#shitkidssay β Public Fediverse posts
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"Let's pretend these bubbles are people and we're killing them!" - my 4yo daughter
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The Langdon Lemma, age 7: I'm going to Procreate first thing in the morning!
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
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Showed my 6yo "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves".
Later, mom asked what they were watching.
6yo: "Seagulls and Dragons!" π
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βI donβt know why you had to specify it was about *gay* cowboys. Arenβt all cowboys gay?β #ShitKidsSay
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#5yo: "so, our couch is made out of dead people, right?"
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Me, after collecting 5yo from school: Come on buddy. We need to go get your sister.
5yo: You donβt need to. You just want toβ¦