#nothelpful — Public Fediverse posts

There’s a mains electrical power failure in my area. Being a modern wired citizen (with power still in his phone), I go to the ESB Networks website for a status update.

It asks me for my address (logically enough) and then for my phone number (why?).

It then refuses to give me an area status update because my postcode and phone number don’t match their records demanding my meter number instead. I’M IN THE FREAKING DARK HERE, KAREN! JUST GIVE ME THE AREA STATUS!

#nothelpful #esb

@cogdog I do recall. And I think, before I quit the T I saw that he was driving up the 5 headed through Washington to BC. I contacted him via DM? I think. I think he said he was living in CA? But I could be thinking about someone else? #nothelpful

I do recall the radio show and his voice.
@jimgroom @timmmmyboy

@cogdog I do recall. And I think, before I quit the T I saw that he was driving up the 5 headed through Washington to BC. I contacted him via DM? I think. I think he said he was living in CA? But I could be thinking about someone else? #nothelpful

I do recall the radio show and his voice.
@jimgroom @timmmmyboy

@AndiMann Turn it into an indoor pool? #NotHelpful

@AndiMann Turn it into an indoor pool? #NotHelpful

Current status: HELPING.

Dear reader, there is much purring. And rolling. And bracing of back paws and pushing, sometimes against objects that are breakable and sometimes potentially very expensive to repair, should gravity become involved.

So when I say HELPING, I may or may not be experiencing helpfulness.

His carefully considered opinion may differ.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #NotHelpful

Current status: HELPING.

Dear reader, there is much purring. And rolling. And bracing of back paws and pushing, sometimes against objects that are breakable and sometimes potentially very expensive to repair, should gravity become involved.

So when I say HELPING, I may or may not be experiencing helpfulness.

His carefully considered opinion may differ.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #NotHelpful

@autiomaa #nothelpful :-)

@autiomaa #nothelpful :-)

Dear Autocorrect,

Auto-“correcting” proper names to some other proper name is rude.

Thanks,
Me.

#tech #autocorrect #nothelpful

Dear Autocorrect,

Auto-“correcting” proper names to some other proper name is rude.

Thanks,
Me.

#tech #autocorrect #nothelpful

"There it is"

yes, it's a giant screaming monster from another planet. we all see it.

#NotHelpful
#monsterdon

@jmtd RS-232 serial. Probably compact.

#nothelpful

@jmtd RS-232 serial. Probably compact.

#nothelpful

@s0 sure, check the driver's side of any car...

#notHelpful #pleaseDontMuteMe

@s0 sure, check the driver's side of any car...

#notHelpful #pleaseDontMuteMe

@Andy_European Who stole the "e" in whiskey?

#NotHelpful

@Andy_European Who stole the "e" in whiskey?

#NotHelpful

@Fullnihilism Seriously, the lines don't matter, only the toll booths and exits.

It's all a blob now, one giant state of being.

😂 #NotHelpful

I think I've spent too much time driving the eastern seaboard...

@Fullnihilism Seriously, the lines don't matter, only the toll booths and exits.

It's all a blob now, one giant state of being.

😂 #NotHelpful

I think I've spent too much time driving the eastern seaboard...

RT @[email protected]

I'm always when people try to "call us out" for not having bits when we announce future plans. It's almost like some people don't want us to share plans unless the product is already done. #nothelpful

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