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  1. It's "by accident". Even my old-ass KIDS say "on accident".

    #ParentingFAIL

  2. It's "by accident". Even my old-ass KIDS say "on accident".

    #ParentingFAIL

  3. It's "by accident". Even my old-ass KIDS say "on accident".

    #ParentingFAIL

  4. It's "by accident". Even my old-ass KIDS say "on accident".

    #ParentingFAIL

  5. It's "by accident". Even my old-ass KIDS say "on accident".

    #ParentingFAIL

  6. 🚨 BREAKING: #Congress thinks Silicon Valley should babysit your kids! 🤖🙄 Apparently, politicians are too busy not doing their jobs to notice that turning tech giants into nannies is like asking a shark to guard the fish tank. 🦈📱 #ParentingFail
    eff.org/deeplinks/2026/01/cong #SiliconValley #Babysitting #ParentingFail #TechGiants #NannyShark #HackerNews #ngated

  7. 🚨 BREAKING: #Congress thinks Silicon Valley should babysit your kids! 🤖🙄 Apparently, politicians are too busy not doing their jobs to notice that turning tech giants into nannies is like asking a shark to guard the fish tank. 🦈📱 #ParentingFail
    eff.org/deeplinks/2026/01/cong #SiliconValley #Babysitting #ParentingFail #TechGiants #NannyShark #HackerNews #ngated

  8. 🚨 BREAKING: #Congress thinks Silicon Valley should babysit your kids! 🤖🙄 Apparently, politicians are too busy not doing their jobs to notice that turning tech giants into nannies is like asking a shark to guard the fish tank. 🦈📱 #ParentingFail
    eff.org/deeplinks/2026/01/cong #SiliconValley #Babysitting #ParentingFail #TechGiants #NannyShark #HackerNews #ngated

  9. 🚨 BREAKING: #Congress thinks Silicon Valley should babysit your kids! 🤖🙄 Apparently, politicians are too busy not doing their jobs to notice that turning tech giants into nannies is like asking a shark to guard the fish tank. 🦈📱 #ParentingFail
    eff.org/deeplinks/2026/01/cong #SiliconValley #Babysitting #ParentingFail #TechGiants #NannyShark #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Parenting in a nutshell!

    This video of me & the kids went around the world on #parentingfail channels, feels good to have it on my own! Surely the biggest news of an artist acquiring their own material this week!

    Subscribe YouTube @[email protected] for more!

    youtube.com/shorts/6WDOeA3…

  11. Parenting in a nutshell!

    This video of me & the kids went around the world on #parentingfail channels, feels good to have it on my own! Surely the biggest news of an artist acquiring their own material this week!

    Subscribe YouTube @[email protected] for more!

    youtube.com/shorts/6WDOeA3…

  12. Parenting in a nutshell!

    This video of me & the kids went around the world on #parentingfail channels, feels good to have it on my own! Surely the biggest news of an artist acquiring their own material this week!

    Subscribe YouTube @[email protected] for more!

    youtube.com/shorts/6WDOeA3…

  13. When's the best time to find out your 4yo used her baby sister's toothbrush to put soap in her Barbie's hair?

    I can confirm it is definitely not after you've already started using it to clean said baby sister's teeth 🫠

    #Parenting #ParentingFail #KidsDoingDumbStuff

  14. When's the best time to find out your 4yo used her baby sister's toothbrush to put soap in her Barbie's hair?

    I can confirm it is definitely not after you've already started using it to clean said baby sister's teeth 🫠

    #Parenting #ParentingFail #KidsDoingDumbStuff

  15. When's the best time to find out your 4yo used her baby sister's toothbrush to put soap in her Barbie's hair?

    I can confirm it is definitely not after you've already started using it to clean said baby sister's teeth 🫠

    #Parenting #ParentingFail #KidsDoingDumbStuff

  16. When's the best time to find out your 4yo used her baby sister's toothbrush to put soap in her Barbie's hair?

    I can confirm it is definitely not after you've already started using it to clean said baby sister's teeth 🫠

    #Parenting #ParentingFail #KidsDoingDumbStuff

  17. When's the best time to find out your 4yo used her baby sister's toothbrush to put soap in her Barbie's hair?

    I can confirm it is definitely not after you've already started using it to clean said baby sister's teeth 🫠

    #Parenting #ParentingFail #KidsDoingDumbStuff

  18. I ran into DA candidate Ryan Khojasteh canvassing at our local farmers' market. I told him I already voted for him, and asked what he would do about my rebellious child, who had refused to use her words to order her Strawberry Lemonade sugar cane drink or to say thank you. He recommended diversion and alternative treatment rather than incarceration. Even after this, she still refused to share her Strawberry Lemonade with me. #Parenting #ParentingFail #IVoted
  19. I ran into DA candidate Ryan Khojasteh canvassing at our local farmers' market. I told him I already voted for him, and asked what he would do about my rebellious child, who had refused to use her words to order her Strawberry Lemonade sugar cane drink or to say thank you. He recommended diversion and alternative treatment rather than incarceration. Even after this, she still refused to share her Strawberry Lemonade with me. #Parenting #ParentingFail #IVoted
  20. I ran into DA candidate Ryan Khojasteh canvassing at our local farmers' market. I told him I already voted for him, and asked what he would do about my rebellious child, who had refused to use her words to order her Strawberry Lemonade sugar cane drink or to say thank you. He recommended diversion and alternative treatment rather than incarceration. Even after this, she still refused to share her Strawberry Lemonade with me. #Parenting #ParentingFail #IVoted
  21. I ran into DA candidate Ryan Khojasteh canvassing at our local farmers' market. I told him I already voted for him, and asked what he would do about my rebellious child, who had refused to use her words to order her Strawberry Lemonade sugar cane drink or to say thank you. He recommended diversion and alternative treatment rather than incarceration. Even after this, she still refused to share her Strawberry Lemonade with me. #Parenting #ParentingFail #IVoted
  22. I ran into DA candidate Ryan Khojasteh canvassing at our local farmers' market. I told him I already voted for him, and asked what he would do about my rebellious child, who had refused to use her words to order her Strawberry Lemonade sugar cane drink or to say thank you. He recommended diversion and alternative treatment rather than incarceration. Even after this, she still refused to share her Strawberry Lemonade with me. #Parenting #ParentingFail #IVoted
  23. Student Ethan kills 4 Oxford High School classmates with his own gun, which was provided to him by his parents. In court, on trial for involuntary manslaughter, his mother Jennifer Crumbley says, "I wish he would have killed us instead."
    Really? THAT'S the solution‽ How about no killings? How about keeping guns out of kids' hands? #2A #parentingFail

  24. Student Ethan kills 4 Oxford High School classmates with his own gun, which was provided to him by his parents. In court, on trial for involuntary manslaughter, his mother Jennifer Crumbley says, "I wish he would have killed us instead."
    Really? THAT'S the solution‽ How about no killings? How about keeping guns out of kids' hands? #2A #parentingFail

  25. Student Ethan kills 4 Oxford High School classmates with his own gun, which was provided to him by his parents. In court, on trial for involuntary manslaughter, his mother Jennifer Crumbley says, "I wish he would have killed us instead."
    Really? THAT'S the solution‽ How about no killings? How about keeping guns out of kids' hands? #2A #parentingFail

  26. Whelp, I have now had the pleasure of having a baby spit up directly into my mouth. 🤮

    #parenting #parentingfail

  27. Whelp, I have now had the pleasure of having a baby spit up directly into my mouth. 🤮

    #parenting #parentingfail

  28. Whelp, I have now had the pleasure of having a baby spit up directly into my mouth. 🤮

    #parenting #parentingfail

  29. Whelp, I have now had the pleasure of having a baby spit up directly into my mouth. 🤮

    #parenting #parentingfail

  30. @redgrapea 8 year old is trying to teach the 3 year old how to be a moopsy. I think this goes firmly in the #parentingfail category...

  31. @redgrapea 8 year old is trying to teach the 3 year old how to be a moopsy. I think this goes firmly in the #parentingfail category...

  32. @redgrapea 8 year old is trying to teach the 3 year old how to be a moopsy. I think this goes firmly in the #parentingfail category...

  33. @redgrapea 8 year old is trying to teach the 3 year old how to be a moopsy. I think this goes firmly in the #parentingfail category...

  34. @redgrapea 8 year old is trying to teach the 3 year old how to be a moopsy. I think this goes firmly in the #parentingfail category...

  35. In case anyone mistook me for someone who makes good decisions, I've taken two tween girls to Target... #parentingfail

  36. In case anyone mistook me for someone who makes good decisions, I've taken two tween girls to Target... #parentingfail

  37. In case anyone mistook me for someone who makes good decisions, I've taken two tween girls to Target... #parentingfail

  38. In case anyone mistook me for someone who makes good decisions, I've taken two tween girls to Target... #parentingfail

  39. In case anyone mistook me for someone who makes good decisions, I've taken two tween girls to Target... #parentingfail

  40. Huge parental miscalculation. We thought throwing in bunny ears to our #easter #minigolf outing would make it fun... It didn't.

    It embarrassed the kids so much they refused to wear theirs and didn't want to be seen with us.

    #ParentingFail #ParentalWin

  41. 6 saw a clip of Yoda and young Luke.

    She said, "Grogu looks so old!"

    Failed this one, I have.

    #parenting #dadlife #parentingfail

  42. 6 saw a clip of Yoda and young Luke.

    She said, "Grogu looks so old!"

    Failed this one, I have.

    #parenting #dadlife #parentingfail

  43. Major #parentingFail this morning when we sent #LittleHuman to school at the normal time, not realising he was supposed to be there half an hour early for a school trip. (We knew about the trip, but not the time.) There were tears. 😫

  44. Major #parentingFail this morning when we sent #LittleHuman to school at the normal time, not realising he was supposed to be there half an hour early for a school trip. (We knew about the trip, but not the time.) There were tears. 😫