#simpsonsquotes — Public Fediverse posts
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The peranual struggle of being jealous of someone with a race car bed, Kirk Van Houten breaks down how others are jealous of him.
He talks about dealing with jealousy and how sometimes you have to lie to yourself to get through the day.
All this plus bonus life lessons on this edition of Simpsons Wisdom
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/c-245013266?r=7gfqpi
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Krusty the Clown On Celebrity.
Krusty shows us the hollow nature of celebrities and how they are just walking billboards, he turns a hard light on who it is you think you can look up to and show everyone has a price.
Would you sell your soul for fame? Find out Krusty’s answer in today's editorial of Simpsons Wisdom.
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Is Kirk Vanhouten working for big cracker or is he just a xenophobe that doesn't want Italian Meals in schools? In this era of high fruitose this and red dye that make sure you start your kids day off right with healthy nutrition.
All this and bonus life lessons in today's Simpsons Wisdom
#simpsonsquotesthathaventagedwell #SimpsonsQuotes #thesimpsons
posthttps://open.substack.com/pub/simpsonswisdom/p/kirk-vanhouten-on-school-meals?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=7gfqpi
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Homer teaches us today to make sure that we not only cease the day but are grateful for what we have. In this modern world where more, more, more is often pushed at us from all sides grounding and gratitude often get pushed to the floor much like split beer.
Learn more about how split beer is a metaphor for life, and urine for death in today's Simpsons Wisdom post.
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-192089177?r=7gfqpi
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Bart teaches us a very important lessons about fast fashion and saving the planet.
It turns out all those cries of eat my shorts really was an eco rebellion protest. You thought Lisa was the environmentilist in the family.
If you have ever thrown away a clothing item after just one wear, this post is for you
#thesimpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #SimpsonsQuoteOfTheDay #bartsimpsons #elBarto
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Milhouse: On Optimism
When life is getting you down always remember that life can come up Milhouse, your luck can turn around seemingly randomly and you never know when it will turn
So hold onto that optimism and never give up even when things seem bleak
If you have ever felt like a Milhouse then check out today's Simpsons Wisdom post
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-190200838?r=7gfqpi
#simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #SimpsonsQuoteOfTheDay #milhousevanhouten
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Comic Book Guy: McDonald's
Who needs friends when you have Ronald McDonald and his near endless supply of room temperature, ageless burgers.
Learn about how Comic Book Guy has dedicated his life to the golden M and has later come to regret it.
If you eat at McDonald's you should read today's Simpsons Wisdom post
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Reverend Lovejoy: Religion
Reverend Lovejoy says how we all need to come together and realise all religions are really just the same, all the wars, all the conflicts all the persecution was ultimately fought over the same thing.
He was then promptly defrocked and excommunicated.
Come and see Reverend Lovejoy’s Last Sermon only in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom.
https://simpsonswisdom.substack.com/p/reverend-lovejoy-religion?r=7gfqpi
#SimpsonsQuotes #religion #thesimpsons #SimpsonsQuoteOfTheDay
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Principe Skinner on Cancel Culture
Skinner says who needs the police when you have a vengeful mob.
In many ways Skinner reflects a lot of online discourse these days.
What do you think is better mobs or the police?
Find out more with today's Simpsons Wisdom post
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In today's Simpsons Wisdom post Homer opens up a new front in the culture war, against the intolerance coming from those who claim to be lactose intolerant.
The discrimination against cows and dairy products has gone on for too long and he is taking a stand.
See what you can do to fight back against this growing intolerance below
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-189544758?r=7gfqpi
#SimpsonsQuotes #SimpsonsQuoteOfTheDay #thesimpsons #homersimpson #satire #intolerance #fightthepower
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The Simpson's Family, bar Lisa reflect on the fact it's a carnivorous world and that the only food stuff that truly win you friendly is ultra processed food like Doritos.
The family state that no one wants to split a salad and everyone wants to split some nachos.
All this and bonus life lessons in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom over on substack.
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-188843637?r=7gfqpi
#SimpsonsQuotes #simpsonsquotesthathaventagedwell #SimpsonsQuoteOfTheDay #thesimpsons
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Homer Simpson on Echo Chambers:
Homer emplores us to care about rising stupidity in the education system and the need to make sure people are able to think and understand things critically.
He also highlights how narcissism can play a role in creating an echo chamber of one and how at the end of the day we are all in our own echo chambers.
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-188483425?r=7gfqpi
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In today's quote Bart is embracing the fact that Latin Culture will soon be the dominate culture in the US, but also shows us the dangers of token representation.
Bart shows how whilst folks may eat tacos and know a few Spanish words, the actual embracing of Latin culture has been slow and largely half hearted.
#animation #simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #bartsimpson #latino #latinamerica #cartoons
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- There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way…
-- But isn't that the wrong way?
- Yes, but faster!
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- There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way…
-- But isn't that the wrong way?
- Yes, but faster!
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- There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way…
-- But isn't that the wrong way?
- Yes, but faster!
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- There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way…
-- But isn't that the wrong way?
- Yes, but faster!
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- There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way…
-- But isn't that the wrong way?
- Yes, but faster!
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Why is it that when I heard the word SCHOOL followed by the word EXPLODED I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!
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Why is it that when I heard the word SCHOOL followed by the word EXPLODED I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!
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Why is it that when I heard the word SCHOOL followed by the word EXPLODED I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!
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Why is it that when I heard the word SCHOOL followed by the word EXPLODED I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!
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Why is it that when I heard the word SCHOOL followed by the word EXPLODED I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!
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“So then I says to Mabel, I says…” 😹😹
#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #TheHardyBoyCats #Simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes -
“So then I says to Mabel, I says…” 😹😹
#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #TheHardyBoyCats #Simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes -
“So then I says to Mabel, I says…” 😹😹
#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #TheHardyBoyCats #Simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes -
200 channels, nothing but #cats #SimpsonsQuotes
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200 channels, nothing but #cats #SimpsonsQuotes
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200 channels, nothing but #cats #SimpsonsQuotes
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200 channels, nothing but #cats #SimpsonsQuotes
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200 channels, nothing but #cats #SimpsonsQuotes
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„Surprise, surprise. The guy who did the best job wins“ #simpsons #simpsonsquotes
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„Surprise, surprise. The guy who did the best job wins“ #simpsons #simpsonsquotes
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„Surprise, surprise. The guy who did the best job wins“ #simpsons #simpsonsquotes
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„Ok Maggie. I have another story about a little girl in the woods. It’s just without a girl and without woods „ (Homer J. Simpson) 😂 #simpsons #simpsonsquotes
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„Ok Maggie. I have another story about a little girl in the woods. It’s just without a girl and without woods „ (Homer J. Simpson) 😂 #simpsons #simpsonsquotes
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„Ok Maggie. I have another story about a little girl in the woods. It’s just without a girl and without woods „ (Homer J. Simpson) 😂 #simpsons #simpsonsquotes
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They have the #mastodon on computers now!
I am all for change and progress, but #toot will always be my first love. I should be so lucky my app hasn't been updated to "#publish" yet (thank you Tusky).
Seriously, how do you even hashtag publish? It's unhashtagable I tell you!
Jokes aside, #TeamToot all the way. 💨
#simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #memes :blobcatgooglytrash:
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They have the #mastodon on computers now!
I am all for change and progress, but #toot will always be my first love. I should be so lucky my app hasn't been updated to "#publish" yet (thank you Tusky).
Seriously, how do you even hashtag publish? It's unhashtagable I tell you!
Jokes aside, #TeamToot all the way. 💨
#simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #memes :blobcatgooglytrash:
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They have the #mastodon on computers now!
I am all for change and progress, but #toot will always be my first love. I should be so lucky my app hasn't been updated to "#publish" yet (thank you Tusky).
Seriously, how do you even hashtag publish? It's unhashtagable I tell you!
Jokes aside, #TeamToot all the way. 💨
#simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #memes :blobcatgooglytrash:
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They have the #mastodon on computers now!
I am all for change and progress, but #toot will always be my first love. I should be so lucky my app hasn't been updated to "#publish" yet (thank you Tusky).
Seriously, how do you even hashtag publish? It's unhashtagable I tell you!
Jokes aside, #TeamToot all the way. 💨
#simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #memes :blobcatgooglytrash:
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They have the #mastodon on computers now!
I am all for change and progress, but #toot will always be my first love. I should be so lucky my app hasn't been updated to "#publish" yet (thank you Tusky).
Seriously, how do you even hashtag publish? It's unhashtagable I tell you!
Jokes aside, #TeamToot all the way. 💨
#simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #memes :blobcatgooglytrash:
