#mattress — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #mattress, aggregated by home.social.
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No one really knows what #mattresses are meant to gain from their lives either. They are large, friendly, pocket-sprung creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seems to mind this and all of them are called Zem.
Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3)
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Monday is Presidents' Day, which is, of course, the day that we as Americans celebrate and remember all of our beds and mattresses through all the years of American history. Happy Presidents' Day!
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