#oldjoke — Public Fediverse posts
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[Londo Mollari voice]
Feh. The Ides of March is not just about killing would-be tyrants. It is about killing would-be tyrants *together*!
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[Londo Mollari voice]
Feh. The Ides of March is not just about killing would-be tyrants. It is about killing would-be tyrants *together*!
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[Londo Mollari voice]
Feh. The Ides of March is not just about killing would-be tyrants. It is about killing would-be tyrants *together*!
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[Londo Mollari voice]
Feh. The Ides of March is not just about killing would-be tyrants. It is about killing would-be tyrants *together*!
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Sometimes the old ones are the best ones. No, not *those* Old Ones.
A British "great explorer" type is deep in the interior of a continent largely as-yet-unexplored by Europeans. He has local guides taking him through the (pick one:) jungle/savanna/mountains/swamps, when suddenly they hear the beat of drums.
"What do the drums mean?" he asks.
"Drums very bad," the guide replies. "But when drums stop, much worse."
"What happens when the drums stop?" he asks.
"Bass solo."
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Sometimes the old ones are the best ones. No, not *those* Old Ones.
A British "great explorer" type is deep in the interior of a continent largely as-yet-unexplored by Europeans. He has local guides taking him through the (pick one:) jungle/savanna/mountains/swamps, when suddenly they hear the beat of drums.
"What do the drums mean?" he asks.
"Drums very bad," the guide replies. "But when drums stop, much worse."
"What happens when the drums stop?" he asks.
"Bass solo."
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Sometimes the old ones are the best ones. No, not *those* Old Ones.
A British "great explorer" type is deep in the interior of a continent largely as-yet-unexplored by Europeans. He has local guides taking him through the (pick one:) jungle/savanna/mountains/swamps, when suddenly they hear the beat of drums.
"What do the drums mean?" he asks.
"Drums very bad," the guide replies. "But when drums stop, much worse."
"What happens when the drums stop?" he asks.
"Bass solo."
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Sometimes the old ones are the best ones. No, not *those* Old Ones.
A British "great explorer" type is deep in the interior of a continent largely as-yet-unexplored by Europeans. He has local guides taking him through the (pick one:) jungle/savanna/mountains/swamps, when suddenly they hear the beat of drums.
"What do the drums mean?" he asks.
"Drums very bad," the guide replies. "But when drums stop, much worse."
"What happens when the drums stop?" he asks.
"Bass solo."
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Sometimes the old ones are the best ones. No, not *those* Old Ones.
A British "great explorer" type is deep in the interior of a continent largely as-yet-unexplored by Europeans. He has local guides taking him through the (pick one:) jungle/savanna/mountains/swamps, when suddenly they hear the beat of drums.
"What do the drums mean?" he asks.
"Drums very bad," the guide replies. "But when drums stop, much worse."
"What happens when the drums stop?" he asks.
"Bass solo."
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. #oldjoke
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. #oldjoke
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. #oldjoke
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. #oldjoke
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. #oldjoke
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@Alice Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.” #oldjoke -
@Alice Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.” #oldjoke -
@Alice Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.” #oldjoke -
@Alice Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.” #oldjoke -
@Alice Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.” #oldjoke -
Is that Julian? Alan or Philippe? #TDF2023 #CouchPeloton #OldJoke
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Is that Julian? Alan or Philippe? #TDF2023 #CouchPeloton #OldJoke
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Is that Julian? Alan or Philippe? #TDF2023 #CouchPeloton #OldJoke
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@Swede1952 @CosmicBlaze Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #oldjoke
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@Swede1952 @CosmicBlaze Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #oldjoke
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@Swede1952 @CosmicBlaze Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #oldjoke
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@Swede1952 @CosmicBlaze Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #oldjoke
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@Swede1952 @CosmicBlaze Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #oldjoke
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A black greyhound???
Was he looking for a cheaper licence?
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A black greyhound???
Was he looking for a cheaper licence?
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A black greyhound???
Was he looking for a cheaper licence?
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A black greyhound???
Was he looking for a cheaper licence?
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A black greyhound???
Was he looking for a cheaper licence?
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