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Jürgen Hubert @[email protected] · 2024-03-15 · 18:04 UTC

While this ability is useful, if I were to play such a character I could probably NOT resist making this as awkward as possible for the other player characters.

"Here, take my seed, and nourish yourself on its bounty."
"Don't worry, germination will only occur after it has passed through your body!"

I mean, fruits are part of the reproductive processes of plants. This is usually easy to ignore, but not if said plant is a party member talking to you.

I figure I could probably turn some of the other party members into exclusive carnivores before long.

#ttrpg #Pathfinder #SoAwkward

#ttrpg #pathfinder #soawkward

Jürgen Hubert @[email protected] · 2024-03-15 · 18:04 UTC

While this ability is useful, if I were to play such a character I could probably NOT resist making this as awkward as possible for the other player characters.

"Here, take my seed, and nourish yourself on its bounty."
"Don't worry, germination will only occur after it has passed through your body!"

I mean, fruits are part of the reproductive processes of plants. This is usually easy to ignore, but not if said plant is a party member talking to you.

I figure I could probably turn some of the other party members into exclusive carnivores before long.

#ttrpg #Pathfinder #SoAwkward

#ttrpg #pathfinder #soawkward

Jürgen Hubert @[email protected] · 2024-03-15 · 18:04 UTC

While this ability is useful, if I were to play such a character I could probably NOT resist making this as awkward as possible for the other player characters.

"Here, take my seed, and nourish yourself on its bounty."
"Don't worry, germination will only occur after it has passed through your body!"

I mean, fruits are part of the reproductive processes of plants. This is usually easy to ignore, but not if said plant is a party member talking to you.

I figure I could probably turn some of the other party members into exclusive carnivores before long.

#ttrpg #Pathfinder #SoAwkward

#ttrpg #pathfinder #soawkward

Jürgen Hubert @[email protected] · 2024-03-15 · 18:04 UTC

While this ability is useful, if I were to play such a character I could probably NOT resist making this as awkward as possible for the other player characters.

"Here, take my seed, and nourish yourself on its bounty."
"Don't worry, germination will only occur after it has passed through your body!"

I mean, fruits are part of the reproductive processes of plants. This is usually easy to ignore, but not if said plant is a party member talking to you.

I figure I could probably turn some of the other party members into exclusive carnivores before long.

#ttrpg #Pathfinder #SoAwkward

#soawkward #pathfinder #ttrpg

Lauren Hall-Lew @[email protected] · 2023-01-28 · 21:17 UTC

A fb thread made me pull out this SNL clip and I thought I'd share here, too. 32 years old and still lolsob hilarious and brilliant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMp_z7Jnxw