #PressureWash; there is #Laundry to be #Done with #TheJoyOfLaundry and...

Here's another #RealWorldRationale for #Professionals to #Consider; #OnlyForProfessionals... #FreeloadersSuck and "they/them" can do #Whatever #TheHell "they/them" want to do; because, #NoOneCares...

#IF (and #IT's another #VeryBIG #IF) I can get #BetterThan #PS5 / #XBox / #NextGenConsole #Performance and #FrameRates from a 14"-#FormFactor #Laptop running with a 65-watts #PowerDraw while #Playing #TripleA / #Benchmark #Games; then, #TheOmen #MakesSense...

#NotLeastBecause, the #XBox is #Already a #NearSilent #MediaHub and #GamesConsole with #Support for #DolbyProLogicIIx... And, #WeAllKnow that #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...

And, we're #KittensReady... For all the #YouTubeVideos...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​​🦄​:PirateBadge:​​🦹:fediverse:

Sinon à peine en lien avec ce qui précède mais je travaille sur le développement du générateur de sites web statiques le plus lent au monde : ce serait une collection publique de PDF interconnectés, générés depuis Skribe avec \LaTeX. Chaque git commit correspond à exactement un fichier .skb, regénérant un PDF pour chaque mot-clé pertinent à partir de Skribilo. Avec mon eeePC je vise un temps de construction de quelques dizaines de minutes, mais je pense que je vais décharger la compilation sur ma Raspberry Pi 3 afin d'aller plus vite et d'éviter de monopoliser mon pauvre processeur Atom