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  1. 🎯 How to Burn a Million Euros with a Smile
    The Modern Art of Over-Engineering

    Welcome to tech 2025:
    5 frontend buttons.
    10 roles.
    47 meetings.
    €1M/month burn rate.
    Still no launch.

    "The Product Comes First" Problem
    Sounds noble. Humble.
    Also turns every role into a background NPC quietly agreeing their job doesn’t matter.

    Imagine telling an orchestra:
    "Your instrument doesn't matter, the symphony does".
    Then the clarinet rage-quits.

    💀 Focus is Dead.
    Last seen between:
    "Can we align real quick?"
    and
    "Why don't you behave like I want?"

    You've replaced deep work with:
    🔔 Slack pings
    📆 Calendar chaos
    🧩 Agile rituals
    🧠 1 brain cell split across 8 tools

    But the Jira board? Adorable. 🎨

    When Nothing Ships:
    "Maybe we’re just not Agile enough"
    No Karen, the framework didn’t fail.
    You did.
    With passion.
    And six retros.
    None of which helped.

    💡 What If We Just… Thought?

    Build a 10-person “cross-functional” team
    → Burn €1M/month
    → Everyone owns everything, so no one owns anything
    → Meetings breed like rabbits

    Meanwhile…
    4-person focused teams
    ~€300K/month
    📦 Ship faster
    🧠 Think clearer
    ⚡ Learn and grow
    🎯 Deliver real value

    Bonus: They still like each other.

    Every time a tech person says:
    "Hey, costs? Risks? Waste?"
    Management responds:
    "That's not your concern, code wizard".

    🧠 Radical Thought: Let People Think
    Let engineers engineer.
    Let thinkers think.
    Let humans do what they were hired to do.

    Wild, I know.

    🦄 About Unicorns:
    Not every engineer is:
    DevOps + Infra + Architect + Therapist + Evangelist + Espresso Machine
    And that's okay.

    Some are introverts.
    Some are quiet builders.
    Some are fixing prod right now.

    ✅ Hire for mindset, not magic.
    Stop gatekeeping with 1997 brain-teasers in fake conditions.
    No AI. No docs. No team. No realism.

    This is IT, not Hogwarts.

    🏁 TL;DR
    • Build small, focused teams
    • Respect strengths
    • Trust your people
    • Don’t worship frameworks
    • Let engineers engineer
    • And stop setting fire to your budget 🔥

    You know what's faster than scaling a broken system?
    🛠️ Not breaking it in the first place.

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