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Tiny Plankton Robot Navigates Kidneys, Leaves Mice Wondering Who’s Boss

#PlanktonPills #TinyTech #KidneyKaboom #MicrorobotMadness #ScienceGoneWild By: TheJestPress.com **Tiny Plankton Robots Invade Mouse Kidneys: Finally, a Job for SpongeBob!** If you ever wondered what SpongeBob does on his off days, scientists may have the answer: delivering drugs inside hapless rodents. In a scientific breakthrough more awkward than explaining TikTok to your grandparents,…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/21/tiny-plankton-robot-navigates-kidneys-leaves-mice-wondering-whos-boss/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Florida Cat Mistaken for Virologist After Double Rodent Virus Takedown

#SatiricalNews #FloridaMania #KillerCats #ViralCat #ScienceGoneWild By: TheJestPress.com **Florida Cat Nabs Second World-First Virus, Questions Raised Over Conflict of Interest** Florida’s status as the nation's leading source of weird news was further reinforced this week after researchers—hoping merely to track local biodiversity—found themselves holding two once-in-a-lifetime viruses, courtesy of…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/14/florida-cat-mistaken-for-virologist-after-double-rodent-virus-takedown/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social