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  1. @mayintoronto

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury

    Oh little heavenly stars, you think Sudbury qualifies as "north"? "Tell me you live in southern Ontario without saying you live in southern Ontario".

    To continue your thought...

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury has a plug for every car park.

    You are absolutely clueless about life outside the Windsor-Montreal corridor or BC lower mainland or whatever other semi-tropical part of Canada you live in. You appear to have never visited the prairies, much less the north.

    > Rural Canada is basically the niche use case.

    To paraphrase, you're saying "Everyone who isn't like me should go fuck themselves, I don't care what their situation is".

    #plonk #clueless #BlockMe #scold #Karen

  2. @mayintoronto

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury

    Oh little heavenly stars, you think Sudbury qualifies as "north"? "Tell me you live in southern Ontario without saying you live in southern Ontario".

    To continue your thought...

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury has a plug for every car park.

    You are absolutely clueless about life outside the Windsor-Montreal corridor or BC lower mainland or whatever other semi-tropical part of Canada you live in. You appear to have never visited the prairies, much less the north.

    > Rural Canada is basically the niche use case.

    To paraphrase, you're saying "Everyone who isn't like me should go fuck themselves, I don't care what their situation is".

    #plonk #clueless #BlockMe #scold #Karen

  3. @mayintoronto

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury

    Oh little heavenly stars, you think Sudbury qualifies as "north"? "Tell me you live in southern Ontario without saying you live in southern Ontario".

    To continue your thought...

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury has a plug for every car park.

    You are absolutely clueless about life outside the Windsor-Montreal corridor or BC lower mainland or whatever other semi-tropical part of Canada you live in. You appear to have never visited the prairies, much less the north.

    > Rural Canada is basically the niche use case.

    To paraphrase, you're saying "Everyone who isn't like me should go fuck themselves, I don't care what their situation is".

    #plonk #clueless #BlockMe #scold #Karen

  4. @mayintoronto

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury

    Oh little heavenly stars, you think Sudbury qualifies as "north"? "Tell me you live in southern Ontario without saying you live in southern Ontario".

    To continue your thought...

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury has a plug for every car park.

    You are absolutely clueless about life outside the Windsor-Montreal corridor or BC lower mainland or whatever other semi-tropical part of Canada you live in. You appear to have never visited the prairies, much less the north.

    > Rural Canada is basically the niche use case.

    To paraphrase, you're saying "Everyone who isn't like me should go fuck themselves, I don't care what their situation is".

    #plonk #clueless #BlockMe #scold #Karen

  5. @mayintoronto

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury

    Oh little heavenly stars, you think Sudbury qualifies as "north"? "Tell me you live in southern Ontario without saying you live in southern Ontario".

    To continue your thought...

    > every town in Canada north of Sudbury has a plug for every car park.

    You are absolutely clueless about life outside the Windsor-Montreal corridor or BC lower mainland or whatever other semi-tropical part of Canada you live in. You appear to have never visited the prairies, much less the north.

    > Rural Canada is basically the niche use case.

    To paraphrase, you're saying "Everyone who isn't like me should go fuck themselves, I don't care what their situation is".

    #plonk #clueless #BlockMe #scold #Karen

  6. A quotation from Samuel Johnson

    The evils inseparably annexed to the present condition of man, are so numerous and afflictive, that it has been, from age to age, the task of some to bewail, and of others to solace them; and he, therefore, will be in danger of seeing a common enemy, who shall attempt to depreciate the few pleasures and felicities which nature has allowed us.

    Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
    Essay (1753-11-27), The Adventurer, No. 111

    More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/80774…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #affliction #buzzkill #enjoyment #evils #happiness #humancondition #moralist #partypooper #partying #pleasure #Puritan #relief #scold #strictness #suffering #fun

  7. A quotation from Samuel Johnson

    The evils inseparably annexed to the present condition of man, are so numerous and afflictive, that it has been, from age to age, the task of some to bewail, and of others to solace them; and he, therefore, will be in danger of seeing a common enemy, who shall attempt to depreciate the few pleasures and felicities which nature has allowed us.

    Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
    Essay (1753-11-27), The Adventurer, No. 111

    More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/80774…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #affliction #buzzkill #enjoyment #evils #happiness #humancondition #moralist #partypooper #partying #pleasure #Puritan #relief #scold #strictness #suffering #fun

  8. A quotation from Samuel Johnson

    The evils inseparably annexed to the present condition of man, are so numerous and afflictive, that it has been, from age to age, the task of some to bewail, and of others to solace them; and he, therefore, will be in danger of seeing a common enemy, who shall attempt to depreciate the few pleasures and felicities which nature has allowed us.

    Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
    Essay (1753-11-27), The Adventurer, No. 111

    More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/80774…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #affliction #buzzkill #enjoyment #evils #happiness #humancondition #moralist #partypooper #partying #pleasure #Puritan #relief #scold #strictness #suffering #fun

  9. A quotation from Samuel Johnson

    The evils inseparably annexed to the present condition of man, are so numerous and afflictive, that it has been, from age to age, the task of some to bewail, and of others to solace them; and he, therefore, will be in danger of seeing a common enemy, who shall attempt to depreciate the few pleasures and felicities which nature has allowed us.

    Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English writer, lexicographer, critic
    Essay (1753-11-27), The Adventurer, No. 111

    More about this quote: wist.info/johnson-samuel/80774…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #samueljohnson #affliction #buzzkill #enjoyment #evils #happiness #humancondition #moralist #partypooper #partying #pleasure #Puritan #relief #scold #strictness #suffering #fun

  10. I hate to be like this, but, if you're gonna post a link to Threads, or Bluesky, could you just please screenshot the post you're talking about?
    #scold #sorry

  11. @bruces

    @jwz refers to the fediverse scolding brigade as the "Mastodon HOA", and if you're familiar with that peculiarly USAnian institution, full of wannabe-dictators and fun police, it's quite apt.

    I alt-text my images. But not because randos show up in the replies demanding it -- despite them.

    #HOA #MastodonHOA #USAnian #scold #FediScold

  12. Internet Scolds, a Limerick:

    There once was a scold from the net,
    Whose words would make users upset.
    With a comment so snide,
    They'd cut deep and divide,
    But their own life was filled with regret.

    #scold